🪦 Deceased William Edward Atchison / FuckYou - The Couch Cuck

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Based. I like that the Farms has been treated as a trustworthy source of info.

I imagine couch cuck is getting tormented by couches in hell.
 
Jolyne-but-thicc said:
I'm a newfag but who the fuck is this dude? Some edgy teen school shooter or your flavor of edgy nazi bro?
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He was a former member of this site (@FuckYou). I use that term loosely, because he wasn’t active all that much. He eventually tried to shoot a school, taking a couple lives before a substitute teacher desperately blocked off her classroom with a couch. He spent the rest of the shooting trying and failing to climb over the couch before killing. himself when the police came.
 
Gingervitis said:
He was a former member of this site. I use that term loosely, because he wasn’t active all that much. He eventually tried to shoot a school, taking a couple lives before a substitute teacher desperately blocked off her classroom with a couch. He spent the rest of the shooting trying to climb over the couch before killing. himself when the police came.
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Wow. I see now why he's called couch cuck. Fitting considering he looks like he has the build of bundle of sticks.
 
MuuMuu Bunnylips said:
I dunno; I'm pretty sure I first saw them here. The original, anyway. I'd dig it up if I gave enough of a shit, but I don't.
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Here
thermocline said:
Reddit user u/skeletor_thagawd filed a FOIA request several months ago for additional evidence from the Aztec HS shooting case. Yesterday, over 600 pages of photos were released to the public. The photos are currently available at this link. Photos include Aztec HS, Atchison's house and bedroom, and additional evidence gathered.

Warning that some are NSFW and contain images of the bodies of the victims and Atchison.

I've archived the page in archive.md (Link). If possible, it would be good to archive the photos directly on the KF. I'm not sure how to do that so direction would be appreciated.

The bodies of Casey Jordan Marquez and Francisco Fernandez.
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Atchison's body.
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And below those posts are lots more images. @Null, you might find it interesting. It has his finals notes and that.
 
Null said:
He couldn't open the door. He shot through it a couple of times aimlessly and that alerted the rent-a-cop on duty to his position. He got shot in the head while distracted by the couch/door.
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The brave hero who stopped Couch Cuck's rampage. Well, aside from the couch itself, which is clearly the greatest hero in this story.
 
And William Atchison's legacy continues to be that he was called a faggot by the Internet's peanut gallery.
 
Just a reminder that the teacher who cucked him with the couch was a 74 year old substitute teacher

Literally a little old lady ended his spree killing. Let that sink in.
 
Every time I remember that this faggot was stopped by Grandma Ethyl wielding a couch I start laughing again. Do we have any word on whether the couch had one of those garish vaguely floral patterns that always adorn grandma furniture?
 
Smug Cat said:
Every time I remember that this faggot was stopped by Grandma Ethyl wielding a couch I start laughing again. Do we have any word on whether the couch had one of those garish vaguely floral patterns that always adorn grandma furniture?
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Photo of the couch from earlier in the thread. Always show your respect.
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