🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Null said:
I OFFER THESE AS TRIBUTE TO BRING RALPH BACK

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But then the professor accidentally added another ingredient....I'm sorry, Null. You've messed this right up now. The high fructose primordial goo has been tainted.

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IMayUseSpaces said:
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Can we take a second to reflect on just how fucking creepy this is, coming from a guy of Ethan Ralph's age and looks? I can just imagine him sweating all over his keyboard while he posts this.
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He'd be fully erect if the blood supply to his dick hadn't been cut off by the gunt.
 
Ralph bro, your girl ain't all that man. I know you are punching about your weight (imagine that) but she's not worth bragging about.
 
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I guess we warranted a visit from gunty or one of the high knights of the guntguard. What are we gonna do Karen Farms ? How will we ever recover from such spicy banter. Seriously though imagine being this pathetic that you come to a thread on a serbian woodcarving forum to "trigger the kiwis, own the kiwis", ignore any and all criticism, and just start sperging out and shaking your fist at the wind thinking your comments will be featured for 5 minutes if Lord Gunty and senpai notices them inbetween slamming down bottles of maker's mark along with his mom's pills.
What a disgusting form of life, but then again i wouldn't expect anything less from something that popped out of the hanging flesh of jceasar.
 
Seems like he's logged off now.
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Right around the time of Ralph's last tweet. Watch this account light up when Ralph gets back on Twitter in an hour.
 
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I wonder what will she think about this picture half year from now when she breaks up with Ethan. Imagine the shame, imagine the regrets, the mental trauma that will take YEARS of therapy to recover.

I hope she makes an effortpost on KarenFarms about it.
 
What do you guys think Ralph's first medical condition related to his ballooning weight and alcoholism will be?

Diabetes?
Gout?
Heart Disease?
 
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