🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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PonPonPataPon said:
God forbid a sense of humor is allowed to be developed among the gunt guard.

Y'ALL MAKIN FUN OF ME ON DA SOSHUL MEDIA??? DUHLEET THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW OR IMMA LEAK THE DMS WHERE YOU TELL ME YOU WERE SAD WHEN YOUR AUNT DIED, BITCH
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GAYDUR THEY CALLD ME A HOMO! GAYDUR RUB MUH CAWCK AND MAKE THE GAY THOUGHTS GO AWAY! GAYDUR
 
Wazzupnerds said:
Vee was kinda the winner of IBS, he went off into the sunset, and no one wants to kill him or harass him for the rest of his life.
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Can you imagine if the epitaph to the "Internet Autism Age" (inclusive of gamergate, IBS, 'Stay Back!', Flaggot Festivus, the lol-suit, etc.) ended with Vee and Jim doing a comfy stream 5-10 years from now, with a post-mortem analysis of the various 'rise and fall' stories of the biggest internet retards?
 
Psicopax said:
THATS NO PROBLEM
I have it on good authority that Ralph's new daughter
knows a thing or two about writing fanfics

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"ever wondered what would happen if dream works and Disney charters came together and fought zombies? No? Just me huh well I'm making this book many things will happen (come from walking dead and other zombie movies..."

Amazin'
 
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WTFrU? said:
Can you imagine if the epitaph to the "Internet Autism Age" (inclusive of gamergate, IBS, 'Stay Back!', Flaggot Festivus, the lol-suit, etc.) ended with Vee and Jim doing a comfy stream 5-10 years from now, with a post-mortem analysis of the various 'rise and fall' stories of the biggest internet retards?
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To be honest I am not sure Jim will ever get out of this squeaky clean. I just have this feeling Ralph is going to beg Jim to do or say something, and Jim will look bad.
 
Lemmingwise said:
"ever wondered what would happen if dream works and Disney charters came together and fought zombies? No? Just me huh well I'm making this book many things will happen (come form walking dead and other zombie movies..."

Amazin'
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I do have an archive of all her works that were up when we got to it (porn was taken down because it was flagged by mad Twilight fans).
Now if you'll excuse me i have to get into character...

LADIES AND GUNTLEMENT ITS THAT TIME AGAIN FOR A BRAND NEW KIWIFARMS EXCLUSIVE!
A 7z file with all her classics have been included in this upload COMPLETELY FREE. Yes sir this is NO lie.
Ever wanted Disney and Zombies? Learn how to make book covers? Maybe want to know all the lore behind
why an edgy teenage girl thinks Twilight is bad? YES its all here! Please leave a review on the product when you finish one of the books. We are eager to hear your guaranteed satisfaction.
 

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Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
 
Wazzupnerds said:
To be honest I am not sure Jim will ever get out of this squeaky clean. I just have this feeling Ralph is going to beg Jim to do or say something, and Jim will look bad.
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People thought that about metokur after haberman shut it down. But like a turd that won't flush, that potato floats back every time so far.

I'd bet money that Jim at the very least has told trashbuger to "Shut the fuck up, what the hell is wrong with you? Stop tweeting! There is no way this ends well for you... What!?... Hell no, you're not dragging me down along with you. Are you insane?", or some variation thereof.

Because Jim may be a lot of things he's accused of, a potato nigger, a grifter, the victim of the Ministry of State Security (we're on to you, Jade!), but he's not an idiot. He's smart enough to know ANYTHING he says about this is only going to drag HIM into it. So... yeah. Covid and Boog tweets 24-7.

Drive past the carwreck and don't slow down.
 
Psicopax said:
I do have an archive of all her works that were up when we got to it (porn was taken down because it was flagged by mad Twilight fans).
Now if you'll excuse me i have to get into character...

LADIES AND GUNTLEMENT ITS THAT TIME AGAIN FOR A BRAND NEW KIWIFARMS EXCLUSIVE!
A 7z file with all her classics have been included in this upload COMPLETELY FREE. Yes sir this is NO lie.
Ever wanted Disney and Zombies? Learn how to make book covers? Maybe want to know all the lore behind
why an edgy teenage girl thinks Twilight is bad? YES its all here! Please leave a review on the product when you finish one of the books. We are eager to hear your guaranteed satisfaction.
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was just doing that, thanks for saving me the time.

Updatedmyjournal said:
lol
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Ah her gunts were looking for companionship. The world makes sense again.
 
Updatedmyjournal said:
In this thread. Ralph won't even play dungeons and dragons with gaytor or dame.
At least Saron and Vee tried
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Sargon and Vee's game streams were easily the best content either of them ever produced. I think they were playing Cyberpunk once with some other dude and he and Sargon were trying to have a serious RP but Vee just kept doing the most insane crap and turning it into a ridiculous shitshow while they're begging him to take it seriously.
 
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