🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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bugfy said:
Be a hard gig for ralph because you have to show up at work on time and not be hungover.
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You could do that after you got comfortable with the work but it would be hard to pull off if you were a 200+ lbs fuck who guzzled liquor every day, Beer is the factory mans drink.
 
Disheveled Human said:
I used to do factory work before I went to trades school, No fucking way that guy could cut the mustard in a factory. Most young people who were in decent shape would walk off the job because it required a bit of technical skill and a lot of labor.
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Me too. I ran a centerless grinder making shafts for electric motors going through college. I loved that overtime and holiday pay, something ralph will never experience.
 
PhoBingas said:
Shit eh? I didn't know the money he got was for his NeuroTv shit. I don't really follow the potato fuckin' frog, but I've seen the clip where he admits to taking cash from Epstein.
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I remember him talking about it after the so called "irony bros" were trying to take him out, he explained his side adn that was that for me. Rich folks give a lot of people money.

It's one of those things that comes across shitty to me. So many very valid reasons to go after JF and hate the guy, but the money is a weak "own"..
 
Disheveled Human said:
I used to do factory work before I went to trades school, No fucking way that guy could cut the mustard in a factory. Most young people who were in decent shape would walk off the job because it required a bit of technical skill and a lot of labor.
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I don't mean factories now, I meant more back in the day when they would hire the dum-dums for sorting nails and the like to keep them from running the streets and assaulting good Christian people.
 
Sammich said:
I remember him talking about it after the so called "irony bros" were trying to take him out, he explained his side adn that was that for me. Rich folks give a lot of people money.

It's one of those things that comes across shitty to me. So many very valid reasons to go after JF and hate the guy, but the money is a weak "own"..
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Yeah, him getting a couple grand from Epstein is small potatoes to some of the other stuff. I'm honestly surprised that no criminal charges came from the parents of the girl he convinced to live with him. Wasn't she ''forced'' to move back with her parents due to her diminished capacity?

On its own, I do agree it is a weak "own" but, when you look at all of the other stuff, along with the money, does it not make you feel like something fishy is going on?
 
Mundane Ralph said:
Gator is honestly worse than Ralph. I used to feel sorry for him, but he deserves everything that's coming.
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Shannon is a sped, but his undying loyalty is still somewhat admirable. That's one more positive trait than the gunt has.

gran_autismo said:
I don't mean factories now, I meant more back in the day when they would hire the dum-dums for sorting nails and the like to keep them from running the streets and assaulting good Christian people.
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Or as I like to call those times, "the good ol' days".
 
Marvel Cinematic Universe said:
There is so much content on Ralph that I feel like he deserves his own subforum now. It would also be fitting, as he would be next to his Gamer Gate arch-nemesis Brianna Wu. It's like poetry: it rhymes.

We could have the GuntGuard thread there, one for Rand, Gayter, whatever slampig he currently has, etc.
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Faiths and Guntlemen, a followup to my previous post, I would like to present this evidence I have prepared as to why Ethan Ralph is deserving of his own subforum. His thread is rapidly expanding at a rate unprecedented, and will soon consume the next two most popular cows combined. Once those two are feasted upon, the rest collapse - there is an enormous drop-off into irrelevance and obscurity.

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gran_autismo said:
I don't mean factories now, I meant more back in the day when they would hire the dum-dums for sorting nails and the like to keep them from running the streets and assaulting good Christian people.
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Even still Ralph comes across more as a huckster and snake oil salesman not a hard working individual.
 
gran_autismo said:
I don't mean factories now, I meant more back in the day when they would hire the dum-dums for sorting nails and the like to keep them from running the streets and assaulting good Christian people.
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Ralph would probably be an assistant groom at a stable if he ever progressed from being a wild ragamuffin hitting innocent people over the head with a cudgel.
 
Marvel Cinematic Universe said:
Faiths and Guntlemen, a followup to my previous post, I would like to present this evidence I have prepared as to why Ethan Ralph is deserving of his own subforum. His thread is rapidly expanding at a rate unprecedented, and will soon consume the next two most popular cows combined. Once those two are feasted upon, the rest collapse - there is an enormous drop-off into irrelevance and obscurity.

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Excellent. This is hard data, that ralph probably can't understand, but is conclusive nonetheless.
 
bugfy said:
Ralph would probably be an assistant groom at a stable if ever progressed from being a wild ragamuffin hitting innocent people over the head with a cudgel.
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Back in the day times Ralph woulda worked at a general store trying to shortchange unsuspecting civilians.
 
PhoBingas said:
Yeah, him getting a couple grand from Epstein is small potatoes to some of the other stuff. I'm honestly surprised that no criminal charges came from the parents of the girl he convinced to live with him. Wasn't she ''forced'' to move back with her parents due to her diminished capacity?

On its own, I do agree it is a weak "own" but, when you look at all of the other stuff, along with the money, does it not make you feel like something fishy is going on?
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Yeah, that girl's parents got custody of her have she was deemed slow. JF always maintained her parents were abusive.

With everything he's done, yeah, that money is super fishy. What strings were attached to it? JF is a first class scumbag piece of shit.
 
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How old is Ralph there? 18? 19? What dreams did that young man have? Did he dream of endless bottles of booze? $15 hamburgers? Falling in with shady characters and being the butt of the internet? Living with his mother until the day she died?
 
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