🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Well according to Google it's nearly 5:00PM in Virginia now, and still no update from Ralph. There is still time in the day for her to arrive but it's looking increasingly likely that Faith is staying home. I hope everyone has their crying gunt memes ready... 😉
 
Delicious Diversity said:
Well according to Google it's nearly 5:00PM in Virginia now, and still no update from Ralph. There is still time in the day for her to arrive but it's looking increasingly likely that Faith is staying home. I hope everyone has their crying gunt memes ready... 😉
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That's what's so weird. Saying you'll put up an Instagram pic. Why not have her pop in on the KS? Just say hi in the background or something? There are people autistic enough who will try to match the voice, so who cares if people really believe it's her or not? When you say you are putting a photo up as proof, people are going to question when it was taken even if he does put up proof.
 
Vetti said:
I can't wait for tonight's Killstream, personally.
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I think conditions are ripe for a perfect storm tonight. The lack of proof of life is a good sign, and going by Ralph's twitter timeline it seems like he slept earlier in the morning and has presumably been drinking all day. He can't call out sick because he has a high profile lineup (for him). There's a corn moon a'rising!
 
Vetti said:
He does but if he got his own subforum he'd never stop playing the "everybody is obsessed with me. I'm all the have" card. I find a lot of Ralph spergouts funny but whenever he's on his fake bravado bullshit, I find it annoying but not especially funny in and of itself.
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Well thats just like, your opinion, man
 
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If only you knew how bad things really are...
 
I hope she comes back to Ralph for now - I feel like her role in this shitshow hasn't been fulfilled yet. Faith and Ralph were open about their relationship for less than a month and it already brought so much corn - mr Vickers saga, meth teeth, her embarrassingly bad artwork, Ade's input - just to name a few. I can't help but grin thinking about what else she can bring to the table.

Faith come home (but not just yet).
 
garakfan69 said:
The man himself in the top comment:

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Did Matt develop a sense of humour? Hell he could probably do a react vid to some of those songs. I know this isnt the thread but LTG reacted to some Liquid Richard songs about him and he laughed along with it. Even commented on the vids itself.

Offtopic but the ability to laugh at yourself is pretty important. Certainly not cow behaviour
 
How long until we get a "cryptic" tweet from the owner and editor of the Ralph Retort about snakes and/or loyalty?
 

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