🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Gold Star Commissar said:
Knoxville 2.0?
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No, if it were Knoxville 2.0 he'd have the option of backing out of the fight.

If he pisses off her dad to the point he wants to beat Ethan's ass, well, sucks for him that he can't get a gun due to being a felon, is all I'll say about that.
 
ClipBitch said:
I can't wait for the boomer dad fighting ralph at his crack shack arc to begin.
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Ralph would be huffing as soon as he waddled into the ring, the first moment he wipes sweat off his face his comb over is going to go all over the place. He'll be spent as soon as the referee drops the hand signal to start.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Class act Ralph


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Self-proclaimed Ralphamale completely comfortable seeking out a relationship with an 18 year old alleged childhood abuse victim. Note the very obvious similarities in appearance between Ralph and her father too.

It's truly a tossup between Ralph (pursuer of fetching young girls) and Gator (with his totally-real busty latina encounters) for the crown of ultimate Chad.

EDIT: Inb4 based Ralph starts flagging her father's Twitter
 
Unog said:
These images and all the mockery might have something to do with it. Him reading it all is apparently causing some kind of psychological crisis.
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please tell me that last photo is not real

Joshmoonpedoass said:
This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?
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what can i say theres a lot to talk about, in many senses of the word
 
Matthew Vickers is legit confirmed as the fourth man.

This timeline is finally giving some laughs.
 
Love_Machine011 said:
I think we are at the point where this is a pressure cooker situation. If we just dont get bored, ralph will keep breaking down.
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Yeah. When I said this could become something magical yesterday that’s what I meant. He’s developing a particular mix of volatility and hyper-defensivness that I feel is more common in classic cows. It’s like how people got Chris to upload videos of himself just fucking screaming like a lunatic. We just need to find his particular triggers.
 
Unog said:
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Holy fuck I nearly puked up my dinner.
 
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