🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Status
Not open for further replies.
@Jarbo The Hutt
Stellar job, as always. MundaneMatt has been a cow worth poking fun of for a long time now, especially since he produces so much content literally on daily basis that can be transformed into your songs. That said, he hasn't done anything truly exceptional lately, he has faded into irrelevance long time ago, as his channel continuous to die.

On the other hand, Ralph has done so much hilarious shit lately (not just lately), he's became a bottomless pit of material. Shifting your attention towards the gunt would be a much needed breath of fresh air for your channel.

Don't get me wrong, I will always enjoy MC Jarbo, but I think it's time for Matt to step down a little, as MC Gunty enters the spotlight.
 
Catchy beat, clever wordplay, and a solid flow. I refuse to believe that Ralph was ever that big a fan of MC Jarbo, because if that were the case, he would never have backed that pisstake garbage Digibro put out.
 
1597077355301.png

"Keeper of the Sweeper" - 2020, Oil on Gunt
 
Gaydurr said:
@Jarbo The Hutt
Stellar job, as always. MundaneMatt has been a cow worth poking fun of for a long time now, especially since he produces so much content literally on daily basis that can be transformed into your songs. That said, he hasn't done anything truly exceptional lately, he has faded into irrelevance long time ago, as his channel continuous to die.

On the other hand, Ralph has done so much hilarious shit lately (not just lately), he's became a bottomless pit of material. Shifting your attention towards the gunt would be a much needed breath of fresh air for your channel.

Don't get me wrong, I will always enjoy MC Jarbo, but I think it's time for Matt to step down a little, as MC Gunty enters the spotlight.
Click to expand...

He doesn't even need to change to MC Gunt, just have MC Jarbo shit on Ethan Ralph in rhyme form every time Ralph fucks up. No better reminder of how far he's fallen that Matt Jarbo gets to laugh at him
 
instythot said:
He doesn't even need to change to MC Gunt, just have MC Jarbo shit on Ethan Ralph in rhyme form every time Ralph fucks up. No better reminder of how far he's fallen that Matt Jarbo gets to laugh at him
Click to expand...
I wouldn't mind that. MC Jarbo could remain the main voice, but some songs could still feature Ralph's voice. Sort of like what he did in "My Girlfriend's Daughter", only Ralphs input wouldn't be voluntary and less than flattering.
 
Bland Crumbs said:
Serious question here:

Is there a picture of Ralph where he does not look dirty? Every picture looks like he is on day three or beyond of not bathing.
Click to expand...
DVDfZieXkAI81qZ.jpg

The first and only time Ralph looked human was upon being released from prison. Ralph is such a dysfunctional person that the only place he thrives is in prison. Eating healthy, regular exercise, normal sleep schedule and 100% sober AKA the polar opposite of the current Ralph. Here comes some basic bitch armchair psychology, I think a fatherless boy like Ralph craves structure. Jail is the best place for this structure.
 
TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
View attachment 1509367

The first and only time Ralph looked human was upon being released from prison. Ralph is such a dysfunctional person that the only place he thrives is in prison. Eating healthy, regular exercise, normal sleep schedule and 100% sober AKA the polar opposite of the current Ralph. Here comes some basic bitch armchair psychology, I think a fatherless boy like Ralph craves structure. Jail is the best place for this structure.
Click to expand...
Even the intense anal sex in prison was less degenerative than his current lifestyle.
 
Delicious Diversity said:
I wonder if Gunt is going to address this. MC Jarbo is really popular among his audience and he has played this guys clips frequently for a couple of years now. If he doesn't, people are going to notice and call him a pussy for not being able to laugh even though it was obviously funny when it was at Matt's expense. If he does address it, he's just giving people more exposure to his rising lolcow status. If he gets mad he loses automatically.
Click to expand...
Shades of the heartwrm fallout. Time is a flat circle.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom