🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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So for newcomers and old farmers the phrase "The Ralph Retort" came from a story ralph told where a woman was giving him a bj and accidentally threw up on his cock.

Well, now it's confirmed to be a fake story, seeing as only a child would have a mouth so small that they'd cho-
 
Please Bryan if you're right about just one thing please let it be this. :story: :gunt:
I mean, just look at his tweets. I immediately pick up 3 things from them

1. He’s absolutely fucking drunk
2. He’s convincing himself that he is an absolute “BADASS”
3. He is picking fights with EVERYONE

He will attempt to get on stream tonight for sure. Itll be up to Gaydor if he tard wrangles Ralph to keep him off air.
 
One thing is for sure after witnessing all this. Nora really was the best thing to ever happen to Ralph. Out of all his current exes, Nora was the one with the most to lose from ralph's antics, yet she never flung shit over the internet for the problems he did cause her. She's not vindictive like Ade or manipulative like faith, as least not publicly anyway. He had it made with nora, but the gunt just couldn't keep a woman of her caliber around. Nor could he keep women of much lower caliber around.
 
While it's fun to speculate how much worse it can get, we're going to find out soon enough. Here's a real imagination workout: How does Ethan Ralph possibly turn this into a win?
I mean we’re all having fun over here, but like his Twitter has fine ratios and the replies aren’t bad anymore. Dunno if this is the smoking bullet, he’s sweeping it away
 
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