🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Matt would have to get into revenge porn I feel. Ralph has successfully managed to fuck up so badly that other cows in the sphere are going to have a hard time keeping up. They'll still make mistakes and they'll still be funny, but he may have set the bar too high. Feel free to rate me optimistic about this, but this feels like a unique blend of degeneracy (within this group, of course).
 
I must admit....I was wrong. I had previously defended ralph. I did not believe it was physically possible for him to have sex. I had assumed he would have coronary event or simply not be able to get erect.

But serious Ralph, I did not need video evidence to be proven wrong.
 
Matt would have to get into revenge porn I feel. Ralph has successfully managed to fuck up so badly that other cows in the sphere are going to have a hard time keeping up. They'll still make mistakes and they'll still be funny, but he may have set the bar too high. Feel free to rate me optimistic about this, but this feels like a unique blend of degeneracy (within this group, of course).
Just be happy that something of this magnitude happened in general, don't lament the fact that it may never be topped. This is a bountiful harvest.
 
Just be happy that something of this magnitude happened in general, don't lament the fact that it may never be topped. This is a bountiful harvest.

Oh no, I'm not lamenting. This is historical. If this is the funniest thing to happen ever again in IF, I'll take it.

This was one of the single most disgusting things I had to witness in my life

Ralph has to see his gunt move like this every day, why do you think he drinks so much?
 
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PPP doing a celebratory mukbang should be good.
 
Imagine sleeping through all of this and then having to spend hours combing the thread for all this nectar
Every time I check the thread between calls there's 3 to 10 new pages. I'm 80 pages back, you people need to slow the fuck down, please.
 
This isn't over yet. We still need to run forensic analysis on the time this was filmed. Also the tampons on the room and the room itself, was it the room Faith was staying in ? Was Faith on her period ? Was it his mother's room ? ( maybe not ). And the most important question of all that i will repeat and highlight WHEN WAS THIS FILMED ? WAS FAITH OF AGE ? CAN WE CONFIRM THE DATE OF THE GUNTTAPE ?
 
Anybody want to guess what Ralph's viewership will be like next time he does a killstream? You can give a number with hate watchers or without. I can see see him netting 400 Dlive viewers which translates to about 150 real viewers.
 
I went:

"You know who Keemstar is?"
"Uh yea."
"Well they're friends, I guess... He was on Pewdiepie once. He was big deal during GamerGate."
"OK."

Really starting to realise how small (and not just in his penis/height area) of a non-entity Ralph actually is.

"This is what Jerry Springer could only do in his deepest hallucinations while drunk and high."
 
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