🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[itsallsotiresome]

Supposedly Ralph is hanging out this weekend in DC for Digi-nee/Digibro's birthday. This would be like the fourth or fifth weekend in a row where they have hung out. I'm wondering if Ralph will start posturing himself to make a move for Digi's fiance May (Pantsu Party) since she's probably the only irl woman he hangs out with. May has also been on his show multiple times.

 

[Ningen]

Oh God, I even heard the dolphin laugh in my head reading that.

Dolphinralph was such a good meme, too bad it died.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Now that it appears the whole Faith story arc is coming to an end, does anyone have any idea what his goal with this relationship was and why he bragged about it so much?

Ralphs obsession with josh's dick is fucking terrifying. It's like he's screaming out "josh i can make it work again just please give me a shot".

 

[Ningen]

Supposedly Ralph is hanging out this weekend in DC for Digi-nee/Digibro's birthday. This would be like the fourth or fifth weekend in a row where they have hung out. I'm wondering if Ralph will start posturing himself to make a move for Digi's fiance May (Pantsu Party) since she's probably the only irl woman he hangs out with.

The gunt is desesperate enough to fuck Digibruh himself, it wouldn't be a surprise if it turns out Ralph has a thing for non-passing trannies, considering some people, such as CRP, claim that Ralph has fucked men, to be more precise, Warski, and there's also his infatuation with Josh's dick

 

[Sasquatch82]

Ralphs obsession with josh's dick is fucking terrifying. It's like he's screaming out "josh i can make it work again just please give me a shot". Imagine laughing at other peoples dick when you need a radar to find your own.

The funniest thing about this for me is that Ralph believes this is symmetrical warfare - he believes that if he takes down Josh, he wins - as if, what? He directs us?

He should let it sink in that as long as he does embarrassing stuff, we will mock him, and even if Josh were roundly humiliated, we'd continue to mock Ralph right here.

If this place ceased to exist, we'd mock him elsewhere. This is the cow's curse.

 

[Nigella]

honestly, without the forum alot of the energy behind the ralph hatred goes away.
Its like how black lives matter protests are fueled by the ability to vlog about it

 

[Lone Outsider]

Hmmmmmmm who'd Dax rather be associated with?

Rekeita:
Normal dude
Lawyer
Possible business partner
Hot wife
Has kids
Whole life isn't the internet
Owns a home
Like Jim and Corona, he got a little too into the Vic case to keep me interested.

Ralph:
Sperg
Attracts spergs
Dates spergs
Blocks dissenters
Daddy issues
Has gone back on everything he tried building himself on
Treats the slightest offense like a grievous wound
Occasionally funny show (usually despite him or at his expense).

I wonder who's getting Dame in the divorce between Daddy Dick and Ralph?

Who would Dax leech on to, would be better words. And speaking of Rekieta, he's a bit too naive or else he's playing dumb as to think that these nutters are worth having as friends. Drex despite his MGTOW drivel, at least is a true friend and so is Kion, Ty and Q.

If not for PPP, I would have given Dick the benefit of the doubt but now I can't take him seriously.

 

[Guli]

So wait this dude goes from a Pakistani wife who was 21(?) to a meth head 18 year old?

I mean there's a unique occasion and then there's a trend..

(BTW If anyone nice enough could fill me in on what happened to Nora, it'd be much appreciated)

 

[spergetti & NEETballs]

Her boyfriend had a warrant for something petty like parole violation. They came to her house with a warrant. She refused them entry and said he wasn't there. They arrested her for resisting arrest. She was not charged and has never been convicted or sentenced, unlike Ralph, who is a felon.

Wait, that's it? It's really fucked up if you can end up with a public mugshot without even being charged with a crime. I had no idea that that could happen to people, that's ridiculous.

Fuck you, Ralph.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

At the Gunts house right now.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

So wait this dude goes from a Pakistani wife who was 21(?) to a meth head 18 year old?

I mean there's a unique occasion and then there's a trend..

(BTW If anyone nice enough could fill me in on what happened to Nora, it'd be much appreciated)

Nora realized that she has no future in US with Ralph and the UK would never accept a felon with no job experience. Also, to be honest Nora is too good for Ralph

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Inb4 ralph starts working with vordrak to bring down josh
and failing

 

[Ningen]

honestly, without the forum alot of the energy behind the ralph hatred goes away.
Its like how black lives matter protests are fueled by the ability to vlog about it

Rome didn't fall in a day, the Roman Empire had severe systemic issues, and just like Julius Caesar's creation was destroyed after 5 centuries, the legacy of the Gunt isn't going to disappear because of some dirty barbarians or some alogs that are mad at the internet, no, no, Ethan Ralph's livestreaming career is going to end mainly because his own fault.
It isn't going to die in a huge bang like some kind of suicide bomber, no, it's going to die slowly but surely due to obesity, alcoholism, anger issues and gangrene, but just like the Roman oligarchs, Ethan Ralph will pretend to be surprised when that finally happens.

 

[JewBacca]

Dear Lord! Ralph is just a few smiley faces away from full on Ron Toye posting.

If Ron was quarter as vindictive as Ralph he would be insanely dangerous. Ron has the money and means not to mention connections, Ralph can only dreams of.

 

[Kenobi]

So wait this dude goes from a Pakistani wife who was 21(?) to a meth head 18 year old?

I mean there's a unique occasion and then there's a trend..

(BTW If anyone nice enough could fill me in on what happened to Nora, it'd be much appreciated)

Wasnt she 18 in 2014/2015?

Hmmmmmmm who'd Dax rather be associated with?

Rekeita:

Ralph:
Attracts spergs

Uhh... Have you ever been to the weeb wars section? Or looked at any of the weeb wars posters....
But Riketa is a master level grifter ill give him that. His ability to trick weebs out of their money is unmatched and very impressive.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Uhh... Have you ever been to the weeb wars section? Or looked at any of the weeb wars posters....
But Riketa is a master level grifter ill give him that. His ability to trick weebs out of their money is unmatched and very impressive.

Gotta agree with this. He has those dumb weebs hanging on his every word and has some of them thinking they're friends. Him or Fuentes should win the grifter tournament

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Rome didn't fall in a day, the Roman Empire had severe systemic issues, and just like Julius Caesar's creation was destroyed after 5 centuries, the legacy of the Gunt isn't going to disappear because of some dirty barbarians or some alogs that are mad at the internet, no, no, Ethan Ralph's livestreaming career is going to end mainly because his own fault.
It isn't going to die in a huge bang like some kind of suicide bomber, no, it's going to die slowly but surely due to obesity, alcoholism, anger issues and gangrene, but just like the Roman oligarchs, Ethan Ralph will pretend to be surprised when that finally happens.

Should probably quit comparing Reethan to Rome, he has a micro boner for Rome, fancies himself a Caesar. Though if we are going with the comparison, who will be the King Alaric to harvest the corn? @Kraut is the only german on the field of battle currently.

Edit: After posting this I had a chuckle realizing that in the analogy of Reethan and Rome, Ian Miles Cheong would be the Huns.

 

[Vetti]

Gotta agree with this. He has those dumb weebs hanging on his every word and has some of them thinking they're friends. Him or Fuentes should win the grifter tournament

Listen, shit for brains. Last time I was in the hospital, Nick gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him from the hospital. He also let me list him as my emergency contact on the intake forms. He gave me support and advice the likes of which nobody would dare ask anybody on KF for. He knows my real identity and I trust him explicitly. He didn't have to, and I certainly wasn't paying him a damn thing to do so.

So, yes, he's my friend. Much in the same vein as this idiotic conspiracy theory, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about and are just pulling shit out of your ass to appear edgy.

Nick apparently hasn't declared Zoom haram yet. He undoubtedly should, but he hasn't. I can't make him. Deal with it.

This would make so much more sense if Dick asked IMC to come on, and Nick agreed. That would have been weird because Nick repudiated IMC pretty thoroughly. He hasn't (yet) for Zoom.

For the last time, Nick doesn't chose to not interact with people based on just what other people say. Mostly because he knows that people divide up into their own little cliques and doesn't want any part of it.

 

[Yaito-Chan]

who will be the King Alaric to harvest the corn?

Apparently the Visigoths were in the Balkans before they sacked Rome according to Wikipedia. Serbia's in the Baltics. It's only natural that our Dear Leader rides forward and begins the harvest.

FUCK, I meant to say Serbia's in the Balkans

 

[Bland Crumbs]

So wait this dude goes from a Pakistani wife who was 21(?) to a meth head 18 year old?

I mean there's a unique occasion and then there's a trend..

(BTW If anyone nice enough could fill me in on what happened to Nora, it'd be much appreciated)

Nora was 21??? Holy shit I thought she was in her mid-thirties.