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From his fart tumblr:
No Hailey Entry This Friday
Yeah sorry about that. I’m in the middle of finishing an actual comic book (non-fetish related) that I plan on selling to my “normal” audience who follows me on YouTube, and I just gotta focus on finishing that. Trust me, it’ll be worth the wait. I’m really proud of it. So just hang in there, and I encourage you to make up the next entry in your head. Later! ^^
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Yeah, I'm sure people would want to see a comic-book entirely in 3/4 perspective and with awful backgrounds.
 
WwwhattT said:
From his fart tumblr:


Yeah, I'm sure people would want to see a comic-book entirely in 3/4 perspective and with awful backgrounds.
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Who the hell would pay money for that, I mean a webcomic is one thing standards are lower for art quality but for an actually comic that you buy with money there is higher I mean say what you will about Rob Liefeld at lest he knew somewhat about shading and decent colouring while James can only colour in flat and dull colours and the concept of shading have passed him by completely.
 
KatsuKitty said:
how does this farting asshole make $625 a month doing terrible videos god i hate patreon
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Seriously! That baffles my mind. Freaken Dobson has around thensame amount of pateron as this guy, but he's only making a measly ~80 dollars. This guy though has more than 600 dollars given to him by his "fans"! Im at a lost for words...
 
Muhyo said:
Seriously! That baffles my mind. Freaken Dobson has around thensame amount of pateron as this guy, but he's only making a measly ~80 dollars. This guy though has more than 600 dollars given to him by his "fans"! Im at a lost for words...
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Fetishists and their money are easily parted; especially if it's for something obscure.
 
Looks like Catty N picked the wrong approach to being a creepy pervert after all.

Of course, the right approach is to just not be a creepy pervert at all, but lolcows never seem to learn that lesson.
 
There's Hailey Flowers fanart:

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This one's almost kind of cute:

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Surtur said:
No no no...Its 625 per VIDEO.
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$625 an episode! wow I must really be doing something wrong. Does anyone know where the money comes from. Is it parnership $ from youtube or Patreon?

His content is horrifying and yet he has fans. Rule 34, maybe?
 
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Piga Dgrifm said:
@AceMaceDestroysAll

I think you might need this, http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Troll
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Nah man, @AceMaceDestroysAll needs this book.
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Anyway, back to Animated James Economics

Well here is the answer to my question James gets $615.25 from patreon per video:

https://www.patreon.com/animatedjames

Youtube Prociepts - General Humor Videos - 302,708 Subscribers - 89,505,610 Views - Possible income earned over the life of the Channel - $179,011.20 since Jan 20, 2013.

Needless to say James is doing quite well for himself. wow
 
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Great, my one follower was so retarded he was banned in less than a month. He wasn't even a funny shitpostdr.

I need a fucking drink.
The Jumping Dwarf said:
Don't pay attention to the faggots, guys. Just report them.
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You know, he's gonna keep doing this until he gets his own thread again.
 
Perhaps we're judging ole' Jimmy-Jim too harshly. There was, after all, another James who got all hot and bothered over flatulent female fannies.

And that man was James fucking Joyce.

Ireland's National Literary Treasure said:
Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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... Okay you know what? Never mind. Fart fucking is hella gross.
 
Re: James Joyce - Obligatory Hark, a Vagrant link.

Re: Fanart - I think the thing that depresses me most about it is that, aside from the last one, they seem to have put way more effort into it than James did in the first place. Like, his gross fetish is bad enough, but he could at least give enough of a shit about it to make the art decent. But I guess half-assing things is his "unique style."
 
Nara said:
Re: James Joyce - Obligatory Hark, a Vagrant link.

Re: Fanart - I think the thing that depresses me most about it is that, aside from the last one, they seem to have put way more effort into it than James did in the first place. Like, his gross fetish is bad enough, but he could at least give enough of a shit about it to make the art decent. But I guess half-assing things is his "unique style."
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I'm more worried about the fa(na)rtists than James here. The fact that some people decided to invest hours of their life making detailed fanart of a crappily drawn fart porn comic made by a pedophilic autist is just sad.
 
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