🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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The Soaker said:
He's trying to clean up for meeting The Vickers proper.
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It's fucking hilarious to me that by shaving he goes from looking like a hobo to looking like a man famous for eating such things as superglue, and dog shit.
 
Whoever convinced him the camera was a good idea, is my new personal hero. For someone with so thin of skin, he sure does softball the material against him out to his enemies
 
JewBacca said:
Whoever convinced him the camera was a good idea, is my new personal hero. For someone with so thin of skin, he sure does softball the material against him out to his enemies
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It was Dax. Dax is his biggest hindrance and worst enemy but he doesn't even know it. Dax gives him all this advice he knows will never work for him because Ralph will never be able to buy his way into acceptability. Dax does this because he's a horrible person and it makes him laugh to see Ralph stumble at every turn because he gives him bad advice, he sends him booze, he's like a feeder but worse. It's amazing.
 
JewBacca said:
Whoever convinced him the camera was a good idea, is my new personal hero. For someone with so thin of skin, he sure does softball the material against him out to his enemies
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Daddy Dick told him to do it and dumb ass ralph bought an expensive camera. Dick is a tard for not realizing Ralph has a face for radio.
 
Wow they're using a segment about dr disrespect (??) to springboard into THA HAYDURS TRYNA TAKE MEH DOWN!!!
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
Where the fuck are his ears? Did his fat eat them?
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GODDAMN IT GAYDUR EVEN MY FUCKING EARS ARE DABBING ON ME GAYDUR!!! EVEN MY EARS ARE AY LOGGING ME LIKE THAT FAT FUCKING LEAF GAYDUR! MY EARS LEFT ME LIKE THAT USELESS WHORE FAITH GAYDUR!!
 
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I guess we are gonna have to wait for monday before anything happens. Condemned to a slow weekend. At least it will be a win win.
A) Faith is home!(for good)
B) She comes back and we get another sad photo of them that ethan posts to *puts on read glasses* uh "own josh". How is does that is a mystery to me.
 
Love_Machine011 said:
I guess we are gonna have to wait for monday before anything happens. Condemned to a slow weekend. At least it will be a win win.
A) Faith is home!(for good)
B) She comes back and we get another sad photo of them that ethan posts to *puts on read glasses* uh "own josh". How is does that is a mystery to me.
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If she comes back, old ethan is gonna be smug as fuck for awhile and you know what happens when he gets smug.
 
Ralph just said “Leah Gotti” is his favorite porn star. Good god, just googled it... no surprise she looks like a kid.
 
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