Homeschooling makes for the finest grades of autism. Without Evangelical fundies teaching their children that dinosaurs walked the Earth at the same time as man and that bombardier beetles are too complex to have been the product of evolution, we would be deprived of an essential source of entertainment. It’s fucking hilarious when parents make decisions that ruin their children’s lives and set them up for a job changing film reels and crying messily while jerking it in the projection booth of the local cinema.