🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Sasquatch82]

CRP got purged from the Guntstapo for saying that Ralph cheated on Nora and was gay for Andy. At the time we assumed it was a lie because CRP said it but maybe some of it wasn't.

I just want I'm next to become a meme. There's so much potential there.

Someone has to shop a cuckold scene with Ralph, as the tubby white guy in the corner saying 'I'm next'

 

[Wazzupnerds]

CRP got purged from the Guntstapo for saying that Ralph cheated on Nora and was gay for Andy. At the time we assumed it was a lie because CRP said it but maybe some of it wasn't.

Considering how much Ralph has gone out of his way to "THATSSS NOOOTTT TRUUUU" it, there must be truth in it.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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Ralph's arm resembles a tubby little toddler's. Look at the rolls.

God damn, it's like he's got 2 elbows. I'm not sure fat alone could do that. I think it's the combination of fat and atrophied muscle. How does that happen? Does he not even use his arms when he's stuffing his gullet? Does faith blend up his food and pour it into a trough for him?

 

[adezero]

Holy shit! PPP interviews Ade when? Gad dam this is getting juicy!

Hello, yes. I heard there was some autistic speculation about Ethan and me, so I decided to address it.

It wasn’t a fake relationship. I met Ethan ages ago when he shared my blog post on TRR and I DM’d to thank him. We turned into good online friends, and I was close with Nora too (I’ll get to that in a minute).

Ethan was divorcing at the same time my ex and I broke up in March. We were both feeling raw, and decided to hang out. I thought it would be a short rebound, but after a week or so, he was adamant about wanting to be together.

Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.

When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).

Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.

Side note: Ethan confessed that Nora used to have a crush on me. He laughed that he was “cucking his ex wife”.

He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.

I broke up with him (I think end of June) because overall I was having a hard time with the relationship. I didn’t like dating an “internet famous” person, for all the reasons you can imagine. I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan. The only reason anyone even found out that we were dating, was because he announced it on the air to win an argument with Null.

I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.

I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.

I don’t hate Ethan, but I wanted to get this off my chest because I am actually pretty angry, and people have been asking. I think it’s only fair that I get to clear up my side of things, so here we are.

Also, my big titty friend says hi.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Hello, yes. I heard there was some autistic speculation about Ethan and me, so I decided to address it.

It wasn’t a fake relationship. I met Ethan ages ago when he shared my blog post on TRR and I DM’d to thank him. We turned into good online friends, and I was close with Nora too (I’ll get to that in a minute).

Ethan was divorcing at the same time my ex and I broke up in March. We were both feeling raw, and decided to hang out. I thought it would be a short rebound, but after a week or so, he was adamant about wanting to be together.

Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.

When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).

Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.

Side note: Ethan confessed that Nora used to have a crush on me. He laughed that he was “cucking his ex wife”.

He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.

I broke up with him (I think end of June) because overall I was having a hard time with the relationship. I didn’t like dating an “internet famous” person, for all the reasons you can imagine. I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan. The only reason anyone even found out that we were dating, was because he announced it on the air to win an argument with Null.

I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.

I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.

I don’t hate Ethan, but I wanted to get this off my chest because I am actually pretty angry, and people have been asking. I think it’s only fair that I get to clear up my side of things, so here we are.

Also, my big titty friend says hi.

@Null This really her?

also @adezero does Ralph want Andy to fuck him?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Hello, yes. I heard there was some autistic speculation about Ethan and me, so I decided to address it.

It wasn’t a fake relationship. I met Ethan ages ago when he shared my blog post on TRR and I DM’d to thank him. We turned into good online friends, and I was close with Nora too (I’ll get to that in a minute).

Ethan was divorcing at the same time my ex and I broke up in March. We were both feeling raw, and decided to hang out. I thought it would be a short rebound, but after a week or so, he was adamant about wanting to be together.

Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.

When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).

Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.

Side note: Ethan confessed that Nora used to have a crush on me. He laughed that he was “cucking his ex wife”.

He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.

I broke up with him (I think end of June) because overall I was having a hard time with the relationship. I didn’t like dating an “internet famous” person, for all the reasons you can imagine. I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan. The only reason anyone even found out that we were dating, was because he announced it on the air to win an argument with Null.

I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.

I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.

I don’t hate Ethan, but I wanted to get this off my chest because I am actually pretty angry, and people have been asking. I think it’s only fair that I get to clear up my side of things, so here we are.

Also, my big titty friend says hi.

Huge if true, we need Null or somebody to confirm

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

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Me on the bottom right just wanting some whitenat cooking kino.

 

[adezero]

@Null This really her?

If @Null wants to DM me on twitter, I’ll confirm it’s me.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

@Sasquatch82 for you

 

[Berb]

Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast.

Post proof it's you

So what you're alleging is that Ethan was messaging her, edating on the side when she could've been 17

 

[Sasquatch82]

Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.

I'm sorry this happened to you, Ade. Do you know how long he'd been speaking to her - was it before you two had a fling?

 

[Vetti]

Hello, yes. I heard there was some autistic speculation about Ethan and me, so I decided to address it.

It wasn’t a fake relationship. I met Ethan ages ago when he shared my blog post on TRR and I DM’d to thank him. We turned into good online friends, and I was close with Nora too (I’ll get to that in a minute).

Ethan was divorcing at the same time my ex and I broke up in March. We were both feeling raw, and decided to hang out. I thought it would be a short rebound, but after a week or so, he was adamant about wanting to be together.

Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.

When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).

Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.

Side note: Ethan confessed that Nora used to have a crush on me. He laughed that he was “cucking his ex wife”.

He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.

I broke up with him (I think end of June) because overall I was having a hard time with the relationship. I didn’t like dating an “internet famous” person, for all the reasons you can imagine. I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan. The only reason anyone even found out that we were dating, was because he announced it on the air to win an argument with Null.

I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.

I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.

I don’t hate Ethan, but I wanted to get this off my chest because I am actually pretty angry, and people have been asking. I think it’s only fair that I get to clear up my side of things, so here we are.

Also, my big titty friend says hi.

Post a cow emoji to your Twitter to verify this is real.

 

[adezero]

Post proof it's you

So what you're alleging is that Ethan was messaging her, edating on the side when she could've been 17

I don’t know when she turned 18, nor the specific date they started talking.

 

[beautiful person]

Hello, yes. I heard there was some autistic speculation about Ethan and me, so I decided to address it.

It wasn’t a fake relationship. I met Ethan ages ago when he shared my blog post on TRR and I DM’d to thank him. We turned into good online friends, and I was close with Nora too (I’ll get to that in a minute).

Ethan was divorcing at the same time my ex and I broke up in March. We were both feeling raw, and decided to hang out. I thought it would be a short rebound, but after a week or so, he was adamant about wanting to be together.

Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.

When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).

Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.

Side note: Ethan confessed that Nora used to have a crush on me. He laughed that he was “cucking his ex wife”.

He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.

I broke up with him (I think end of June) because overall I was having a hard time with the relationship. I didn’t like dating an “internet famous” person, for all the reasons you can imagine. I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan. The only reason anyone even found out that we were dating, was because he announced it on the air to win an argument with Null.

I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.

I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.

I don’t hate Ethan, but I wanted to get this off my chest because I am actually pretty angry, and people have been asking. I think it’s only fair that I get to clear up my side of things, so here we are.

Also, my big titty friend says hi.

What I'm getting from this - and correct me if I'm wrong - is that the Gunt was trying to juggle three women at once.

 

[adezero]

I'm sorry this happened to you, Ade. Do you know how long he'd been speaking to her - was it before you two had a fling?

Yes it was before, but I don’t know exactly when. At least since January afaik.

 

[Love Machine]

Yes it was before, but I don’t know exactly when. At least since January afaik.

Get yourself verified by a mod.

 

[Sasquatch82]

Yes it was before, but I don’t know exactly when. At least since January afaik.

Classy. So when he was still married...

 

[Ningen]

CRP got purged from the Guntstapo for saying that Ralph cheated on Nora and was gay for Andy. At the time we assumed it was a lie because CRP said it but maybe some of it wasn't.

CRP hasn't been involved in drama that much recently, seems like getting BTFO'd by Youtube janitors, /cow/ and our very own beloved janitor, Josh, has made him to learn his lesson and keep a low profile.

 

[Jack Awful]

Hello, yes. I heard there was some autistic speculation about Ethan and me, so I decided to address it.

It wasn’t a fake relationship. I met Ethan ages ago when he shared my blog post on TRR and I DM’d to thank him. We turned into good online friends, and I was close with Nora too (I’ll get to that in a minute).

Ethan was divorcing at the same time my ex and I broke up in March. We were both feeling raw, and decided to hang out. I thought it would be a short rebound, but after a week or so, he was adamant about wanting to be together.

Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.

When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).

Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.

Side note: Ethan confessed that Nora used to have a crush on me. He laughed that he was “cucking his ex wife”.

He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.

I broke up with him (I think end of June) because overall I was having a hard time with the relationship. I didn’t like dating an “internet famous” person, for all the reasons you can imagine. I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan. The only reason anyone even found out that we were dating, was because he announced it on the air to win an argument with Null.

I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.

I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.

I don’t hate Ethan, but I wanted to get this off my chest because I am actually pretty angry, and people have been asking. I think it’s only fair that I get to clear up my side of things, so here we are.

Also, my big titty friend says hi.

Jesus, what a scumbag.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Hello, yes. I heard there was some autistic speculation about Ethan and me, so I decided to address it.

It wasn’t a fake relationship. I met Ethan ages ago when he shared my blog post on TRR and I DM’d to thank him. We turned into good online friends, and I was close with Nora too (I’ll get to that in a minute).

Ethan was divorcing at the same time my ex and I broke up in March. We were both feeling raw, and decided to hang out. I thought it would be a short rebound, but after a week or so, he was adamant about wanting to be together.

Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.

When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).

Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.

Side note: Ethan confessed that Nora used to have a crush on me. He laughed that he was “cucking his ex wife”.

He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.

I broke up with him (I think end of June) because overall I was having a hard time with the relationship. I didn’t like dating an “internet famous” person, for all the reasons you can imagine. I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan. The only reason anyone even found out that we were dating, was because he announced it on the air to win an argument with Null.

I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.

I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.

I don’t hate Ethan, but I wanted to get this off my chest because I am actually pretty angry, and people have been asking. I think it’s only fair that I get to clear up my side of things, so here we are.

Also, my big titty friend says hi.

Very interesting.

Now describe the gunt.