🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Pump Meat said:
So how is Mr.Ralph going to deal with this? Is there a game plan that offers a light at the end of the tunnel? Is there even a feasible strategy for recovery?
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He’s gonna say “Wow how embarrassing, I fuck chicks! So embarrassed!” The ole Dick Masterson maneuver.
 
I got this off twitter and it gave me a chuckle
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You mess with the corn,you get the scorn

How the thing escalated from a dumb boomer joke to this is something to behold,best way to peak this summer :story:
 
So I get one good nights sleep and when I wake up there are 100+ pages. I’m still catching up but from gather, meth man shows up with DMs to own the Gunt. Gunt retaliates with a sex tape of elephant seal fucking which turns out to be real horrifying Gunt on child bride sex. What the fuck else did I miss?
 
Pump Meat said:
So how is Mr.Ralph going to deal with this? Is there a game plan that offers a light at the end of the tunnel? Is there even a feasible strategy for recovery?
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Niggaplease said:
it can still be technically classified as revenge porn in where ever the fuck state he's in. so gunty mcgunt can still be looking at felony charges and or sex offender registration.
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Unironically, if Ralph got into contact with MundaneMatt I'm sure he could get some advice on how to survive after signing the death warrant on his own career like he just did.
That being said, what the quarry king did wasn't an actual crime.
 
Ralph's ego knows no bounds. He grasps his ancient tome granted to him by Daddy Dick (who he loves). Only the words of Trump will guide him back.

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Thank you for reminding him oh glorious Gunt Guard. Ralph will learn absolutely nothing form this.

Edit: Late but what isn't in this thread, holy shit.
 
Pistoleer said:
So I get one good nights sleep and when I wake up there are 100+ pages. I’m still catching up but from gather, meth man shows up with DMs to own the Gunt. Gunt retaliates with a sex tape of elephant seal fucking which turns out to be real horrifying Gunt on child bride sex. What the fuck else did I miss?
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Turns out they found the ark of the covenant, opened it up, and this sex tape came out.
 
Tonka just started a stream to shit talk Ralph.


Mushroom gifs everywhere.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I was going on about how Amazon is paying 16 an hour in Richmond but uh.... having revenge porn on your record might throw a monkey wrench into that plan.

Fuck I don't even know.
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I think his best option is to offer the Gunt for service as a bouncy castle on the carny circuit. Could at least sustain himself on leftover corndogs.
 
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