Ahuviya Harel / ADF / Phillip V. Haskins-Delici

[Broseph Stalin]

Should there be a holiday called Cismas?

We'll put that up for a vote once peacetime comes around. It'll definitely be something for the day that marks our victory over the oppressive Manboobiya Harel and his Tranarchy.

 

[DangerousGas]

Cue a new version of the godawful Wizzard song - "I wish it could be Cismas every day". Bonus points if you can convince anyone in Portland to play it, ever.

 

[Ravenor]

Cue a new version of the godawful Wizzard song - "I wish it could be Cismas every day". Bonus points if you can convince anyone in Portland to play it, ever.

Last CISmass I gave you my heart, the very next day you threw it away.....

Also I think Noddy Holder is getting desperate enough, we could get him to rerecord It's Christmas! to IT's CISMASS!!!!!! for a Pint an a pack of hog lumps at this point.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Yes, soldiers, we're all dreaming of a good old-fashioned White Cismas. But before that day comes, we must defeat this hideous menace once and for all. For our loving cis wives in their aprons, and pink-cheeked cis babies with their Gerber bottles of Mountain Dew. (Code Red: Fuel the Fetus!) For whiteness, because despite being a random collection of all races and sexual orientations we're clearly white dudebros amirite? Forward, soldiers of C.I.S.! Forward unto glory!

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

The bridge lit bright
His Spanish sucks
Turns out bike riding
Is really tough

Simply having a wonderful cismas time
Simply having a wonderful cismas time

The drama's on
Tumblr ya see
Screencap it now
Before it disappears

Simply having a wonderful cismas time
Simply having a wonderful cismas time

Ahuviya's friends just nod along
He's wrong, he's wrong
He's wrong, ohhh
Ohhhhh

Simply having a wonderful cismas time
Simply having a wonderful cismas time

Don't get kicked out
Of Philly town
Or do cosplay
Like a Naruto clown

Simply having a wonderful cismas time
Simply having a wonderful cismas time

Destroyed for Comfort wails his song
Chloe whines about her dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong

Kinny spoke out
But she gave up
John will save your life
Even he's had enough

Simply having a wonderful cismas time
Simply having a wonderful cismas time

Asspat his plight
But don't pony up
There's reasons why
His luck is rough

Simply having a wonderful cismas time
Simply having a wonderful cismas time

Ohhhhhh
Ohhhhhh
Cismas time

 

[Bad Dog]

With Ahuviya posting from that Assigned Male comic... This one made me think of him. Y'know. If he could actually ride a bike and all. I'm suprised he never shared this one (or he did and I missed it).

Edit: nvm theres that one bitstrip he made about his apparent Cannondale. It's almost exactly the same.

 

[CatParty]

TRANNY WAR CONTINUES

 

[Adamska]

What an literate and desperate to lie rube. Phil, that was a joke about how two of the people vaguely in your circle (mutuals with Chloe/Jon/Brockler/Shawn/Whatever actually) chicken shitted out and scuttled away like roaches as soon as our CIS brand floodlights scoured the area.

 

[Pandas Galore]

TRANNY WAR CONTINUES

For someone adamant on LGBT rights, especially trans, calling us "kiwifags" seems like a step backwards for ADF. Might want to not do the gay insults when you yourself are trans.

 

[Cuck Norris]

For someone adamant on LGBT rights, especially trans, calling us "kiwifags" seems like a step backwards for ADF. Might want to not do the gay insults when you yourself are trans.

And gay. Don't forget he likes men.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

TRANNY WAR CONTINUES

Is he threatening us with his imaginary army? Holy shit, how will we survive?

 

[Ruin]

Is he threatening us with his imaginary army? Holy shit, how will we survive?

It's cool, we have skeltins and autism on our side.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Is he threatening us with his imaginary army? Holy shit, how will we survive?

With an imaginary army of our own!

 

[Poor Choices]

TRANNY WAR CONTINUES

Phil's intelligence is perfectly balanced to the point where he can be making sarcastic remarks or he can be serious about whatever silly shit occurs to him. Still though if he thinks ironic shitposting is the way to deter Kiwis he is mistaken. This forum has repeatedly proven it's unyielding love for shitposts.

 

[AnOminous]

TRANNY WAR CONTINUES

Tranny Hitler sez: "you will spread yourself too thin. . .

That's something you don't have to worry about, do you? FATASS!

 

[Chaewuj]

... Dear ADF, If you were really a POC, it would be impossible to "convert you back" to white. Race isn't an option.

Also, "back to cis" is pretty much admitting you aren't trans.

fuckin hoovsie

 

[Android raptor]

We should trick him into drinking Tyce puke so he can become a retard that fucks sped girls as well.

 

[RWS Watcher]

TRANNY WAR CONTINUES

The hormones don't seem to be working at all and he's supposedly has been taking them since 2010. Besides the horrible tattoos, piercings, dyed hair, and the fact that he's aging like milk; he still looks like the same ADF back in 2007. Those darn cis-scum keeping an ADF down

And gay. Don't forget he likes men.

Well, at one point he did claim to be gay, but his "gay bishie" phase is a debatable one.

Is he threatening us with his imaginary army? Holy shit, how will we survive?

The Naruto-branch of the imaginary Australatina armed forces is watching us.

Spoiler: I'm so scared of this deformed Sasuke thing

 

[Cubanodun]

TRANNY WAR CONTINUES

2.9 million reserves that did not gave a fuck when you threatened to jump from a bridge

also stop saying "latinidad" and claiming that you are a latin,as a TRUE and HONEST latin you offend me, you are a pinche gringo and MALE so deal with it

 

[niggers]

i keep reading that as "latin dad"

AS LONG AS I HAVE BIG STANK LATIN DAD I'LL BE OK