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[Corn Flakes]

Sorry for not being clear. I know MTF troons think trooning out will get them laid. Incel to trans pipeline and that. But an FTM troon can already get laid, so what’s the point?

I found that FTM tend to come in two varieties:

The first is broken women with extremely low confidence and self-esteem that go FTM for coping purposes. Usually shut-ins from childhood, often sexually abused during childhood, too. It would be easy for them to find a friendly dick, but they would still have to get themselves out there for it.

The second is fujoshis who fetishize gay sex so hard they want in on the action. Those are usually ones complaining that all these hot gay men don't want a piece the hot stuff they're offering.

There are exceptions and overlapping cases, of course, but these seem to be the two most common types. The first type thinks getting laid will come naturally once they're men because they think men have an easy time getting laid, the second think they'll get laid because their fetishized view of gay guys has convinced them that gay people fuck anything that moves.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

But an FTM troon can already get laid, so what’s the point?

She wants to fuck UwU kawaii gay men. Not icky straight guys.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I found that FTM tend to come in two varieties:

The first is broken women with extremely low confidence and self-esteem that go FTM for coping purposes. Usually shut-ins from childhood, often sexually abused during childhood, too. It would be easy for them to find a friendly dick, but they would still have to get themselves out there for it.

The second is fujoshis who fetishize gay sex so hard they want in on the action. Those are usually ones complaining that all these hot gay men don't want a piece the hot stuff they're offering.

There are exceptions and overlapping cases, of course, but these seem to be the two most common types. The first type thinks getting laid will come naturally once they're men because they think men have an easy time getting laid, the second think they'll get laid because their fetishized view of gay guys has convinced them that gay people fuck anything that moves.

The first one is interesting. I also think a lot of straight women in that category wind up in a friend group of mostly lesbians and asexuals, and the straight women feel ‘left out’ of not being LGBT. Being LGBT offers you a community in a way that awkward, areligious generically white people from atomized suburbs don’t otherwise have.

Although again the difference is that if you’re a woman, men will offer themselves to you, whereas this doesn’t happen to men except for the top 1% of attractiveness.

 

[Corn Flakes]

The first one is interesting. I also think a lot of straight women in that category wind up in a friend group of mostly lesbians and asexuals, and the straight women feel ‘left out’ of not being LGBT. Being LGBT offers you a community in a way that awkward, areligious generically white people from atomized suburbs don’t otherwise have.

You see that among MTF troons, too. Particularly in very LGBT communities like furries. You're a pasty white heterosexual dude but still want to fit in among the gays, the lesbians and the troons? Well, it's really hard to change your sexual preference so being legit gay and developing a deep and abiding love for dick is going to be difficult. It's a lot easier to claim you're a transgender lesbian and rack in the asspats.

 

[Treasure Champs]

But an FTM troon can already get laid, so what’s the point?

This particular horrorshow has had a phalloplasty, so has a roll of limp arm flesh hanging where her vag should be. Dunno how many straight men are queuing up for that tbh. I wouldn't touch it with yours.

 

[soft breathing]

I stumbled upon this on Twitter. NSFW, so I'm keeping the actual links under a spoiler tag.

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/PE_loser/status/1270966281236361218

Limp and shrink clitty training

Hey sissy, are you craving to have a total broken and permanent limp dick ? Do you dream the have the most beautiful small and limp clitty ever ? Bored to have full man erection ? Then you've find the right exclusive training, sissy. With this simple and effective training, your erection will...

sissytrainer.fwscart.com

It's basically a dude selling "limp and shrink clitty training" for 50£ - all while advertising it with a flashy gif of actual vaginas and (probably) micro dicks.

Hey sissy, are you craving to have a total broken and permanent limp dick ?
Do you dream the have the most beautiful small and limp clitty ever ?
Bored to have full man erection ?

Then you've find the right exclusive training, sissy.
With this simple and effective training, your erection will disappear for good, and you will have the cutest limp clitty ever.

Pdf file, follow every instructions carefully, and make your dick useless and broken , once for good, for all the enjoyment of women and men around you.

His whole Twitter profile is a gold mine for weird shit - enjoy.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

This particular horrorshow has had a phalloplasty, so has a roll of limp arm flesh hanging where her vag should be. Dunno how many straight men are queuing up for that tbh. I wouldn't touch it with yours.

You’re right, but I was thinking the overall group of male-attracted FTMs—getting laid can’t be the same reason as it is for female-attracted MTFs.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I stumbled upon this on Twitter. NSFW, so I'm keeping the actual links under a spoiler tag.

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/PE_loser/status/1270966281236361218

Limp and shrink clitty training

Hey sissy, are you craving to have a total broken and permanent limp dick ? Do you dream the have the most beautiful small and limp clitty ever ? Bored to have full man erection ? Then you've find the right exclusive training, sissy. With this simple and effective training, your erection will...

sissytrainer.fwscart.com

It's basically a dude selling "limp and shrink clitty training" for 50£ - all while advertising it with a flashy gif of actual vaginas and (probably) micro dicks.

His whole Twitter profile is a gold mine for weird shit - enjoy.

Hey sissy, are you craving to have a total broken and permanent limp dick ?
Do you dream the have the most beautiful small and limp clitty ever ?
Bored to have full man erection ?

Then you've find the right exclusive training, sissy.
With this simple and effective training, your erection will disappear for good, and you will have the cutest limp clitty ever.

Pdf file, follow every instructions carefully, and make your dick useless and broken , once for good, for all the enjoyment of women and men around you.

Or you could just smash your dick with a hammer until it's a bloody mess. Same results.

 

[Real Mutha For Ya]

Well connected Troon India Willoughby has caused consternation Amongst UK based trannies, claiming the government will ask for ID if any man in a dress tries to get into women’s toilets.
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Sounds like bullshit to me, but troons are having a predictable chimp-out.

 

[{o}P II]

r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns - Probably my least favorite gender option I've come across. Just because my gender isn't male or female doesn't mean it's a "non-gender" wtf

178 votes and 24 comments so far on Reddit

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[Luggers]

r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns - Probably my least favorite gender option I've come across. Just because my gender isn't male or female doesn't mean it's a "non-gender" wtf

178 votes and 24 comments so far on Reddit

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"Cater and pander to me!"
"No! not like that!"
Being the community manager in 2020 must truly be a living nightmare.
How do you even avoid this shit?

 

[Peaches Demure]

Some of today's r/transpassing gems:

A FTM with the stereotypical severe cystic acne and pink meaty "T-face".

r/transpassing - 1 Year 7 Months on Testosterone - Do I pass? (please be honest)

21 votes and 7 comments so far on Reddit

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This one kind of passes like a 65-year-old frumpy grandma who's given up on trends. He's 33.

r/transpassing - So im 33 and 1yr on hrt, i think im 100% clockable, am i being too hard on myself?

7 votes and 20 comments so far on Reddit

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The same troon who did a "I've come so far on hormones!" posts another picture, this time wanting to know if he passes. He does not, and even the hugboxers on troon reddit won't pretend otherwise. He's still dreaming (hallucinating?) of "getting there".

r/transpassing - 10 Months HRT - Do I Pass?

3 votes and 13 comments so far on Reddit

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"Alicia" seems to have entered a manic phase. You can't convince me this dude is not a serial killer in the making. John Wayne Gacy the killer clown had nothing on this freak

r/MTFSelfieTrain - I love doing this too much...

7 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

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[Beardless Lenin]

"Alicia" seems to have entered a manic phase. You can't convince me this dude is not a serial killer in the making. John Wayne Gacy the killer clown had nothing on this freak
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r/MTFSelfieTrain - I love doing this too much...

7 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

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Is it seriously that hard to apply makeup so where it doesn't make you look insane? Even if you're a deranged man? Everything about that picture is just horrifying.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Is it seriously that hard to apply makeup so where it doesn't make you look insane? Even if you're a deranged man? Everything about that picture is just horrifying.

You're expecting a butt-ugly obese crossdresser (he's only 35, BTW) to do something that's not even half-assed but more like 1/8-assed when he's horny and needs a quick wank??

Feel that gender euphoria just bursting out of every pore!

 

[eternal dog mongler]

The first is broken women with extremely low confidence and self-esteem that go FTM for coping purposes. Usually shut-ins from childhood, often sexually abused during childhood, too. It would be easy for them to find a friendly dick, but they would still have to get themselves out there for it.

The second is fujoshis who fetishize gay sex so hard they want in on the action. Those are usually ones complaining that all these hot gay men don't want a piece the hot stuff they're offering.

Strangely these are usually the same thing. FtMs get into it and find out that gay culture is more like Cazwell and less like their favorite anime.

You ain't getting cuddled by softbois who declare their everlasting love for you.

 

[Treasure Champs]

Some of today's r/transpassing gems:

A FTM with the stereotypical severe cystic acne and pink meaty "T-face".
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r/transpassing - 1 Year 7 Months on Testosterone - Do I pass? (please be honest)

21 votes and 7 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

This one kind of passes like a 65-year-old frumpy grandma who's given up on trends. He's 33.
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r/transpassing - So im 33 and 1yr on hrt, i think im 100% clockable, am i being too hard on myself?

7 votes and 20 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

The same troon who did a "I've come so far on hormones!" posts another picture, this time wanting to know if he passes. He does not, and even the hugboxers on troon reddit won't pretend otherwise. He's still dreaming (hallucinating?) of "getting there".
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r/transpassing - 10 Months HRT - Do I Pass?

3 votes and 13 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

"Alicia" seems to have entered a manic phase. You can't convince me this dude is not a serial killer in the making. John Wayne Gacy the killer clown had nothing on this freak
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r/MTFSelfieTrain - I love doing this too much...

7 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

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I had to pick myself up off the floor after laughing at these. Alicia has charmed me into a new avatar. I love the really jolly + tragic troons.
FtM looks like an actual penis with eyes. So, well done, I guess?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Not longer on /r/NeovaginaDisasters (RIP), now in technicolor on KF: post-op trannie overcomes Bacterial Vaginosis inside his flesh tunnel... "almost". He took femdophilis/probiotic supplement pills to overcome repeated outbreaks.

And here's the part everyone wants to see: He admits that he only had sex once as a pre-op transwoman and that it was traumatic, so he basically doesn't know what it's like to have regular sex with his dick. This means he has no comparison really, yet he claims to be able to compare pre-op and post-op sex.

"It's much more of a mental game to than it was prior to transition." (read: he's imagining it)

"I kind of find that I need more pressure because my clitoris is very hooded", no honey, you don't have a "hooded clitoris", it's just a dislocated acorn with a skinflap around it. If that plastic surgeon had cut out your tongue out and stuck on the outside of your cheek that wouldn't work like a tongue anymore either. You troons with SRS really need to stop pretending like you can dislocate an acorn and have it maintain it's sensitivity when the whole underlying structure for which the acorn was the front is missing.

And here comes the absolute highlight of the video: he thinks that the G-spot is *on* his "clitoris" (his displaced acorn). In other words he doesn't know that a G-spot is supposed to be on the inside of a vagina, not on the outside. This is proof positive that trannies don't even know or bother to learn vaginal anatomy before getting a neovag.

More videos later!

 

[CobraPlissken]

"Alicia" seems to have entered a manic phase. You can't convince me this dude is not a serial killer in the making. John Wayne Gacy the killer clown had nothing on this freak
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r/MTFSelfieTrain - I love doing this too much...

7 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

You're expecting a butt-ugly obese crossdresser (he's only 35, BTW) to do something that's not even half-assed but more like 1/8-assed when he's horny and needs a quick wank??

Feel that gender euphoria just bursting out of every pore!
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[Peaches Demure]

I had to pick myself up off the floor after laughing at these. Alicia has charmed me into a new avatar. I love the really jolly + tragic troons.
FtM looks like an actual penis with eyes. So, well done, I guess?

If I saw a penis covered in rashes like that, I wouldn't want it anywhere near me, so thank you for that less than enjoyable mental image.

Alicia is fun to laugh at, sure, but what's tragic about this is that this man has a family, maybe even kids who are dependent on him. My brain wants to syntax error when I try to picture what they'll have to put up with from their "father".

 

[NoReturn]

"Cater and pander to me!"
"No! not like that!"
Being the community manager in 2020 must truly be a living nightmare.
How do you even avoid this shit?

You don't include the gender question on surveys and sign-ups in the first place. The only time you actually need that data is for like, scientific research. If I were a community manager I could just check the Google ads data for people visiting my site to get a breakdown of the demographics.