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There was no "Redemption Arc" Matts still a boring, unfunny, lying faggot who flagged peoples videos because they made fun of him and makes really boring content as well as sub botting. Just because Ralph ended up being a faggot as well doesn't mean you're not one anymore Matt.
 
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TheBeanz said:
Now would be the perfect time for Matt to just yeet off the Internet. He's riding high off a reasonably good stream where he got to dunk on Ralph a bit and brag about how well his life is going now.

If life is as peachy as he says it is he should get off of YouTube drama, go back to his supermarket delivery job and start being a step-dad to his wife's daughter. End on a high.

He won't though will he?
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No, because he's chasing the high he got when he got false flagged by Zoe Quinn and is on a gambler's fallacy where he thinks that he can gain an audience again if he just makes the right video. He also loves the idea of being a YouTube bigshot. He doesn't care about what videos he makes, he just wants them to be popular, make him money, get him fans, and make it so he doesn't have to work a real job.
 
Jack Awful said:
No, because he's chasing the high he got when he got false flagged by Zoe Quinn and is on a gambler's fallacy where he thinks that he can gain an audience again if he just makes the right video. He also loves the idea of being a YouTube bigshot. He doesn't care about what videos he makes, he just wants them to be popular, make him money, get him fans, and make it so he doesn't have to work a real job.
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I don't even think he wants to necessarily be a YouTuber. He just wants to make money without actually having to do a lot of work.
 
LordofCringe7206 said:
I don't even think he wants to necessarily be a YouTuber. He just wants to make money without actually having to do a lot of work.
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Sounds like what a today leftie would say. Simply "Gibs me dat" So he turned from E-Celeb to lefty once the Money dries up (due to his own stupidity) Where have we heard that before?
 
If Matthew really cared about the metrics, he would have changed course, long before now. He needs to embrace the hate, and lash out at those he deems beneath him. This alone is the only thing that could make Matthew any bit entertaining.

Otherwise he will wallow in his mundaneness.
 
JewBacca said:
If Matthew really cared about the metrics, he would have changed course, long before now. He needs to embrace the hate, and lash out at those he deems beneath him. This alone is the only thing that could make Matthew any bit entertaining.

Otherwise he will wallow in his mundaneness.
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Matt's channel pivoting is always "Too little, Too late". Hes behind the curve and latest hotness constantly. Anything that he tries to do is always parroting off of someone else who does it better, funnier, and more entertaining. When he tries to do NewThing2020 he fails because his personality is that of a moldy toadstool.
 
Reverend said:
Matt's channel pivoting is always "Too little, Too late". Hes behind the curve and latest hotness constantly. Anything that he tries to do is always parroting off of someone else who does it better, funnier, and more entertaining. When he tries to do NewThing2020 he fails because his personality is that of a moldy toadstool.
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I think that's just how Matt wishes people to see him. Deep down he has boiling hatred, it flairs up occasionally. He's married to some skank who has very little respect for him, his dependents have to be drooling window lockers judging by the available gene pool hes fishing from. There's pent up entertainment there, I sense it.

Matt is the type of person, who 1000yrs ago would have been made to live under a bridge, for fear of being stoned by the village children.
 
JewBacca said:
I think that's just how Matt wishes people to see him. Deep down he has boiling hatred, it flairs up occasionally. He's married to some skank who has very little respect for him, his dependents have to be drooling window lockers judging by the available gene pool hes fishing from. There's pent up entertainment there, I sense it.

Matt is the type of person, who 1000yrs ago would have been made to live under a bridge, for fear of being stoned by the village children.
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You think matt is Role Playing as a loser in order to gain....what? That sounds like too much 4D chess for our Boulder Baron.
 
Reverend said:
You think matt is Role Playing as a loser in order to gain....what? That sounds like too much 4D chess for our Boulder Baron.
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Yeah thats reading into it a bit far. I think he wants to be seen as a upstanding moral, level headed member of society. He fails at this which is why he should drop the facade.
 
He claims it's an arbitrary metric but didn't the guy write a book on how to be successful on the Internet? Didn't he also brag about how he went to every big meeting they had at the YouTube conference a couple years back and then run around VidCon doing "research" into how to better his content? Doesn't he have Google Alerts set up for his name? I thought he was meant to be knowledgeable about Social Media...?
 
Festivus said:
He claims it's an arbitrary metric but didn't the guy write a book on how to be successful on the Internet? Didn't he also brag about how he went to every big meeting they had at the YouTube conference a couple years back and then run around VidCon doing "research" into how to better his content? Doesn't he have Google Alerts set up for his name? I thought he was meant to be knowledgeable about Social Media...?
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Has Matt ever actually done anything wrong ever? From a real, actual point of view?

Flagging streams is gay, but the United States used chemical warfare all the time. There's a german music video where Gobbels says Total Warfare and that's a real thing. It means using everything to do the war.

I was talking to black people in New Orleans and they hate rats, even if the rats are rats to enemy blacks only.

It was a bit weird that be purchaed boulders but we live in a captalist country so I guess you can buy whatever you want.
 
2005 said:
Has Matt ever actually done anything wrong ever? From a real, actual point of view?
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This is not a good start.
 
2005 said:
Has Matt ever actually done anything wrong ever? From a real, actual point of view?

Flagging streams is gay, but the United States used chemical warfare all the time. There's a german music video where Gobbels says Total Warfare and that's a real thing. It means using everything to do the war.

I was talking to black people in New Orleans and they hate rats, even if the rats are rats to enemy blacks only.

It was a bit weird that be purchaed boulders but we live in a captalist country so I guess you can buy whatever you want.
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Nigga, what the actual fuck are you on about?
 
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