It's not just that Phil's ugly, he's also dirty, smelly and covered with sores. Add in that he's a major exceptional individual and can you imagine anyone paying to experience any thing with him let alone sex games?
Considering his besties on FaceBook provide him with zero actual help, how do you think a real life person is going to react to Phil's proposition? I guarantee for as many asspats as they give him, none of Phil's Facebook friends will give him their address or ever interact him in person.