🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Legit surprised the stream is still up. They have to be flagging this so fucking hard.

Gaytor is screaming and crying because Ethan stopped sending him orders. I think he knows the Gunt has passed on.

 

[Disheveled Human]

So the biggest Grifter is actually Faith!

 

[Noproblemo]

Following the shocking reveal that Faith blueballed him during the entire duration of her stay, Ralph decides to release their sextape to own the Karen Farms. To do this he enlists the help of Gator the firstfag techno wizkid to produce deepfake footage. But who will be his partner for the base footage? Will it be Shannon? Will it be Pey? Will it even be his mother in dialysis? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

PPP needs to quickly and last minute add Faith to the grifting league. Ralph was literally grifted by an 18 yr old. There has to at least be like a "Best new MVP" award or something. She has a bright future ahead of her.

 

[Aurora]

Long live the King.

 

[ClipBitch]

Legit surprised the stream is still up. They have to be flagging this so fucking hard.

I'm recording it live and so are many others judging by the comments. Can't let this kind of kino escape.

 

[Ol' Slag]

PPP can finally lay down his arms and armor.

The battle is over.

The gunt has been dealt a mortal blow.

 

[Perspicacity]

Some more juicy messages. Ralph the drunk driving felon with an 18 year old he plied with alcohol.

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

The gunt guard is gonna have a rough week.

 

[buying gf]

PPP needs to quickly and last minute add Faith to the grifting league. Ralph was literally grifted by an 18 yr old. There has to at least be like a "Best new MVP" award or something. She has a bright future ahead of her.

Best Rookie Grifter?

 

[Gilbert Grape]

This thread running like @Ahalfwaycrook 's live chat.

 

[High Tea]

I'm so confused. If you're going to lie about dating/screwing someone, why would you lie about dating/screwing a 5/10 mental case of a teenager? Why not at least go for a 7/10 mostly sane college coed?

And if Fai wasn't really dating Ralph, then why was she with Ralph so much? They made those videos and pictures together and she did that stupid poster… If it wasn't PP touches, then what was Ralph really getting out of it? What was Fai getting out of it? Just booze and Xannies?

If the charity thing is accurate, hopefully money sent her way. Maybe if she thought a blue checkmark like Ralph noticed her, he might retweet her stuff. And she has a channel. Maybe clout.

 

[DiceLord]

So the biggest Grifter is actually Faith!

Best Rookie Grifter?

Rookie Grifter of The Year

 

[Big Bad Wart]

So who is worse Peter Coffing for making up his girlfriend or the Gunt for for pretending some BPD teenager was his girlfriend?

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Imagine having a dick as dry as the Sahara and tweeting to some girl who's grifting and blueballing you's father "LOL I'M FUCKING YOUR DAUGHTER"

 

[Vetti]

"She never took him out to dates. Just lunch"

HAHAAHAHAAH

 

[shapelesswaste]

Faith made a sandwich and brought it to ralph's shack. He didn't even tell her to get in the kitchen.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

"She never took him out to dates. Just lunch"

HAHAAHAHAAH

The Diet Girlfriend Experience.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Rookie Grifter of The Year

She could have swept the E Girl play in

 

[Lammy]

I think some of the funniest context you can frame this in is that DSP is more successful in his love life than Ralph, He stayed with Leanna for years, and the meme of the Khet being gone isn't yet confirmed, so DSP is quite literally better with women than Ralph.