FB 5/14- Chris and New Friends

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Status
Not open for further replies.
DrChristianTroy

DrChristianTroy

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Feb 3, 2013
S7PANOD.png

Hey, Y'all. This post for my new women friends who I have had the pleasure meeting lately.

My main focus Has been on being Friends, and I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such. But I am also looking for friends with benefits. I will not personally push it; it is your call. I will still be your friend, regardless. To be direct: I am open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian. In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and abreast with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.

I understand how my born "part", shall we say, would offend, and Charlottesville is a small city, which is why I am posting this note online. A friend can be referred to me as well. My DQ friends can help me there as well, please.

On my giving you all each my contact card, y'all know how to contact me directly. Facebook Messages, Texting, and E-Mails are highly recommended. You may telephone me as well, but please leave your name and phone number in the voicemail, and I will call you back.

Thank you all, and have a Great and Safe day.
Click to expand...

As always apologies for not including a picture. If anyone can get it it would be greatly appreciated. If it were anyone else I would assume he wants to ruin these friendships. As it is I just assume Chris is a dumb ass and move on.

EDIT- Screen cap added.
 
Last edited:
tl;dr "Ladies I respect that you want to be friends but seriously, let me tell you about how I am totally willing to have sex with you."
 
Last edited by a moderator:
The fact hes said he is open to straight girls, as well as bi and lesbian, is an indication on how seriously he takes this 'being-a-woman' crap, I'd imagine he'd calm down the tomgirl shit if it meant china
 
tribadism

I'm surprised he didn't include the part about gorilla mating like he usually does.
 
I hope a lesbian does contact him, if only to finally tell him that scissoring isn't a fucking thing.

At least he clarified he won't try to force unwilling women to have sex with him. That's definitely a commendable personal sacrifice.
 
Nice to hear that Chris still wants some china after all this time!

The odds of him getting some without paying for it is still zip to nada, but hey, at least he's still (hopelessly) trying! :)
 
The reason why Chris doesn't have friends isn't because he's a loser. Lots of losers have friends. The reason he can't have friends is he always wants to turn even casual acquaintances into sweethearts to do the hanky-panky with even when it's obvious the girl doesn't want it. To him, every girl has to be a sweetheart, gal-pal, and mother of Crystal all rolled into one.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom