Shoplifting Tumblrinas

[Magpie]

I just can't even imagine...like the level of discomfort...how could she even stand to have all of that inside of her for even a millisecond? The mind truly boggles. I'm pretty sure my vag clenched the entire time I read that article. There's not enough "horrifying" ratings in the world to describe how I feel about it.

Your username pretty much summed up the entirety of that article quite well, ironically enough.

 

[yasscat]

Your username pretty much summed up the entirety of that article quite well, ironically enough.

I never even thought of that. Well played, self, and well played to you for pointing it out.

 

[APerson]

Alright, tumblr lifters...which one of you did this? http://www.dailyviralstuff.com/police-find-100-worth-of-walmart-groceries-in-womans-vagina/

Snopes says that that's fake. (Also, just one or two eggs would be pretty uncomfortable; a person couldn't hold all that stuff unless they hollowed out their thoracic cavity)

 

[yasscat]

Snopes says that that's fake. (Also, just one or two eggs would be pretty uncomfortable; a person couldn't hold all that stuff unless they hollowed out their thoracic cavity)

Well, that makes me feel better, in several ways.

 

[Magpie]

(Also, just one or two eggs would be pretty uncomfortable; a person couldn't hold all that stuff unless they hollowed out their thoracic cavity)

I heard they make ways to practice for this kind of stuff.

 

[yasscat]

I heard they make ways to practice for this kind of stuff.

Would I regret clicking this link while at work y/n/m/get back to work, void

 

[APerson]

Would I regret clicking this link while at work y/n/m/get back to work, void

If it's what I think it is (I haven't checked), than yes, you would regret it a whole lot.

Spoiler

I think that it's the website for dragon dildos?

 

[LordGoomy]

I think that it's the website for dragon dildos?

It is. Don't click it at work, @intothevoid

 

[Linako 2.0]

I just can't even imagine...like the level of discomfort...how could she even stand to have all of that inside of her for even a millisecond? The mind truly boggles. I'm pretty sure my vag clenched the entire time I read that article. There's not enough "horrifying" ratings in the world to describe how I feel about it.

you mean vaginas don't have a pocket dimension inside them?

 

[yasscat]

It is. Don't click it at work, @intothevoid

Thanks for the heads up. Pretty sure my bosses would raise an eyebrow at that.

 

[Magpie]

Thanks for the heads up. Pretty sure my bosses would raise an eyebrow at that.

Most likely.

Apologies I am in full shitpost mode today.

 

[yasscat]

Most likely.

Apologies I am in full shitpost mode today.

Eh, happens to the best of us.

 

[Meowthkip]

you mean vaginas don't have a pocket dimension inside them?

I thought maybe she had a Vagina of Holding.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Snopes says that that's fake. (Also, just one or two eggs would be pretty uncomfortable; a person couldn't hold all that stuff unless they hollowed out their thoracic cavity)

I disagree,some prisioner's wifes and girlfriends are often found with several cellphones in their anus and vagina in brazil's prisons during searches before visits.

I feel bad for the police officer who has to cavity search.

 

[Florence]

I remember reading about a man who shoved an egg up his ass "to find out what it felt like" and when it got stuck tried to fish it out...with a coat hanger.

I disagree,some prisioner's wifes and girlfriends are often found with several cellphones in their anus and vagina in brazil's prisons during searches before visits.

I feel bad for the police officer who has to cavity search.

I've heard of somebody trying to smuggle a pistol in that way before. Don't think it ended well.

 

[wardrobeϟmalfunction]

I've heard of somebody trying to smuggle a pistol in that way before. Don't think it ended well.

Did it go off?

 

[Florence]

Did it go off?

Probably, this was in the Darwin Awards book.

 

[Functional Animal]

One guy tried to sneak a hand grenade into prison once using his ass.

 

[ZehnBoat]

One guy tried to sneak a hand grenade into prison once using his ass.

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
not as fun as the story of two guys playing "stomp on the landmine"

 

[yasscat]

One guy tried to sneak a hand grenade into prison once using his ass.

I think I made the " D: " face irl. That's just...NOPE.