🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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but seeing how he handled zidan leaving he's at least proven that it isn't unconditional
having thrown out the bpd remark mainly to again compare ralph to young female cows seen here, i see what you two mean about ethan most likely just being a shitty person by himself but he had time to process zidans leaving before it ever became public so we dont know how he reacted at the time

That all said, him being a moron makes me laugh so in the end it's sort of a wash.
at this point ralph, whether the total is botted or not, has a dedicated group of braindead people who at least keep him afloat and is the ceiling for how many people he can get, they wont leave even if he films himself molesting a child so at this point he should just not flag anyone, shift to normie content, leaving nothing for anyone here to comment on. it doesnt solve his core issue but its funny seeing how easily he could just stop this instead of playing "whos the pedophile?" with null
 
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Yeah probably should have kept the neck beard tbh.
 
"It's too late, Ethan. There's nothing left in you that I can live with. You're one of Null's Lolcows, and, if I stay with you, I'll be destroyed. Like Matt Jarbo was destroyed. Like Stream.Me was destroyed. Like everything you and the institution of IBS touch is destroyed. You are IBS incarnate, Ethan, indifferent to suffering, insensitive to joy. All of life is reduced to the common rubble of banality. Doxing, Gay ops, Drama are all the same to you as bottles of Maker's Mark. The daily business of life is a corrupt comedy. You even shatter the sensations of time and space into dead air and instant soundboard replays. You are madness, Ethan, virulent madness, and everything you touch dies with you. Well, not me. Not as long as I can still feel pleasure and pain. And love.
And it's a happy ending: Wayward daughter comes to her senses, returns to her family, with whom she has established a long and sustaining love. Heartless old man left alone in his arctic desolation. Music up with a swell; final hot take. And here are a few scenes from next week's show." Faith Vickers
 
With Rekieta pulling away from Masterson and Ralph dominating Fuentes, PPP should really make sure to include a losers bracket to give Masterson his third place finish in the grifter championship. It'll give him a reason to continue talking about the finals.
 
I genuinely wish he was able to overcome his issues because they're at the core everything that he does to earn contempt, and his white trash upbringing suggests that he never really had a shot in the first place.

Seriously, it's not like anyone's going to be angry that a guy got his shit together and stopped being an incorrigible, hypocritical piece of shit. But like you said, it's funnier that he keeps being self destructive so it's not like it's a loss if he doesn't ever clean up his act.

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Yeah probably should have kept the neck beard tbh.

Man, Clawshrimpy's doing as bad as ever, I see.
 
Are we sure that fai fai didn't shave ralph's face while he was sleeping in a based act of retribution? This is certainly plausible due to ralph's habit of mixing xanax with alcohol. Ralph is dumb but is he so dumb to think going clean shaven would be a good look?
 

Shite quality but there you go. Didn't think this would warrant posting for at least another two to three weeks.
 
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I agree. He certainly isn't bipolar, and I doubt he's borderline. I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but I know several people with both and Ralph doesn't show any of the more severe issues that any of them do. The only dead ringer I can really find in the guy is how viciously he swings out at people when he thinks they're abandoning him, but seeing how he handled zidan leaving he's at least proven that it isn't unconditional. Generally speaking, his behavior can be pretty easily described as that of a brutal alcoholic and/or drug addict. I genuinely wish he was able to overcome his issues because they're at the core everything that he does to earn contempt, and his white trash upbringing suggests that he never really had a shot in the first place.

That all said, him being a moron makes me laugh so in the end it's sort of a wash.
In the 60's he would have been called a psychotic. But hes just a malignat narcissist. Kinda like diet sociopath.
 

The fact he's in his mid-thirties and looks like that is shocking. He looks a good 8-10 years older than he is.

I mean the fuck do you start. His head looks like a ballsack without his graying hair, it's got no shape to it and droops.

Look at those shoulders, his posture is foul. It makes him look even more round.

His tiny effeminate hands are starting to lose definition as his body is struggling to find places to store excess body fat.

I agree. He certainly isn't bipolar, and I doubt he's borderline. I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but I know several people with both and Ralph doesn't show any of the more severe issues that any of them do. The only dead ringer I can really find in the guy is how viciously he swings out at people when he thinks they're abandoning him, but seeing how he handled zidan leaving he's at least proven that it isn't unconditional. Generally speaking, his behavior can be pretty easily described as that of a brutal alcoholic and/or drug addict. I genuinely wish he was able to overcome his issues because they're at the core everything that he does to earn contempt, and his white trash upbringing suggests that he never really had a shot in the first place.

That all said, him being a moron makes me laugh so in the end it's sort of a wash.

I don't think Ralph has any personality disorders, I don't even think he's a sociopath - although not being on the brunt of his behaviour, maybe I'm wrong on that - I say this no based on any expertise, but I've had the unfortunate experience of living with a bunch of people with BPD and knew a few sociopaths.

In his case, his behaviour seems to be primarily a product of his environment.

First, he's an addict. Addicts, even if they used to be good people, generally become self-serving bastards as a result of their problem. In terms of Ralph, his drinking has a clear effect on his ability to manage his anger. I would also suggest it has stunted his ability to keep fit and mature emotionally.

Secondly, from what I can gather Ralph's financial situation is basically shit. His mom's house has a lean on it. His only source of income is his only shot, he's destroyed his reputation so he'll never get a professional job. He's too unfit to get a more hands on job that pays well. I can only imagine the stress this brings him constantly, and yet his fragile ego has to make out he's a success and not a slow motion trainwreck. No wonder he can't take criticism or light mockery well.

I don't predict anything good for Ralph, he'll ride his last few autistic - because that's what they are - paypiggies into the ground and when that comes to an end... Well I think Ralph either turns his life around or brings it to an end. That's the sad reality, he's burnt every bridge in order to maintain his easy supply of money and enablers and he's going to realise it was the worst move he could have made.
 
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With Faith going home, how will Ralph respond to her not being allowed back to his Gunt Mansion? 🤔
 
How has Ralph gotten so desperate that he needs to use shit from his thread for his thumbnail? :story:

Seriously, is it that he's got so few fans now, or is it that none of the ones he does have give enough of a fuck to make fan submissions anymore? And while I'm at it, is Gator not even bothered enough these days to try and make stuff like that?
 
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