🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.
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Reminder that the gunt guard general thread exists and the people there really want to argue about how awesome Ralph is if you're interested.
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no thanks, he banned a twitter account i used that had a whopping 7 or so followers for sharing a video about him, also is it just me or is he turning into a fat Anita Sarkisian
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I can't believe I come here to observe the thread... I have let go of all grudges, rebuilt my channel, made peace with most antagonists, but the Gunt..... it's just too funny to let go.
I don't even hate Ralph that much. To an extent, I even have pity for him. Mostly, I pity his mum and feel sorry for what she must be going through daily.
I don't even want to burn him or hurt him, as he and Gator always claim. I mean.... all the bad shit that happened to them over the last year, they did it all to themselves.
Gunt even declined an offer of peace and to consequently go separate ways and never talk about each other again that I had sent his way over a year ago.
He really wanted to cling on to having me as some sort of cartoon enemy of his online persona... but... he wasn't even around during my Drama and downfall... he was in jail.
I just find a weird curious joy in seeing this thing, and his lapdog gator, who two years ago told me that they would "never allow Kraut to return to the internet".
Their current miserable state is just too funny to ignore. Maybe it's also just that Gator keeps sending me threats on a monthly basis telling me hilarious shit like:
"LEAVE THE INTERNET KRAUT! OR WE WILL DESTROY YOU AGAIN!"
"REMEMBER KRAUT! I CAN ALWAYS GET JIM TO MAKE MORE VIDEOS ON YOU!"
"YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH MY INTERNET POWERLEVEL IS!"
That is probably it, the reason I keep watching. When I had my downfall I eventually accepted the fall and realized I had to rebuild.
The way Gunt and Gator act as if they were some kind of deified ancient god-kings of the internet, while in reality being the utter and complete bottom of the barrel, that weird deluded mindset, is probably what keeps me watching.
I don't even hate Ralph that much. To an extent, I even have pity for him. Mostly, I pity his mum and feel sorry for what she must be going through daily.
I don't even want to burn him or hurt him, as he and Gator always claim. I mean.... all the bad shit that happened to them over the last year, they did it all to themselves.
Gunt even declined an offer of peace and to consequently go separate ways and never talk about each other again that I had sent his way over a year ago.
He really wanted to cling on to having me as some sort of cartoon enemy of his online persona... but... he wasn't even around during my Drama and downfall... he was in jail.
I just find a weird curious joy in seeing this thing, and his lapdog gator, who two years ago told me that they would "never allow Kraut to return to the internet".
Their current miserable state is just too funny to ignore. Maybe it's also just that Gator keeps sending me threats on a monthly basis telling me hilarious shit like:
"LEAVE THE INTERNET KRAUT! OR WE WILL DESTROY YOU AGAIN!"
"REMEMBER KRAUT! I CAN ALWAYS GET JIM TO MAKE MORE VIDEOS ON YOU!"
"YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH MY INTERNET POWERLEVEL IS!"
That is probably it, the reason I keep watching. When I had my downfall I eventually accepted the fall and realized I had to rebuild.
The way Gunt and Gator act as if they were some kind of deified ancient god-kings of the internet, while in reality being the utter and complete bottom of the barrel, that weird deluded mindset, is probably what keeps me watching.
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Ralph's an amazing chad. Who wouldn't want to be him look how he can capture the amazing women who have next to zero life experience. Y'all just jealous
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Out of interest, where does he do this, DMs, Discord or indirectly?
Perhaps anonymous messages scrawled on broom handles?
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Post em pls.
And don't fucking pull a Bryan Dunn and say it's behind an NDA or i'll tell Jim to make more videos on you
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If that is the case its laughable because how Ralph measures winning is by views and money. Honestly I am quite surprised how well you bounced back and are profiting on youtube. Personally I was never a fan of you but admire your tenacity. Ralph wishes he could premiere a video to 3k people on youtube with the superchats enabled. Instead he deals in lemons.
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But going right back to your old publicly troublesome ways that include shilling for your audiences payment information and "building a community" and having to release statements like "I swear the game I was shilling doesn't have a keylogger. The programmers are just so bad at what they do that they set off the virus scans" sure looks fed like in the post snitching through tears aftermath
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Everywhere.
On Discord, in Youtube comment sections, Live Stream chats....
Curiously, when Coach Red Pill was a part of the Gunt Guard he would do the same thing only worse, he would call my skype on my phone at 3 in the morning demanding to talk to me.
So initially I thought that it might not even be Gator, but CRP pretending to be Gator with the intention of antagonizing me into making a video shitting on Ralph.
But then Gator started using his main account to do it.
So now I am more inclined to think that it might actually be him.
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If my friend talked to me this way in person I would punch him in the gut. If we were around women I liked It would be the face.
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I'm glad you've decided to change because I'm not going to lie, you use to be a huge faggot.
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When it first came around, many of us pointed that out to Flamenco, recommended he grow a spine, tell Ethan to fuck off and never speak to him again.
Alas, Flamenco failed to take our good advice like so many cows and associates of cows who pop in thread. Such is life
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Gator says the most cringe fucking shit ever on Twitter
A thousand pages back when the guy who set off the Simpspiracy retweeted a a meme video of Gator he was in his replies saying similar shit
"We've caught you red-handed Jessie, cut this out or ELSE!" <- and he wasn't saying it an ironic way
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You poor bastard... I’m really glad you found a way out, Kraut.
They’ve lost the right to make gay-op accusations or call anyone obsessed.
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In Shannon "Gator" Gaines' defense, dlive forbids his master from saying the f-slur, so by extension, Gator is no longer allowed to say "Jesse, quit being such a faggot"
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Thiiiiiis. Not to pl but I have seen women’s lives CHANGED by a good bra with a proper fit. A lot of the pain in the neck and shoulders can come from the pain and pressure an ill fitting bra puts on your neck and back. Double or even triple Ds should t be sending her into immobilizing spasms of pain and despair.
get that bitch a bra y’all.
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Flamenco was like a kid at the park that Ethan was luring in with candy. Atleast that's how I always visualized their interactions.
So just like all of Ethan's relationships now that I think about it.
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