🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Haru Okumura said:
I was able to extract the direct link to the URL, which was giving a Cloudflare error. By changing the seed to another known valid Bitchute seed, I've been able to get a working link to that content:

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Holy shit, thanks @Haru Okumura. I'll get this saved and start skimming it to see if this is the stream, but the gunt is sounding rather lucid at the first. I think the stream in question happened when he had no cohosts.
 
Mr. Hedgehog said:
I do believe he won't have a family, though. Not even the trashiest of trash (white or otherwise) are stupid enough to get impregnated by his gunt.
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Easy there... there's still a (high?) chance Gator troons out at some point and moves in with Ethanol Ralph.
 
Wazzupnerds said:
Exactly, Ralph digging his grave is fun
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It'll have to be one big hole like the Pharaohs of old with plenty of space for the jar containers holding his alcoholic bloated organs and burial vaults for his unpaid arselickers like Gaytor and Dame
 

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William Tell Underpass said:
How is it that twice, people who dont think much of ralph have would up making memes about plates?

First the plate gang spamming this picture in his discord (Thats the genesis of the name):
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And now ralph does this to himself with the paper plates... Truly is an odd little world...
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Eighty percent of the America eats on papper plates - Ethan Ralph
Wazzupnerds said:
or

GAAATTTOOOR

THEY GOT HER FATHER

TELL EM GATOR
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UPDATE THE MEMES BOIS!
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jesus christ, we are literally going to see a Dr. Phil episode form from this entire Faith Saga by the end of it. How is this even happening? The fact the father is responding to people like Ear Juice and openly shitting on the Gunt and wanting his kid back is wild.

@theralph are you insane? Look at what is happening to your life. You are the walking incarnate of a fuck up at this point and I cant see where else this can go. Now, Godwinson and PPP are tweeting that they are interviewing the childs Dad next. Whats next? Is your Mom gonna make a Kiwifarms account and start telling us how Faith is at the house? Holy shit man.
 
kadoink said:
Ralph dating an 18 year old eh? I dont think he just happened to meet this girl after she turned 18. He's gonna end up going from lolcow, to Sex Pest real quick. Something tells me 2020 will abort the retort.
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If Marvellous Matt says Ethan was grooming his mentally ill daughter before she was 18 then Ethan's in JF Garapey territory.
 
Bryan Dunn said:
jesus christ, we are literally going to see a Dr. Phil episode form from this entire Faith Saga by the end of it. How is this even happening? The fact the father is responding to people like Ear Juice and openly shitting on the Gunt and wanting his kid back is wild.

@theralph are you insane? Look at what is happening to your life. You are the walking incarnate of a fuck up at this point and I cant see where else this can go. Now, Godwinson and PPP are tweeting that they are interviewing the childs Dad next. Whats next? Is your Mom gonna make a Kiwifarms account and start telling us how Faith is at the house? Holy shit man.
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This begs the question: was Nora ultimately the only thing that held the gunt together for this long?
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Nah, this dude seems to have the right idea already.

His daughter is 18 and can make whatever decision she wants. He legally cannot stop her from dating Ralph.

He sure as fuck can make fun of him though.
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This.

She is there to rebel, nobody wants to be the rebel that the evil overlord laughs at for how ineffectual it is. We dont know much about faith but I reckon he goes on air with :

"honey, I know we have had our problems, and we know you are old enough to make your own decisions, but if you want to come home we will be here, and don't ever feel like that won't be the case."

Its a classic, 'you dont have to come home, but we r here for you' move and its honestly the only way with kids who get themselves in over their heads and are too stubborn to take that way out.
 
Cookie dough has been dating this girl how long(?) and is already involved in very public internet Jerry Springer with her father...what a disaster.
You can take the boy outta the trailer park....actually I'm pretty certain he is still there.
Gator is furiously refreshing this thread, he can't get enough!
 

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TERF respecter said:
Cookie dough has been dating this girl how long(?) and is already involved in very public internet Jerry Springer with her father...what a disaster.
You can take the boy outta the trailer park....actually I'm pretty certain he is still there.
Gator is furiously refreshing this thread, he can't get enough!
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I dont wanna be daddy jim posting, but he always says he wants internet jerry springer.......
 
gran_autismo said:
This begs the question: was Nora ultimately the only thing that held the gunt together for this long?
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Maybe? I do know from personal experience she did tard wrangle him when we were friends but at the same time we still dont have
A. a Marriage License
B. ANY wedding pictures AT ALL posted ANYWHERE
C. any type of family in-law interaction anywhere
D. Any Kind of divorce paperwork or filing anywhere

surprisingly @zedkissed60 has not posted anything on this either.

but we do know that she literally never ever lived with him and at best, visited him once every 6 months to a year for a week or so. If they were married it was strictly on a Emotional Connection and not a physical one.
 
MeltyTW said:
So I wanted to see if Ethan's paypiggies had any good arguments and maybe I was seeing Ethan as a creep because of some bias towards not wanting just barely legal adults preyed on by desperate gunted older men and i found these gems, reminder that you all are the incels for posting on kiwi
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>comparing Ralph to Jerry Seinfeld
>implying people were OK with 38 year old Seinfeld's 17 year old girlfriend that he supposedly met in a park

Who arrrre these guntguards?

That shit was unsettling at the time and has been memory holed.
You can see in his face he's nervous as if he's thinking "are they really going to let me get away with this?"
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And now that a lot of us are a bit wiser than we were about Hollywood and the media, Seinfeld is a show that has aged very badly.
 
Bryan Dunn said:
jesus christ, we are literally going to see a Dr. Phil episode form from this entire Faith Saga by the end of it. How is this even happening? The fact the father is responding to people like Ear Juice and openly shitting on the Gunt and wanting his kid back is wild.

@theralph are you insane? Look at what is happening to your life. You are the walking incarnate of a fuck up at this point and I cant see where else this can go. Now, Godwinson and PPP are tweeting that they are interviewing the childs Dad next. Whats next? Is your Mom gonna make a Kiwifarms account and start telling us how Faith is at the house? Holy shit man.
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@theralph You stupid fat fuck, you have BRYAN DUNN righteous dunking on your dumb ass. Even he finally found out when to step away.

The utter state of you, sweet buttery jesus you are FUCKED.


BRYAN FUCKING DUNN!!!
 
TERF respecter said:
Cookie dough has been dating this girl how long(?) and is already involved in very public internet Jerry Springer with her father...what a disaster.
You can take the boy outta the trailer park....actually I'm pretty certain he is still there.
Gator is furiously refreshing this thread, he can't get enough!
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Is Ralph a Hydrocephalus or something? No one should have a head that larger than another.
 
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