🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%
  • Total voters
    2,766
Binghamtron-5000 said:
Tess wasn’t “photographed by David LaChapelle” the way his celebrity clients are. She just kinda...modeled for him. It’s called “self portrait as a house” and it features many different models. The kitchen is about LaChapelle’s fraught relationship with food. So it features a very skinny woman, and Tess.
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You sure she didn't model as the house??
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
You sure she didn't model as the house??
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Ha! Even the house looks nicer that Ms Holliday.

There is an old lady in the upstairs bathroom (holding a swan) that looks better than Tess. When you are 22 and you’ve wrecked your body to the point a 70 year old looks better, I think maybe the self-love you feel might be a little undeserved.
 
JambledUpWords said:
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That last photo - I look at that & think, kin spite of any protestations to the contrary; this is not a woman who walks for exercise. I'm betting she can barely lumber 100 feet without gasping for air.
 
JambledUpWords said:
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She’s as retarded as she is fat. She voluntarily posted pictures that nobody else would ever dare post. By the way, where were her pee oh cees she’s been promoting to help back her up? Oh that’s right, they don’t even know she exists. A completely wasted life. Maybe instead of posting hideous pictures of yourself and crying about the results, maybe she should have played with her kids instead or looked for a job. No excuses for this tub whining like she is.
 
JambledUpWords said:
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I absolutely don't know wtf she's talking about. her post saying she's single got the highest amount of likes in a while, and most-if not all the comments are positive, the picture of her ass is doing just as good. did some DMs really hurt her compared to thousands of positive comments? well i guess everyone was like "yaaas queen go for it" but none of them volunteered so she had to level up her seducing game and cry a bit more.
 
Brittnay Matthews said:
I absolutely don't know wtf she's talking about. her post saying she's single got the highest amount of likes in a while, and most-if not all the comments are positive, the picture of her ass is doing just as good. did some DMs really hurt her compared to thousands of positive comments? well i guess everyone was like "yaaas queen go for it" but none of them volunteered so she had to level up her seducing game and cry a bit more.
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Tess is extremely thirsty and desperate. From propping up and putting out her long sagging tits on display multiple times a day to talking about how she wants an attractive man who will pay for all her shit without complaint, she’s looking for her next ex husband. She never will for all the reasons we’ve discussed. So she’s going to keep thirstposting because despite how queer y’all! she is, she wants a conventionally attractive man, even though she brings nothing to the table.
 
JambledUpWords said:
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"I feel more empowered than ever" — ah yes, the empowerment that is not having your own place, needing to live and share a bed with your own employee, not having a stable income, having a career that depends completely on your looks when you aren't getting any younger, having to pay a hairdresser to wash your own hair because your arms are too heavy, having to drive for hours so a man who can't get laid unless he pays for it cums inside one of her yeasty folds during a pandemic for money and cake... Tess is truly a woman with power over her life and in full control of her destiny, isn't she?

Yet a bunch of negative messages from complete strangers on the internet have the power to upset her. Such a feminist icon!
 
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