🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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It's hard to underestimate just how dumb Logan is. I mean, how dumb is she? Dumb enough to think some pop song is really a deep and profound meditation on her emotional life. Cluster B all the way.
 
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Should Richard even be trying to sell Something Awful before the divorce decree becomes legally binding? A quick look at Missouri divorce law suggests that since Richard owned Something Awful before the marriage and Ashli didn't materially participate (that we know of; this may be up for discussion) in the business's operation, it won't be considered "marital property" and he'll keep it. I don't know if that will apply to proceeds from the sale of the business, though.

At least he's trying to sell the business while separated from Ashli. Still, I don't know if it'll be good for him to be sitting on an extra sum of money when it comes time to divvy up the assets. Income from his business is already going to factor in, and I'm wondering if he'll lose the entire 401(k) that he already borrowed a shitload from.

e: Going through things a bit more i might be full of shit on the nonmarital property thing. I'm seriously in the dark about what'll happen if he sells the family business while divorce is still ongoing, but I have a strong suspicion that it'll make things a lot worse for him in the court.
 
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Should’ve edited it to “We we’re wrong
You should kill yourself.”
Next article should be in support of JK Rowling.
 
You hired the silly bitch to manage all that shit. Is it a surprise she was so easily able to change everything when you gave her access.
 
This is highly unlikely but maybe all this shit is a growing opportunity for Lowtax (hah, yeah right) to realize that being worshipped by sociopaths because you're the leader is not really the best way to stroke your ego. Lowtax has CONSISTENTLY refused to listen to people that have ever criticized him (Donald Trump syndrome) and has even put his children in potential danger (Shmorky) because he refused to listen to other people he didn't like (or didn't suck his dick).

I have to say though, Lowtax definitely improved that furry article. I approve of the edit Rich!

Leonard Helplessness said:
When Logan was around she went almost immediately into a sanctimonious "I'm sorry you're such a bad person" attitude that I normally see from tranny goons trying to attack someone who's criticizing their predatory behavior, life choices, and mental illness. It was a form of manipulation that works on goons and she was trying it on every kiwi who responded to her, including Null, as an attempt to get them to kiss her ass.

Recall that Logan registered here in the first place because someone uploaded a screenshot of the original Facebook post (that she had deleted) in which she had alleged that domestic violence had occurred, and Logan was trying to clear her soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend's name. Logan's attempt to clear Richard's name was an effortpost that was so bad and so schizophrenic that its authenticity was instantly thrown into question, so her identity had to be verified. It was also so bad that Richard threw Logan out of the house as soon as he saw it.

When Logan returned to this thread it was because she had been probated on Something Awful by concerned staff who needed her to shut up and stop posting about sensitive information that would be used against her during her legal proceedings with Richard. She came back here to make friends by sucking up to people and pleading for sympathy in a thread that had very thoroughly documented her poor behavior as well as Richard's. She came here to find new dicks to stick in her crazy, so she could prey on more people. When she didn't instantly receive a queue of simps with business cards to slip in her asscrack, she went on the offensive in the most transparently manipulative manner possible. That didn't work either so she's probably now PM'ing goons and evaluating who to move in with next.

Richard and Logan were a pair of ticks sucking each other's blood 69-style. The fact that they are such similar people is likely what led them to believe they were made for each other.
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speak for yourself buddy, logan if you need a man to pound you good send me a PM

I do ass stuff BTW
 
Holocaust Mansplainer said:
Well maybe Logan could have cleared this up for us but we'll never know for sure now will we????
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tbh She did respond and all she did was post new age rhetoric bullshit like "Im crystal praying that I can help heal the hurt in your soul. Im such an altruistic healer. I hope you can be better, like me. Get help, please." Like fuck off with that shit. No, this forum is not going to softball you like SA probably did for a while. Also everybody is fucking broken in some way.

"You guys are too mean. I can feel the darkness in your posts... Its so sad." With that kind of person there is nothing that isnt too mean, it's how she was trying to control the questions but look like she was willing to work through it. She wouldnt talk about shit unless it was about something she wanted to talk about, like the size of Lowtax's Lil' Rick. That info she spit out quite quickly. The other person she responded too with any other tone was @MirnaMinkoff, who said something like "as a woman I..." and she stopped hoping for healing and came back "Oh god, I hope you arent a woman. I dont think a real woman would act this way. Get help please."

MirnaMinkoff said:
Nah, it’s a signal to Rich. She goes from seething fury to wistful regret every 48 hours. I’m pretty sure he’s blocked all direct communication from her at this point so “open to interpretation” posts like this are all she has in the BPD toolbox at this point.

Being back home at mom and dad‘s with limited opportunities for attention from anyone else on a holiday weekend is a recipe for trouble.

I can’t imagine mom and dad were thrilled she decided to Missouri to live with some 45 year old married guy. Im sure her sudden dramatic return has made for a pleasant holiday weekend at the Day household.
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I did notice she was sanctimoniously telling people to go outside and hang out with other people and get away from all of it. Stuck out to me as her being back at home and basically grounded for making bad decisions.

If she is with her parents, Im sure they have her on a leash and wont let her outside by herself for a while.
 
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Now the question I have is this: Is Lowtax actually funny and does he have a (rusty from lack of recent use) sense of humor that was hidden away by having to impress a bunch of woke people, or is his sense of humor really just that bad regardless?
 
Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
Now the question I have is this: Is Lowtax actually funny and does he have a (rusty from lack of recent use) sense of humor that was hidden away by having to impress a bunch of woke people, or is his sense of humor really just that bad regardless?
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I guess he has(had) moments of funny? But in general, I think the consensus is: Not Funny, Hasn't Been Funny In Years/Never Was Funny.
 
White Devil said:
Lowtax going full Richard Spencer out of spite and drug/alcohol induced rage would probably be the funniest thing to happen to SA in 15 years.
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"I WIN! THEY FUCKING LOSE!" he tells himself as he slips into the land of nod after taking ambien and finishing off the last of his boxed wine.
 
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