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https://youtube.com/watch?v=bjPKWVWDWps:1590
DSP says that with a straight face, he's that delusionnal. The only long time fans/whale he greets is ''Hey hello Derich/Blaine etc'', ''Okay see ya later'' and reading shout outs, barely responding to those.

Meaningfull conversations yeah right.


Dear lord, the man is absolutely delusional!

Little Phil who, with his 3-400 regular viewers belongs to the absolute bottom tier of recognized streamers with a regular audience, is trying to boss Twitch around and demand their DMCA department drops everything to fix this.

That’s rich!

He demands “a guy”. Does Phil really think that every small time streamer has his own special contact? Twitch isn’t a 50.000 employee corporation, lol!


And for the record, Phil never had “a guy”. He was in touch with the Hassan guy a few times, and the only reason why he had that contact was because he got on to Twitch relatively early. Back when Twitch was small enough to deal with Phil (who was bigger then) in person.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bjPKWVWDWps:1590
DSP says that with a straight face, he's that delusionnal. The only long time fans/whale he greets is ''Hey hello Derich/Blaine etc'', ''Okay see ya later'' and reading shout outs, barely responding to those.

Meaningfull conversations yeah right.
Literally in the first 30 seconds of this video he says that he doesnt read chat if he is playing the game. He never talks to anyone unless that person gave him money and if he does is to call them an idiot or to tell chat to stop talking amongst themselves and talk about him,these kind of things bother me so much about Phil,the fact that he is such a psycopath that he can turn on the stream and lie for hours twice a day with so much emotion and not show any remorse for it.
 
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Phil and Kat watching video game fireworks in Animal Crossing is the single most romantic moment of their relationship.
How dare you!

Getting married in Phil's parents' cat piss and cigarette smoke filled house was way more romantic.
 
Phil and Kat watching video game fireworks in Animal Crossing is the single most romantic moment of their relationship.

It beats this moment?

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Reminder that Phil gave an ultimatum to Twitch over the weekend to contact him directly regarding his DMCA issues or he would leave the platform. The deadline he gave was today.

If he goes (or went, because I'm sure as fuck not watching him) back on his word, he's a bitch.

If he streams tomorrow without having heard from Twitch and posting proof, he's a bitch.

If either of those things happen, he is a bigger bitch than the detractor on Twitter with two followers. People who won't stand by their convictions are bitches, pure and unadulterated. Remember that.
 
Reminder that Phil gave an ultimatum to Twitch over the weekend to contact him directly regarding his DMCA issues or he would leave the platform. The deadline he gave was today.

If he goes (or went, because I'm sure as fuck not watching him) back on his word, he's a bitch.

If he streams tomorrow without having heard from Twitch and posting proof, he's a bitch.

If either of those things happen, he is a bigger bitch than the detractor on Twitter with two followers. People who won't stand by their convictions are bitches, pure and unadulterated. Remember that.
I don’t think anyone has reason to believe Mr. “I COULD go to KiwiFarms and debunk all the trolls, but...” will ever be confrontational.
 
Reminder that Phil gave an ultimatum to Twitch over the weekend to contact him directly regarding his DMCA issues or he would leave the platform. The deadline he gave was today.

If he goes (or went, because I'm sure as fuck not watching him) back on his word, he's a bitch.

If he streams tomorrow without having heard from Twitch and posting proof, he's a bitch.

If either of those things happen, he is a bigger bitch than the detractor on Twitter with two followers. People who won't stand by their convictions are bitches, pure and unadulterated. Remember that.
He addressed it in his pre-stream today. Apparently his fans wanted him to stay and since he listens to his fans, that is what he is going to do. Then he proceeded to bitch and moan about twitch.
 
He addressed it in his pre-stream today. Apparently his fans wanted him to stay and since he listens to his fans, that is what he is going to do. Then he proceeded to bitch and moan about twitch.
Cool. Then we can all stop feeling anything but apathy or humor as he continues to get DMCA'd. He talked a big plan, was all set to take action, and dropped it out of greed or sloth, not that it matters which.

We all already knew it, but it's nice to see it all laid out on black and white sometimes: Phil is a slave. Us, the wheelchairs in his chat, the employees of Twitch, we all own a share. He dances when we say so because he will do anything, anything, anything for a dollar, up to and including sacrificing his future wellbeing for more immediate profits. You can buy and sell his ass for a fucking nickel. Don't get it twisted by anything he says or does. If the chips were down, and you waved a Lincoln in his face and told him "medium pace, and watch the teeth" he wouldn't even hesitate to shed a tear before getting down to business.

Keep that in mind on your next day off, since you read here, you thrice-Xeroxed facsimile of a human being. Actual human cattle in Current Year have fewer owners than you do.
 
He addressed it in his pre-stream today. Apparently his fans wanted him to stay and since he listens to his fans, that is what he is going to do. Then he proceeded to bitch and moan about twitch.
Wow, Twitch is lucky Phil is such a standup guy who does anything for his fans. That was a close call.
 
Wow, Twitch is lucky Phil is such a standup guy who does anything for his fans. That was a close call.

Idk man...

I kinda like the idea of Phil sending a dramatic “Goodbye Twitch, I quit!” letter that somehow miraculously winds up at the desk of a “partner relations manager” or whatever Twitch has.

His eyes widen in confusion as he reads it, clearly not having a clue who DSP is or what the hell he’s throwing a shitfit over.

And then it hits him.

“Is this the guy?”

“ITS THE GUY!”

“ITS THE GUY WHO MASTURBATED ON STREAM!”
 
I still can't get over the fact Phil never uses his fucking horse in Tsushima, it's like playing GTA and not using a car. Just blows my fucking mind.
 
I still can't get over the fact Phil never uses his fucking horse in Tsushima, it's like playing GTA and not using a car. Just blows my fucking mind.
Well tbf that's Dave for you, did the same thing in past playthroughs where he doesn't use a useful game mechanic half way through the game unless on accident or someone chat tells him so.
 
Well tbf that's Dave for you, did the same thing in past playthroughs where he doesn't use a useful game mechanic half way through the game unless on accident or someone chat tells him so.

This isn't a "useful game mechanic"

it's the primary method of fucking transportation. It's like playing Spider-Man and not webslinging. Losing my god damn mind over here.
 
We all already knew it, but it's nice to see it all laid out on black and white sometimes: Phil is a slave. Us, the wheelchairs in his chat, the employees of Twitch, we all own a share. He dances when we say so because he will do anything, anything, anything for a dollar, up to and including sacrificing his future wellbeing for more immediate profits. You can buy and sell his ass for a fucking nickel. Don't get it twisted by anything he says or does. If the chips were down, and you waved a Lincoln in his face and told him "medium pace, and watch the teeth" he wouldn't even hesitate to shed a tear before getting down to business.

I actually disagree with this. Or at least part of it. Phil definitely will sacrifice his future well being for immediate profits. Sometimes not even for immediate profits, just because he's entitled or in a pissy mood or to be a contrarian. And at the end of the day, Phil is reliant on his wheelchairs to keep him/his wrestling addiction going.

But I don't think Phil will do anything for a dollar. He's way too lazy for that. You only have to look as far back as yesterday with him bitching about the viewers choice game. He's already trying to back out of it and make excuses for why he doesn't have to play it. It's kind of similar with bounties or sponsored stuff. He'll gladly shill whatever they tell him to, but only if they're the ones that approach him first. Improving his stream uses the same mentality, to the point where we now know even if you send Phil expensive stream equipment, he won't even bother to unbox it. There have also been plenty of examples of people sending him $50 and $60 tips after he complains about not being able to buy and stream Game X, with the tips explicitly stating they are for that game, only to pocket the money and then the very next day (sometimes the next stream) make the same complaint about not being able to afford it.

He's also repeatedly ignored requests to play a game if he really didn't want to. I can't recall the specific name as I didn't play it myself, but there was that one fighting game that everyone was saying was really good, but also very skill based and not about throwing out combos that Phil refused to play. We've also seen Phil refuse to go into overtime, though to be fair, I'm sure if there was a big enough donation attached, he'd gladly change his tune on this. And there have been times we're he's sat around/dragged things out past the usual time until he's gotten his desired donation, but that's more him having control over the paypigs versus them controlling him. I mean, that's why we specifically call them paypigs in the first place.

I think Phil would actually be more successful if he was willing to shamelessly dance for his viewers. It's been discussed before, but Phil could probably make a killing if he did a stream where people could play him in Street Fighter/some other game, but only if they paid X amount of dollars to get in the queue. That isn't to say Phil isn't still a beggar or anything, and he can certainly be bought, we've seen that before with Tut throwing out huge tips and making demands of Phil. But because of the actions of a few loyal paypigs, Phil is at the point where he can comfortably beg and grift without having to actually do anything for said paypigs. Look at how many times they come crawling back and apologize to him versus how many times he's done the same to them.
 
What were the options for viewers choice this time and how did he weasel out of playing them?
 
He addressed it in his pre-stream today. Apparently his fans wanted him to stay and since he listens to his fans, that is what he is going to do. Then he proceeded to bitch and moan about twitch.

He listens to his fans when it comes to huge decisions like which streaming platform to utilize moving forward.

When they vote for which game he should play next will he listen to them? ACK ACK MORAHNS.
 
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