I decided to just bypass the bathroom & make a beeline for the next door, instead. I'll come back to it if there's anything I'm missing (which I probably am).
Hahaha, can't get me while I'm on the Pause screen, fucker!
. . .right?
Anyway, here's a. . .thing.
Here's another thing. Looks like a dish cabinet for a dining room. Lot of empty cupboards in here. Seems like a wasted opportunity to add more flavor things (like dishes, picture frames, etc.). Unless there's a reason everything's gone? Though supposedly the house was inhabited until very recently, so.
You know, now that I think about it, Homesick kinda reminds me of
Maniac Mansion. Except it's like a super-stripped-down version with none of the charm. Man, Maniac Mansion was such a good game. Maybe I'll download a ROM so I can play it again. I think my ex has my Nintendo copy since I lost my Nintendo to a basement flood.
Okay, now we have. . .a table, I guess. Why can't I interact with anything? Lame.
this is a long-ass table
& another door, okay
Oh, hey! A kitchen! I guess that room back there
was a dining room, then.
Can I click on anything in here
Huh. Okay. Can't open the cabinets or anything.
Oh. . .kay? Yeah, why
is there absolutely nothing in this house?
. . .if it has to do with laziness I will be very, very sad.
Oh, hey! A totally-not-ominous trapdoor!
oh wait shit lemme see if I can open the oven
UGH SO LAME
well anyway back to the
HE
WHAT
HE WAS IN FRONT OF THE TRAP DOOR
THERE WAS NOBODY THERE A SECOND AGO
HOW DID HE JUST MATERIALIZE THERE
HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR
OH MY GOD THIS IS BULLSHIT
also I wish I had a microphone so you guys could hear me yelling this
GOD FUCKING OKAY I'M GONNA RUN THROUGH & DO THE THING
are you fucking serious
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
okay I guess I need a crowbar or something
where the fuck am I gonna find a crowbar
there's a bathroom, dining room, & kitchen
god fuck I hate backtracking in horror games
oh hey okay
I guess that means I can open it
wow what a surprise
it's totally empty
wait does this mean I can open the huge endtable too
OH MY GOD THIS IS BULLSHIT
THERE IS STILL NOTHING IN THIS BATHROOM JESUS FUCK