🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Could just be travel delays, it's not like it's that uncommon when flying, and there's been a shitload of inclement weather in the southeastern U.S. lately.
 
Andrew Blaze said:
Doesn't he live in Virginia? I'd doubt she'd fly to DC given it's basically in Virginia.
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Western Virginia iirc, which would be far enough for a flight if you don't like/literally can't drive. I'm not sure if Faith has a license or not.

And I highly doubt Ethan would be willing to drive over a quarter of a day to get his ass beaten by a man nine years his senior.
 
Unog said:
Western Virginia iirc, which would be far enough for a flight if you don't like/literally can't drive. I'm not sure if Faith has a license or not.

And I highly doubt Ethan would be willing to drive over a quarter of a day to get his ass beaten by a man nine years his senior.
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Richmond is like two hours from DC. I can only see Faith flying if she's unlicensed.
 
Vetti said:
Richmond is like two hours from DC. I can only see Faith flying if she's unlicensed.
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She might be; for once I'm giving Ethan the benefit of the doubt. There could be some other kind of travel delay though, it's not like delays only happen when flying.

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt here, because holy shit if she leaves him, I cannot imagine what kind of shit he'll try to use to brag about next. He's already stopped bragging so much about money, then he got stomped on in viewership by PPP and company. His third crutch has pretty much always been his relationship status when the other two aren't relevant. It'll officially be a whole new low.
 
Unog said:
Western Virginia iirc, which would be far enough for a flight if you don't like/literally can't drive. I'm not sure if Faith has a license or not.

And I highly doubt Ethan would be willing to drive over a quarter of a day to get his ass beaten by a man nine years his senior.
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It's a two hour drive, nobody is taking a flight for that. You would waste more time at the airport. If you can't drive you hire a shuttle, or take a bus if you can stand being near immigrants.
 
Unog said:
She might be; for once I'm giving Ethan the benefit of the doubt. There could be some other kind of travel delay though, it's not like delays only happen when flying.

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt here, because holy shit if she leaves him, I cannot imagine what kind of shit he'll try to use to brag about next. He's already stopped bragging so much about money, then he got stomped on in viewership by PPP and company. His third crutch has pretty much always been his relationship status when the other two aren't relevant. It'll officially be a whole new low.
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It's possible but I think one of them would've mentioned it on their social media (Ralph certainly would now that he's promised us a pic). They both Tweet a lot about their movements, that's how we discovered the Cali hookup.

Ralph's latest Twitter activity is a Fuentes retweet, no mention of Faith whatsoever. Time is getting on 6:00PM in Virginia.
 
Unog said:
She might be; for once I'm giving Ethan the benefit of the doubt. There could be some other kind of travel delay though, it's not like delays only happen when flying.

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt here, because holy shit if she leaves him, I cannot imagine what kind of shit he'll try to use to brag about next. He's already stopped bragging so much about money, then he got stomped on in viewership by PPP and company. His third crutch has pretty much always been his relationship status when the other two aren't relevant. It'll officially be a whole new low.
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I get you. Apparently the age at which you you can get a driver's license in California is 16, so aside from her medicated depression saga, I can't think of any reason why Faith couldn't or wouldn't be licensed. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
 
If her parents are flying back, he could be picking her up from an airport.

Your choice of airport is Dulles or Reagan. Reagan is more on the way to Richmond and literally across the water from DC, so it's safe to say they flew in from there.

As a local, I can vouch that traffic is a bitch in the afternoon, even with Covid, so he could be stuck.
Still, I'd imagine he'd try to get a pic on Instagram ASAP to own the haters.
 
Vetti said:
I get you. Apparently the age at which you you can get a driver's license in California is 16, so aside from her medicated depression saga, I can't think of any reason why Faith couldn't or wouldn't be licensed. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
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Most Cali kids now days opt to just uber/lyft everwhere and forego getting a license.
 
instythot said:
How long until we get a "cryptic" tweet from the owner and editor of the Ralph Retort about snakes and/or loyalty?
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The Killstream Bush Pig's denouncing the gunt? Did my birthday come early or something?
 
so ethan is trying to say that he couldnt have had his little girl debrainwashed because shes flying from dc to richmond? with no proof and with flying that short of a distance being completely idiotic? yeah sure and zidan is just taking a short break and nora is just in a "long distance" relationship rn.

edit alternatively if she cant drive maybe you shouldnt be trying to lure her into your house and make her totally dependent on you at that young of an age you sicko
 
MeltyTW said:
yeah sure and zidan is just taking a short break and nora is just in a "long distance" relationship rn.
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He hasn't been teasing a Zidan appearance "coming soon, you never know what's gonna happen on the killstream. Me and Zidan still talk all the time you know" for a while, has he?

What's up with that @theralph ? When are we finally getting that Zidan encore you've been hinting at forever
 
Can't wait for Faith to get back to Ralph so we can continue following her spiral to an hero. The video where she covers her face with her hair shows how comments get to her, yet Ralph continues to force her into some public figure position. Mind you he knows she's a child, he knows she is unstable and he has to know she has a history of self harm.
The "My girl attenpted suicide because of cyberbullying" arc will be fire, becase Ralph is her biggest bully.
 
instythot said:
He hasn't been teasing a Zidan appearance "coming soon, you never know what's gonna happen on the killstream. Me and Zidan still talk all the time you know" for a while, has he?

What's up with that @theralph ? When are we finally getting that Zidan encore you've been hinting at forever
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He did that somewhat recently, 2 or 3 weeks ago I think. Can't remember which show it was but he gave the obligatory "I talked to Zidan recently, we might be doing something with that soon" remark.

Guntwatch Update: We're closing in on 7:00PM Virginia time and Ralph is just tweeting about Trump and shilling his show. No word regarding Fai yet.
 
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