🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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It only took me a week to catch up on this shit storm. I just want to thank Ralph for his exceptional behaviour because my first ear of Olmec green corn has just spawned. Gods be praised for this man's blubber that will feed many!
 
Gold Star Commissar said:
Seriously, the guy posted a blacked out CCL, Faith’s phone, and a time stamped receipt. Additionally, from the old follows, he’s a Rick and Morty fan and he’s referencing the Faith Multiverse. I get being skeptical, but everything the guy is saying lines up and includes details that make sense but that we also didn’t know.
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I think it's just easier to think that Faith is making him look like an detached autist rather than believe he's representing himself that way.

But tbf if my kid was fucking Ralph I might break out a thesaurus and a monocle too, he's like a private perpetual 9/11.
 
Ralph sticking with Faith really shows how desperate Gunt has become. It's pretty obvious she's mental and a liability to anyone around her. Not only that, the fat fuck also got cucked by Dildo Head sexting her while she stayed in Ralph mother's crack shack. And yet he's willing to risk getting metoo'd (or worse) and endless humiliation just to get some action.

He's probably aware that this is his last chance at getting any sex apart for hiring prostitutes to fondle his disgusting gunt. After the sextape and other shit Ralph's been involved with, no sane woman will ever consider having a relationship with him. If Ralph had any shame, he'd be too embarrassed to ever show his repulsive face again.
 
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
We have truly been blessed, soon we will all be aunts and uncles to @theralph's and meth mouths lil guntlets. Who's going to get those covers for the outlets? Soon we will hear the pitter patter of their feet :feels::feels:
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If he has kids they will end up with DCF at his shack repeatedly. You thought Onison was a bad parent? Ralph would give the Onion a run for his money 100%
 
BadTakeCrucifier said:
They deserve each other. Ethan wanted to brag about having some "young pussy" and he deserves to have that backfire on him. If she gets knocked up he will be a complete failure as a father, and she'll get her life ruined for shacking up with a fat idiot scumfuck. I actually hope they DON'T have a kid because that would be horrible for a kid to have them as parents, but I can see this happening.
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Yikes. Starting to sound like Brett and Dorn Keane 2.0
 
Tookie said:
"Keeping my relationship off-air"

He's going to tweet out another sex tape, isn't he?
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As I said earlier in Dick’s thread, he’s only going to act out more as the booze further erodes his mind and body. We may not get another sex tape but I’d bet money we’ll see something of similar magnitude within the next 2 or so months. Dax sought people who were loyal over people that were competent; and that’s going to bite all of them in the ass.
 
Gaydurr said:
Man in the Corn Suit tricked Ralph into dating Faith again.
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Piranha Pleb said:
BROS, I WAS AWAY FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS GIMME THE TL;DR SINCE THE 13TH KANGS!
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>Ralph came back and said he didn't know how the tape leaked
>Said Him and Faith were working on their relationship
>Dax defends loli and pedos
>Null has a stream where he breaks down the Harvest
>Dax gets mad at him for saying he told Reily to tell him to leave
>Null comes on TDS to give his grievances and say goodbye :(
>Some gloating and coping on twitter
>Faith's dad reactivates and says Ralph is actually worse than A Halfway Crook
>starts answering KF questions vicariously through twitter
>Faith grifted her family by getting money to check into a mental hospital in DC
>They tried to deprogram her but she apparently lied to staff and said they were abusive or something
>Rolf flies down to DC to pick her up
>They post a picture together
 
Edilg said:
>Ralph came back and said he didn't know how the tape leaked
>Said Him and Faith were working on their relationship
>Dax defends loli and pedos
>Null has a stream where he breaks down the Harvest
>Dax gets mad at him for saying he told Reily to tell him to leave
>Null comes on TDS to give his grievances and say goodbye :(
>Some gloating and coping on twitter
>Faith's dad reactivates and says Ralph is actually worse than A Halfway Crook
>starts answering KF questions vicariously through twitter
>Faith grifted her family by getting money to check into a mental hospital in DC
>They tried to deprogram her but she apparently lied to staff and said they were abusive or something
>Rolf flies down to DC to pick her up
>They post a picture together
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So, Vickers just stated that Ralph said his phone was hacked. Don’t get me started on the implausibility of that.
 
Edilg said:
>Ralph came back and said he didn't know how the tape leaked
>Said Him and Faith were working on their relationship
>Dax defends loli and pedos
>Null has a stream where he breaks down the Harvest
>Dax gets mad at him for saying he told Reily to tell him to leave
>Null comes on TDS to give his grievances and say goodbye :(
>Some gloating and coping on twitter
>Faith's dad reactivates and says Ralph is actually worse than A Halfway Crook
>starts answering KF questions vicariously through twitter
>Faith grifted her family by getting money to check into a mental hospital in DC
>They tried to deprogram her but she apparently lied to staff and said they were abusive or something
>Rolf flies down to DC to pick her up
>They post a picture together
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Thanks King, sounds like the nectar still spills forth.
 
Edilg said:
>Faith grifted her family by getting money to check into a mental hospital in DC
>They tried to deprogram her but she apparently lied to staff and said they were abusive or something
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That poor girl. Not only is her ex abusive, her new bf abusive, her father abusive, but also the hospital staff is abusive. Can she never catch a break? Who will save this poor soul and put a smile on her face?
 
Gold Star Commissar said:
Seriously, the guy posted a blacked out CCL, Faith’s phone, and a time stamped receipt. Additionally, from the old follows, he’s a Rick and Morty fan and he’s referencing the Faith Multiverse. I get being skeptical, but everything the guy is saying lines up and includes details that make sense but that we also didn’t know.
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Oh fuck...
Im i becoming rand bot? No its you who are wrong "Gold star fed". Bet you are an antifa supporting ant poster!

Hindsight you are proably right but i can´t belive that a faith father would start shitposting on twitter. Indirectly comunicating with the forum Its just like a fucking kino overload. That Ralph would take her back and forgive her. That she would forgive him. Nothing makes sense anymore.

So when the gunt cheats on her will we get a tellall on TWIN?
Edilg said:
>Ralph came back and said he didn't know how the tape leaked
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While the capos like riketa, Gator are saying that he leaked it.
 
Bryan Dunn said:
I can’t believe in the same tweet he claims that him and his “gf” are going to have an offline relationship, he tweets out a picture of him with her in the hospital to own the Karens!

he literally countered his statement in the same fucking tweet. He learned absolutely NOTHING from all of this. This fat retard is absolutely exceptional to the core. You drove this girl into a psychiatric hospital and you are continuing to repeat the same shit that led to your downfall.

what in the fuck is wrong with your sociopathic ass @theralph
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Lolcow's gonna lolcow. The corn must flow.
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Bryan Dunn said:
I can’t believe in the same tweet he claims that him and his “gf” are going to have an offline relationship, he tweets out a picture of him with her in the hospital to own the Karens!

he literally countered his statement in the same fucking tweet. He learned absolutely NOTHING from all of this. This fat retard is absolutely exceptional to the core. You drove this girl into a psychiatric hospital and you are continuing to repeat the same shit that led to your downfall.

what in the fuck is wrong with your sociopathic ass @theralph
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Does this smelly fat fuck only own one t-shirt? How many posts is it now he is wearing that fucking metallica t-shirt since the new season started?!

@theralph I personally cannot wait for this to hit it's logical season finale, my bet on your divorce paid off, now my bet on faith? Well let's just say the timeline is matching up perfectly.
 
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