🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I like to imagine that Faith and the Gunt get into an argument and she yells at him to have another which triggers his MK ultra phase.
 
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MoeChotto said:
EDIT to avoid double posting: What's with Ralph's blotchy face? It looks like he's got poison ivy or something, except all over.
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Heat rash, sunburn from his horseback riding adventure the other day... Maybe he got bad meth and his skin's all broke out or something?
 
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lmao, do you think he has Faith do his hair with mayo too?
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TheBeanz said:
Like that seems a fair enough statement to me and consistent with what he was saying on stream. They still talk to Faith and they're telling her to leave the gunt.

My issue with the stream is that it just wasn't funny. I've finished watching as of a minute ago and it just got worse and worse. Fucking PPP with the 'what if she gets pregnant' shit, the Eternal Kraut lurking in the background, you could tell the dude was upset & Godwinson was completely tone-deaf to it.

I don't know, feel like shitting on Ralph should be a laugh and that stream wasn't.
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Wait, do you expect Godwinson, a posh Brit whose whole whole schtick is being the uber hype man, to care about the feelings of the lower classes?
 
Love_Machine011 said:
I'm surprised Daddy Dax hasn't been called in to try and boost numbers. Is he too scared of getting close to ppp?
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Daddy Dax recently got a taste of what happens on the Maddox end of the content he creates and absolutely wants no part of that again if he can avoid it
 
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Driving for Uber Eats in your 50's like Matt should be embarrassing. In your 20's or 70's not so much but in your 50's?

I guess I could respect it if he was doing it out of desperation to take care of his kids but he acknowledged here that he does not have kids so that is out.

Matt and Ralph are both sad examples of human life.

Ralph peaked when a handicapped injun failed to show up to fight a handicapped junkie.

Matt peaked when he got caught flagging people.

Since then has either done anything of note?
 
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Driving for Uber Eats in your 50's like Matt is should be embarrassing. In your 20's or 70's not so much but in your 50's?

I guess I could respect it if he was doing it out of desperation to take care of his kids but he acknowledged here that he does not have kids so that is out.

Matt and Ralph are both sad examples of human life.

Ralph peaked when a handicapped injun failed to show up to fight a handicapped junkie.

Matt peaked when he got caught flagging people.

Since then has either done anything of note?
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Matt('s Wife) does have a kid though.
 
Gold Star Commissar said:
Wait, Ralph went horseback riding? Does that place even have ponies?
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I think him and mamma gunt rented horses or something. Scrolling through his twitter back to the 24th but I don't see anything.
Edit. Disregard that. The tweet in question is super old that someone linked me to yesterday.

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Back in February I guess. Might be necroposting but I'm more astonished that the horse's legs aren't buckling with the gunt perched up there.
 
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Isn't it a bit too early to be hitting the pipe already?
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I'm just a little shocked he's up so early again after coming here at like 6AM his time yesterday. Pushing 72 hours no sleep? Has Fai got the gunt hooked on meth too?
 
I am still not sure why Ralph decided to go the route of being on camera. I assume its because Dax does it, granted it does provide content for the memes. It just seems like there is too much room for error or embarrassment.

The audio from MM might have been entertaining a couple of years back, or if it was more organic, why would you not do this live on air? Wonder if Ralph had fears of what MM would say, so he had to record so he could edit out any unsavory bits? Instead it appears as if Ralph is trying to deflect from his detractors by creating manufactured content.

It just seems weak and degrades any real comedic value it could have had.
 
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