🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Squire of Gothos said:
LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN IT CONTINUES!!!!!! VERY LOUD EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES!!!!!! WE ARE OVER 70 DAYS SINCE DEAR LEADER NULL ANNOUNCED THE CORN HARVEST!!!!
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An incredibly based write up as usual. Good job. Sifting through all that and creating a detailed post can’t have been easy. You are doing the Lord of the Harvest’s work.
 
beautiful person said:
Faith's ex gives me serious Jonathan Ross vibes.
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I can see that, I'm curious to see how he acts when he's off his meds and not high... It could be similar to Ross, I have some videos of him but in each one he's pretty sedated.

Ol' Slag said:
I am legit that I would donate to a charity of PPP's choice if they had Josh, the quarry king, kraut and PPP streamsnipe Ralph, especially during the boulder Stream.
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That's an excellent idea! I think Matt has done charity streams before, maybe he could set something up with PPP and Godwinson to stream snipe Ralph on August 7th, it would be an absolute shitshow!
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
I can see that, I'm curious to see how he acts when he's off his meds and not high... It could be similar to Ross, I have some videos of him but in each one he's pretty sedated.


That's an excellent idea! I think Matt has done charity streams before, maybe he could set something up with PPP and Godwinson to stream snipe Ralph on August 7th, it would be an absolute shitshow!
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They could have guests on that people actually want to hear from, unlike Ralph's stream which will degenerate into a shitty Chilean soundboard for 30+ minutes.
 
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I know I just made a giant post but I just saw this:
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Ralph is so desperate for some actual content that he's willing to allow the Boulder King to come on his program, I have a better idea! I think that PPP should have a stream at the same exact time Ralph does his Boulder Stream Anniversary and PPP should have Matt on while they stream snipe Ralph. It would be pure kino especially if PPP gets more viewers than Ralph!
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being invited onto the killstream is just an insult at this point, no reasonable person should ever go on to provide free content for the gunt.
 
Squire of Gothos said:
That's an excellent idea! I think Matt has done charity streams before, maybe he could set something up with PPP and Godwinson to stream snipe Ralph on August 7th, it would be an absolute shitshow!
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A stream to rival the Healstream itself. I’m gonna suggest something impossible but if done would likely trigger the heart attack that will send the Gunt off to the great trash can in the sky. If Godwinson and PPP could get Zidan on I think I’d die of a kino overdose.
 
okay, last shitpost, or I won't get anything done today

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Maybe you should challenge MundaneMatt to a fighting game, like you did with Jim. You did get better at blocking after all, @theralph
 
How can i turn this into "Guntermensch" and plaster ralph's face over along with the rest of the guntguard behind ? I don't know how to do that level of editing, any wizards that can boomer me through this ?
 

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Wtf is that heavy breathing? Is that from a time he was tryhing to get out of his chair during a stream?
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Imagine that every time you breathe out, your immense gunt drags down the entire front of your torso, forcing your formerly-inflated lungs to have every molecule of the remaining air squeezed out of them. Every time you breathe back in you are starting from scratch. Your muscles struggle to heave up a sagging weight equivalent to that of a fully grown, normally-proportioned human being, with every bone and fiber in your chest cavity levering it all up from its lowest point in the same way an Amish family would work together raise the wall of a barn.

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(Coincidentally this random photo I found to illustrate the scope of the situation comes from an article in The Sun titled Obese man ‘too fat for sex’ sheds staggering 16st after his marriage broke down)
 
WTFrU? said:
WTF are you talking about? That shitheel was on the farms about two weeks ago, musing about doing another hit piece. That fucker hasn't learned shit
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That depends, was he talking about a YouTube scientist hit piece, or something to mock someone. If it is the latter then all power to him.

It's worth remembering that people hated Kraut for some flagging and doxxing server, and sure that was fucked up. However, it's been two years and he's taken his licks for it - it's not a capital crime, just premium internet autism.

Compare what he has done to the behaviour exhibited by Ralph or Andy and it's small fry. Tell someone to shoot someone, or recording your friend grieving the loss of their child is clear far far worse.

So if wants to come back and shit on the Gunt and his thralls, I'd say that's a redemption arc.
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
That depends, was he talking about a YouTube scientist hit piece, or something to mock someone. If it is the latter then all power to him.

It's worth remembering that people hated Kraut for some flagging and doxxing server, and sure that was fucked up. However, it's been two years and he's taken his licks for it - it's not a capital crime, just premium internet autism.

Compare what he has done to the behaviour exhibited by Ralph or Andy and it's small fry. Tell someone to shoot someone, or recording your friend grieving the loss of their child is clear far far worse.

So if wants to come back and shit on the Gunt and his thralls, I'd say that's a redemption arc.
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To be fair, Andy was assailed by communist mob as evidenced by their R-word war cries and communists are, strictly speaking, not people, so him directing his friend to aim his weapon at the murderous gang of vile creatures, can not in any shape or form classified as telling him to "shoot someone".
 
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That depends, was he talking about a YouTube scientist hit piece, or something to mock someone. If it is the latter then all power to him.

It's worth remembering that people hated Kraut for some flagging and doxxing server, and sure that was fucked up. However, it's been two years and he's taken his licks for it - it's not a capital crime, just premium internet autism.

Compare what he has done to the behaviour exhibited by Ralph or Andy and it's small fry. Tell someone to shoot someone, or recording your friend grieving the loss of their child is clear far far worse.

So if wants to come back and shit on the Gunt and his thralls, I'd say that's a redemption arc.
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Yeah I think a lot of people hated Kraut for trying to get RageAfterStorm banned and fired, along with the hypocrisy that he was a member of the skeptic "SJWs WONT DEBATE ME" squad. Ralph and Gaytor have done that several times over by now. They've both flagged PPP and Ralph even tried to get him kicked out of his church and disowned by his family despite making their chops off busting Matt and Kraut's balls. If they wanna laugh at the harvest I don't blame them.
 
Kraut hid for a year or two, never apologized, likely still involved in ops, still says he did nothing wrong, and still holds a grudge against Jim. Said all this to 3P months ago I believe. He's just being used by 3P to get at Ralph. And this is a-ok.
 
All becomes gunt said:
How can i turn this into "Guntermensch" and plaster ralph's face over along with the rest of the guntguard behind ? I don't know how to do that level of editing, any wizards that can boomer me through this ?
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I had a go at it. I'm not much of wizard when it comes to editing though.
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I included Dick only because Ralph seems to be copying his style.
 
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