🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Vetti said:
That's something to consider. Playing hooky isn't out of the realm of possibility.
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The trip is poorly documented in the thread because it was very uneventful, save the whole burning garbage and gawking at it like it's an endangered species bit, but it was very short. Maybe 3 or 4 days tops. I have a vague recollection of Ralph saying he would have stayed longer if not for personal obligations or some other excuse - which didn't make sense at the time because Ralph's only regularly scheduled activities are popping pills and drinking himself to sleep.

Someone brave would have to go and listen through the episodes in and around the trip to get a better idea of what might have brought him home early, and if that something might have been Faith needing to get back to school.
 
I don’t understand why Ralph keeps bringing up the shekels he made when he pussied out of a stream snipe. Every time he does it he is unintentionally flexing on his own paypigs for the fact that they threw money at him for literally nothing.
 
ThinkThankThunk said:
True, but if Faith's parents were really that involved she wouldn't be living with Ralph of all people straight out of high school. I've known similarly lazy parents who've let their kids go on trips unaccompanied. It's not out of the question.
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Well Ralph claimed he met her thru Twitter the day after his divorce which was February 28th, what day was the Texas thing? Timeline doesn't match
 
ThinkThankThunk said:
The trip is poorly documented in the thread because it was very uneventful, save the whole burning garbage and gawking at it like it's an endangered species bit, but it was very short. Maybe 3 or 4 days tops. I have a vague recollection of Ralph saying he would have stayed longer if not for personal obligations or some other excuse - which didn't make sense at the time because Ralph's only regularly scheduled activities are popping pills and drinking himself to sleep.

Someone brave would have to go and listen through the episodes in and around the trip to get a better idea of what might have brought him home early, and if that something might have been Faith needing to get back to school.
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I remember Ralph was on TV for three seconds and he visited a news studio. That's all I can recall.
 
Squire of Gothos said:
Well Ralph claimed he met her thru Twitter the day after his divorce which was February 28th, what day was the Texas thing? Timeline doesn't match
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That timing is way too coincidental. I don't believe for a second Faith's first interaction with Ralph would just so happen to be mere hours after receiving his divorce filings. I'd suspect that like most divorces Ralph would gladly lie about not seeing other people to try and prevent his ex-wife from getting vindictive and making the process harder on him than he'd like. Who knows though. It's a theory based on little more than a gunt feeling and until Faith starts spilling we won't really know for sure.
 
ThinkThankThunk said:
That timing is way too coincidental. I don't believe for a second Faith's first interaction with Ralph would just so happen to be mere hours after receiving his divorce filings. I'd suspect that like most divorces Ralph would gladly lie about not seeing other people to try and prevent his ex-wife from getting vindictive and making the process harder on him than he'd like. Who knows though. It's a theory based on little more than a gunt feeling and until Faith starts spilling we won't really know for sure.
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Didn't Ralph visit Dick before his June visit? Like last year?

I spent a lot of time in the sun today so I don't know if I'm remembering shit wrong. But if he did meet Faith last year I can see why he might be freaked out that Dark Butters was talking about it.
 
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