🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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All becomes gunt said:
DLive staff is meat lads. They picked a side, just like stream.me, if that's the gunt they want to die on, fine. Now wouldn't it be terrible and really unfortunate if things became slightly more inconvenient for them. I would hate for that to happen, please nobody do that. I completely advise against any sort of harassment and cause of discomfort! I dissavow
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!
WE HAVE CODE BLACK AUTHORIZATION! GAY OPS SERVER GAMMA REPORT TO THE KIWI FARMS MINECRAFT SERVER AIRPORT FOR IMMEDIATE DEPARTURE TO TURKEY. GAY OPS SERVER EPSILON REPORT TO SITUATION ROOM VOICE CHAT CHARLIE. OPERATION: ETHANRALPHMUSTDIE IS A GO! DLIVE ADMINS CONFIRMED GUNTGUARD... GREEN LIGHT!!!!
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Not Even Twice said:
Doubt you can prove it. There's also him having a slurred voice while driving after recording himself drinking all day. He is obviously a pos drunk driver, but not sure it has any legal weight as it stands. The clips of him driving while filming Faith are probably more damning tbh. Some states are pretty strict when it comes to using your phone while driving.
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Do you guys think it's safe to say that Faith doesn't have a drivers license then? I've dated girls who don't drink and exploited the opportunity to have them drive me around so I could drink many times. I feel like Ralph would absolutely be doing this if it was an option.
 
SupremeGuntleman said:
Do you guys think it's safe to say that Faith doesn't have a drivers license then? I've dated girls who don't drink and exploited the opportunity to have them drive me around so I could drink many times. I feel like Ralph would absolutely be doing this if it was an option.
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If Ralph was fucking smart he would get her to get one. Not only for his/her safety but it would at least be something productive he could do for her.
 
Crystal Golem said:
On the other hand to not post videos of himself shoveling burger baskets into his mouth and "living his best life" would be to admit defeat.
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wait i thought the clips ive seen were touted by ralph as just filler between actual exciting happenings in his life, is his gorging on fish and chatting up trannies actually supposed to be his make it rain moment? holy shit i thought he was doing better things and the clips and links were scraping the bottom
 
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless bottles of maker's mark
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ethan Ralph, king of IBS:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
 
Squire of Gothos said:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!
WE HAVE CODE BLACK AUTHORIZATION! GAY OPS SERVER GAMMA REPORT TO THE KIWI FARMS MINECRAFT SERVER AIRPORT FOR IMMEDIATE DEPARTURE TO TURKEY. GAY OPS SERVER EPSILON REPORT TO SITUATION ROOM VOICE CHAT CHARLIE. OPERATION: ETHANRALPHMUSTDIE IS A GO! DLIVE ADMINS CONFIRMED GUNTGUARD... GREEN LIGHT!!!!
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its a good thing ralph decided to own the alogs, hopefully his revealling dlive's blatant favoritism and outing himself as a flaggot was worth the brilliant pay off of .... getting some likes from mindless drones who he had to lie to to get them on board and his last bastion being dangerously close to going the way of stream me because of him, again

Love_Machine011 said:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless bottles of maker's mark
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ethan Ralph, king of IBS:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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would have gone with jcaeser because of the theme and the continued reminder that his wife fucks black bulls
 
To the six of you DMing me this morning and afternoon to ask Rackets to be on PPP's boulderversary stream, I did. As expected he said no. On the plus side, the retard janny of his that also trollshields GothicSushii, ThatUmbrellaGuy, and Yellow Flash decided to start speaking for Rackets at the same time, complaining that PPP doing a Boulderversary stream didn't make sense because it's "Ralph's" thing. Also according to him PPP can't use it to dunk on Ralph since it's "not funny". After he tried to yell over me when I told him the truth ("Yeah you inbred Canadian redskin faggot, it would be funny!") I pulled a pro Ralphamale move, turned up my gain and made him ragequit the chat.

So Kurono BTFO'd, but Rackets will not be joining our glorious Canadian savior.
 
Not Even Twice said:
Doubt you can prove it. There's also him having a slurred voice while driving after recording himself drinking all day. He is obviously a pos drunk driver, but not sure it has any legal weight as it stands. The clips of him driving while filming Faith are probably more damning tbh. Some states are pretty strict when it comes to using your phone while driving.
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In the UK some cunt cyclist got Guy Ritchie banned from driving for texting while stuck in a traffic jam.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12203866/guy-ritchie-banned-driving-six-months-phone-london/
https://archive.vn/wip/GmHl6

Then again say what you like about Virginians but I bet they wouldn't tolerate shit like this. They'd run the cunt off the road.
 
MeltyTW said:
wait i thought the clips ive seen were touted by ralph as just filler between actual exciting happenings in his life, is his gorging on fish and chatting up trannies actually supposed to be his make it rain moment? holy shit i thought he was doing better things and the clips and links were scraping the bottom
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You're supposed to be impressed he could afford a $15 burger(I checked the price) from the free admission museum. Imagine having to go to a free museum just to get some footage of you eating off of ceramic plates.
 
Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis said:
Maybe this is late and gay, but I went back about 10 pages and didn't see it, and I got a chuckle out of it. Gator literally missing the point.

The janny cries out in pain as he sweeps you.

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Honestly he dosen´t even seem to do it on purpose. At this point hes worse then a beaten wife.
Every situation Ralph not only has to be right but the superior human to everyone else.
At this point the only reason Godwinson is after the gunt, is to get an understanding to the mindcontroll effects of gunt grease. I HAVE TOLD YOU PEOPLE ITS ALL A BORED MI6 agents game.
 
Squire of Gothos said:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!
WE HAVE CODE BLACK AUTHORIZATION! GAY OPS SERVER GAMMA REPORT TO THE KIWI FARMS MINECRAFT SERVER AIRPORT FOR IMMEDIATE DEPARTURE TO TURKEY. GAY OPS SERVER EPSILON REPORT TO SITUATION ROOM VOICE CHAT CHARLIE. OPERATION: ETHANRALPHMUSTDIE IS A GO! DLIVE ADMINS CONFIRMED GUNTGUARD... GREEN LIGHT!!!!
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Looks like an all-nighter at the Kiwi Farms Discord Pentagon, fellas. Not to mention we're doing it for free.
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I just can't take it much longer, I work day and night running damage control for Null while the Ralphamale keeps on winning.

Gator was right... I'd throw it all away just to be a co-host on the world-renowned Killstream.
 
SupremeGuntleman said:
You're supposed to be impressed he could afford a $15 burger(I checked the price) from the free admission museum. Imagine having to go to a free museum just to get some footage of you eating off of ceramic plates.
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Is $15 for a burger supposed to be impressive? I'm not trying to be an asshole here but I've had a $30 burger before and I thought that was spendy (it was a novelty thing though) But $15 for a burger with fries? Plus a beer on the side for $6? $20 a head for a nice little meal out is comparable to going to Applebys isn't it?
 
gran_autismo said:
Is $15 for a burger supposed to be impressive? I'm not trying to be an asshole here but I've had a $30 burger before and I thought that was spendy (it was a novelty thing though) But $15 for a burger with fries? Plus a beer on the side for $6? $20 a head for a nice little meal out is comparable to going to Applebys isn't it?
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He's "hood rich" remember. Anything not in the dollar menu is big spending for him
 
PonPonPataPon said:
Looks like an all-nighter at the Kiwi Farms Discord Pentagon, fellas. Not to mention we're doing it for free.
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I just can't take it much longer, I work day and night running damage control for Null while the Ralphamale keeps on winning.

Gator was right... I'd throw it all away just to be a co-host on the world-renowned Killstream.
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What the fuck are you doing?

Heh heh... nothing to see here supreme leader. We're all having a g-great time.

(I swear to god you're going to have us both tossed into the PPP butthole viewing chamber for this shit)
 
gran_autismo said:
Is $15 for a burger supposed to be impressive? I'm not trying to be an asshole here but I've had a $30 burger before and I thought that was spendy (it was a novelty thing though) But $15 for a burger with fries? Plus a beer on the side for $6? $20 a head for a nice little meal out is comparable to going to Applebys isn't it?
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