🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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ClipBitch said:
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I honestly don't know too much about how much Faith's father likes any of this, by the looks of it Faith could be going through her "FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD" phase and Gunty is taking advantage of that. Lots of regret for Faith and lots of pain for her family in the near future, because she still is their daughter. Probably none of them like any of this.
 
Did anyone else notice the seethe in Ralph's voice last night when addressing the "what size XL killstream shirt are you wearing?" Chat last night?

I don't even think people need to call him a pedo to make him lose his mind, simply discussing the reality that mirrors reflect could do it
 
Ralph's sex tape got leaked to me on twitter. I promised not to share it or screenshot it but it's really not worth watching. I have, however, included an artist's depiction of most of the video.

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So to recap:
  • Challenges someone to a fight, then bitches out when the other side accepted it by making increasingly more unreasonable demands
  • Loses his shit over a small joke and starts a vendetta with his capos against someone they used to like.
  • Flags down videos that make fun of him
  • Sockpuppets in his own lolcow thread to try to defend himself
That's Tonka, Sargon, MundaneMatt, and KoP combined into a single monstrous gunt.
 
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For those speculating that Ralph is going to become DSP/Wings
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I think my first exposure to Ralph was seeing him attempt to stream Mass Effect 2 several years ago. It was embarrassing the guy is worse than DSP at videogames and can barely work a controller with his alcoholic tremors. There is no way he could make any progress at Cuphead.
 
Eric Salads said:
I think my first exposure to Ralph was seeing him attempt to stream Mass Effect 2 several years ago. It was embarrassing the guy is worse than DSP at videogames and can barely work a controller with his alcoholic tremors. There is no way he could make any progress at Cuphead.
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I seriously doubt the guy has ever played video games much. I always thought it was odd he was part of gamer gate but whenever he does a game stream it looks like it's the first time he's ever played a video game. He claims to be good at nigger games like basketball and football games, but I don't really consider people that play those to be gamers.
 
Ethan "If she's on the clock, she can ride on my cock" Ralph:

No wife

No kids

Fucking an 18 year old

Less than 1000 viewers

Dead air

Cenk Uyger:

Wife

Kids

Not fucking an 18 year old

More than 1000 viewers

Cahntent

The results are in folks, Cenk Uyger is more BASED than Ethan "Micro Penis" Ralph
 
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