🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Joe Swanson said:
you're not one to talk considering you're on this side of the internet complaining about a washed up e-celeb getting hate
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And especially considering he's defending the honor of Ralph, who displayed his prominent neckbeard in the last photo he took and is definitely physically incapable of doing anything about his involuntary celibacy.

Any woman mentally incapacited enough to be willing to even consider fucking Ralph would still get so completely turned off by the process of heaving the gunt out of the way, she would no longer be able to commit to the act unless under extreme duress. Given that Ralph would be on his back in this situation and would be just as immobile as a flipped fat alcoholic tortoise, he wouldn't even have the option to force it on her either.
 
Tin foil hat time:

What is this is all a troll for Ethan to once again copy his mensch Dax? Here me out. What if Ethan is pretending to be a child grooming predator to build up some drama so he can in fact have a good reason to star in his own episode of Dr. Phil? What if Ralph isn't a child molester and is actually into interracial granny porn and his "mom" is in fact Ethan's wife and this has been a long con. Yes even his marriage to Nora was all just part of the con and he isn't really into brown teenaged girls with unibrows. That he wears his tee shirt in swimming pools to hide one of the biggest secrets he holds,... That the gunt is just a fleshy bodysuit. That under that bodysuit is a man with chiseled abs and buns of steal. That he isn't some loser who can't handle a bit of banter. He is 6'5" with an above average sized penis. Call me crazy guys but I just don't buy that anyone could really be so pathetic as the character we have come to know as Ethan Ralph. His real name is probably Brad or Brian and he lives in a Jewish community in upstae New York in a nice home that has a basement. He has never even touched a drop of booze nor a Xanax or Oxycodone. C'mon guys time to get woke like my best fren phantom organization and myself. We are so based and epic guys hmmm. It's called 4D chess and all you sheeple have fallen for the rouse to finally get him on Dr. Phil for once and for all to imitate his mensch Dax herara. Then they both will be famous celebrities that have appeared on national television.
 
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@Hello Shitty

Gaydor, Faith, Dame, whichever janny you are

When you're done blowing Ethan "Gas, Grass, or Makers Mark" Ralph behind the Arbys, could you hook the Farms up with that pic he never delivered?

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How long until Ralph moves up to a top tier lolcow and gets his own subforum

I love how a man with a 1400 page Kiwi Farms thread can claim he's not a cow
 
Hello Shitty said:
That just fucking screams incel atheist neckbeard who has spent WAY too much time devoted to gamergate and internet atheism.

This thread is just filled to the brim of jealous faggots who can't handle that Ralph gets more pussy than them and makes more money in a night than they do in a week!
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Being a pill addict cradle robbing grifter and grooming guru = Gunt is a pussy magnet making bank.

the mental gymnastics needed to draw that conclusion are stupendously blatant, you are really invested in this keep suckling the gunt grease and posting it's almost cute.
 
Berb said:
How long until Ralph moves up to a top tier lolcow and gets his own subforum

I love how a man with a 1400 page Kiwi Farms thread can claim he's not a cow
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If josh gave him his own subforums and put him in lolcow he HAS to bill him under brianna wu. Just to throw more salt in the wound
 
Berb said:
Btw Gator you suck balls at Halo, Assault on the Control Room isn't even a hard level
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You made me think back to that time Ralph challenged Jim to an internet fight and Metokur chose MK. I just assumed he was bad because fighting games are hard as fuck at the time, but we’ve got vods now that make him out to be game journalist levels of shitty at everything. Imagine if daddy Jim had chosen something much harder to play like SF or Tekken. He wouldn’t have even been able to move.
 
Hello Shitty said:
That just fucking screams incel atheist neckbeard who has spent WAY too much time devoted to gamergate and internet atheism.

This thread is just filled to the brim of jealous faggots who can't handle that Ralph gets more pussy than them and makes more money in a night than they do in a week!
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1. ok “Totally Not Faith”, if you want people to believe you’re not actuallyFaith then quit using Ralph’s talking points WORD FOR WORD. “Something something I get more money and pussy that [whoever]”. “Null’s dick doesn’t or cant do [whatever]”. “<Insert shitty photoshop here>”.

2. quit using washed up feminists terms there little Miss BLM jr. “porn sick” “porn addled” “obsessed with young pussy” “sexualizing women oh nos!!” It’s stupid and no one cares. No one believes it, especially considering you IMMEDIATELY pivoted your argument right back into sexualizing the person we’re talking about, who you’re obviously totally NOT. You’re a hypocrite to the highest degree, especially since you came into here all up on your moral high horse. It’s great to see you ride in on your man’s car bed to “save the wammins dignity” but you’re so vain and self concerned that you can’t even keep that talking point for too long bc you HAVE to mention “Faith” (not you, right?) is sexy sexy young pussy.

3. are.. are you really using involvement in gaymer gayte an insult? That’s your measuring stick of who is an incel and who isn’t? Really lmao? Have you never been to Ralphie boys site? He cashed in on that shot from the moment he started, was balls deep in it for years, THATS WHAT STARTED HIS “CAREER”, fuck he helped shaped the autistic and backstabbing nature of it.. sucked off ALL the big names so who is talking about spending too much time on gamer gate? To be fair I guess we can’t expect you to know this. You would’ve been what?12 or 14 when it all went down?

Girl go home. You’ve done your young rebellious shit. Youve really shown daddy. We’re all SUPER impressed. But what you’re doing is here FOREVER sis. This will follow you around forever. I said it to someone else on here making themselves look bad and I’ll say it to you, in friendship and patience:

You look like a faggot. Get off the internet.

Edit: lmao here is Business Insider referring to Ralph as the LEADER of gamer gate.Breaking: drunk fat faggot acts like drunk fat faggot. I knew there were articles about him lmao.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
That just fucking screams incel atheist neckbeard who has spent WAY too much time devoted to gamergate and internet atheism.

This thread is just filled to the brim of jealous faggots who can't handle that Ralph gets more pussy than them and makes more money in a night than they do in a week!
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lmao calm down fag
 
Hello Shitty said:
Sure thing, guy, that is until your soy-filled incel cuck leader finally deletes this shitty site because he can't find anymore hairy eastern european men to blow so he can fund himself.
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So were you smoking or shooting meth?
 
Hello Shitty said:
Sure thing, guy, that is until your soy-filled incel cuck leader finally deletes this shitty site because he can't find anymore hairy eastern european men to blow so he can fund himself.
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You really don’t realize what an archive is, or why we do it? When and if this site ever goes down your name will STILL bring up millions of hits. Every single thing in this thread has been duplicated, saved, archived, backed up, and is most likely sitting on a minimum of 5-7 hard drives. WERE AUTISTS. That’s what we do.

this thread may be gone but every single thing in it will be here forever. That’s why everything is archived and backed up. Get out while you can still have a hirable reputation. Rn no school will touch you sis. You’re cancer and your boyfriend is AIDS.
 
Hello Shitty said:
Sure thing, guy, that is until your soy-filled incel cuck leader finally deletes this shitty site because he can't find anymore hairy eastern european men to blow so he can fund himself.
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I was hoping this was Faith but the "soy-filled incel cuck" and gamergate references have now convinced me it's probably just some random bad troll who sucks the gunt off on twitter.
 
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