Ahuviya Harel / ADF / Phillip V. Haskins-Delici

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How long do you give it before we find his Birch place or back page site or alike?
 
Dammit, Manboobiya, quit trying to shoehorn your new profession as a manwhore into your mother's day post! Here, lemme fix that for you with a little MS paint...


There, much better. :D

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Calling it now, he just wants to add "sex worker" to his ever-growing list of oppresshuns. He's not even going to attempt to make any money at it.
 
harvey dirdban said:
Calling it now, he just wants to add "sex worker" to his ever-growing list of oppresshuns. He's not even going to attempt to make any money at it.
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He'll use the fact that he looks like a cenobite's attempt to breed with Shrek as a way to scream about how hard his life is... on a phone plan that costs more than a lot of people's entire communications package.
 
Ziltoid said:
Do prostitutes have to pay income taxes?
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The IRS requires you to declare any and all income, regardless of how it was obtained. Illegal income is not exempt or protected under self incrimination clauses. You do not fuck with the taxman.

IRS said:
Illegal activities. Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.
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wagglyplacebo said:
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Well then.
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See, I assume he bought all that bondage shit, and then decided he'd better find an excuse to use it.

It's like when you buy a panini press. You tell yourself it's not a waste of money because you love paninis and you'll probably use it at least 2-3 times a week. After the initial rush wears off, the press ends up gathering dust on the least-accessible corner of your kitchen counter, and maybe you bust it out every now and then to make a grilled cheese, but mostly you just feel like an asshole for spending $60 on something you hardly use.

Except instead of grilling sandwiches, he's giving parking lot hand jobs. In a Bane mask. Goddamn, he is stupid.
 
Handsome Pete said:
See, I assume he bought all that bondage shit, and then decided he'd better find an excuse to use it.

It's like when you buy a panini press. You tell yourself it's not a waste of money because you love paninis and you'll probably use it at least 2-3 times a week. After the initial rush wears off, the press ends up gathering dust on the least-accessible corner of your kitchen counter, and maybe you bust it out every now and then to make a grilled cheese, but mostly you just feel like an asshole for spending $60 on something you hardly use.

Except instead of grilling sandwiches, he's giving parking lot hand jobs. In a Bane mask. Goddamn, he is stupid.
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To be fair, the Bane mask does hide most of his face.
 
ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander said:
He's gonna pretend he doesn't exist. Either that or he disavows him like he did with his father by making some stupid shit up.
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I'm waiting to see what kind of BS story ADF comes up with. INB4 ADF accuses his uncle of touching his penis too.

Jacqueline "Jackie" Haskins has quite a few upright citizens in her family. ADF even has an older brother named Nicholas who wants nothing to do with him. ADF's dad even has a new family with grandkids who love him, ADF's dad, to death.

ADF's family is like the Chandlers in a way; There are so many winners in the family and then there's the lolcow who doesn't do so good.
 
wagglyplacebo said:
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Well then.
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Someone was wondering where the Bitstrips were, well here you go.
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F. Hausdorff said:
Okay so he's paying himself money to jack off.

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Okay, this person is clearly crazed and has already attempted suicide less than 2 months ago and now seems to be willingly entering the sex trade after posting all this and themselves in bondage equipment.

At what point is it obvious that ADF does not need to be free and making their own decisions? Really at what point is it safe to say that ADF has no business deciding anything for themselves at all? At this point, I think they are exceeding CWC levels of poor choices.

CatParty said:
Social security will love to know he's now gainfully employed
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The fact that social security is paying for this to happen is just wonderful too.

I am also curious, who in their right mind would hire ADF to do anything? At this point, I cannot think of a single job that this man could be entrusted to.
 
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