🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I would hazard the guess that because she was so young, she never had one and didn't want to ask a parent to pay for one because then they'd wonder why their kid wants to be on a place called "Something Awful". That would lead to investigation, and then she would definitely get told no. This is all just conjecture on my part.

I never said I believed her story, I was just re-telling her claim. I think she’s full of shit, to be honest.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Speaking of unpaid front page writers, is Zach Parson’s fat ass still haunting SA? Is he still living on Fistgirl’s dime? Did he just ghost SA or was their some nasty “fuck you pay me” or political drama?

A couple years back I was reading in the bbq sub on reddit and saw someone post with the name elpintogrande about smoking a brisket, I checked the history at the time and it seemed goony and I thought probably him, I'm impressed though cause smoking brisket is a 12+ hour commitment needing some non-chair-based skill.

https://www.reddit.com/user/elpintogrande I haven't really looked through the posts tonight to see if it's him or if there's good stuff there

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Tbh, If I was not paid and got that excuse... then later found out this nigga was eating $80 pies, I prob would fly to his house and beat his crippled ass, lol.

I assume none of these guys have a contract or the like. Any chance they can do some sort of legal action for recovery?

 

[Spedestrian]

They had a "verbal" contract.

Don't be silly. It was clearly an oral contract.

I don't know why she would, the moment she gave us a nugget of drama a bunch of people decided to moral fag about how awful she is for sharing it.

Those people are faggots and suck ass. Nobody is going to read a 10,000 word dissertation on why she is a homewrecking whore anyway.

Yeah, honestly the people trying to shit on Logan embarrassed themselves more than her. I don't want to backseat moderate, but I do want to remind everyone that breaking this rule makes you look like a clown:

Welp, I just looked at the front page.

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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

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Meanwhile the evil bigoted Kiwi Farms has an entire subforum (Animal Control) that is mostly populated by furries and we celebrate their unique contributions to the site. Sure we make fun of them for being furfags sometimes, but at least we've never fucking Holocausted them. Imagine crying about the Kiwi Farms Internet Nazis on the website that ran furry Auschwitz Meowschwitz.

To make this list complete, I'd like to know:

• When Lowtax moved back to MO, the last time he moved in his life
• When he bought and sold his infamous original McMansion

One of the articles you linked mentions that he had already bought his original house but hadn't yet made the move from Washington to Missouri. It was published on March 18 2003 so that gives you at least a ballpark timing for those events. I'm not sure when he made the move from California to Washington, but it would've had to have been between 2000 and 2003.

Also, there was a Washington state tax warrant filed against him on 12/29/2003 for failing to pay $3,702.75 of taxes owed by Something Awful:


The Washington Court website is weird and I can't archive the page itself, but I've attached a PDF of the printable version of the page to this post. The case number is 03-2-23196-4 and it's titled "STATE REVENUE VS RICHARD CHARLES KYANKA ET UX DBA" if you want to look it up on the site. This doesn't necessarily indicate he was in Washington on 12/29/2003 since they would've filed the warrant regardless of where he was. Still, I think it's an interesting tidbit given his later IRS tax issues and the complaints from the front page writers he failed to pay. He's clearly got a long history of not paying what he owes.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Yeah, honestly the people trying to shit on Logan embarrassed themselves more than her. I don't want to backseat moderate, but I do want to remind everyone that breaking this rule makes you look like a clown:
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Lowtax is getting dragged for being a shitty person, and quite a few of the long-assed posts in here are reasoned out outlines of why he's shitty and deserves to get dragged. Logan's situation is not that different. Getting all bent because Logan is getting served rough, when by all indications she deserves it, seems to be par. Double-standards don't seem to be KF's thing.

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

Yeah, honestly the people trying to shit on Logan embarrassed themselves more than her. I don't want to backseat moderate, but I do want to remind everyone that breaking this rule makes you look like a clown:

We could have maybe got some behind the scenes info on the divorce or who knows what from her, but the sped brigade ran her off.

YOU ARE AN AWFUL, AWFUL LADY AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!! Nigga please

 

[Aquinas]

Yeah, both Lowtax and logan are lolcows, both deserve ridicule
Getting overly mad at either of them or people making fun of them is also retarded as fuck an only serves to embarass you yourself. besides its not like they rape pets to death

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Don't be silly. It was clearly an oral contract.

I think Shmorky the Shmorkster can attest to that.

 

[AnOminous]

Lowtax is getting dragged for being a shitty person, and quite a few of the long-assed posts in here are reasoned out outlines of why he's shitty and deserves to get dragged. Logan's situation is not that different. Getting all bent because Logan is getting served rough, when by all indications she deserves it, seems to be par. Double-standards don't seem to be KF's thing.

SA goons seem to have trouble with a "complex" position like Richard is shit and Logan is shit, too. It isn't that hard to understand. They're both shit.

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

besides its not like they rape pets to death

Well maybe Logan could have cleared this up for us but we'll never know for sure now will we????

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I never said I believed her story, I was just re-telling her claim. I think she’s full of shit, to be honest.

She certainly seemed clueless about SA humor and culture for someone who had supposedly been a goon at 12. I think she heard about SA, or knew some DA accounts associated with SA, when she was a teenager or something. There was some teenage eta post someone found that indicated she knew you could make money doing furry art commissions on SA and wanted to try to market her work there.

Everything from her totally tone deaf corporate introduction speech to the forums, to being unable to handle the totally predictable goon reactions to her FB posts and terrible curated front page content, made me think she had no real clue about SA.

It seemed her main knowledge about SA was that it produced a bunch of well known content years ago and that it had possible value as a “brand” Her posts and discussion of SA had all the depth of someone who read up on it recently.

Of course, Lowtax could certainly leak her old SA screen name now if it ever actually existed. He has no reason to protect a embarrassing post history.

 

[Sabrina]

Pfft are you kidding, she'll be back

 

[Spedestrian]

Lowtax is getting dragged for being a shitty person, and quite a few of the long-assed posts in here are reasoned out outlines of why he's shitty and deserves to get dragged. Logan's situation is not that different. Getting all bent because Logan is getting served rough, when by all indications she deserves it, seems to be par. Double-standards don't seem to be KF's thing.

Yeah, both Lowtax and logan are lolcows, both deserve ridicule
Getting overly mad at either of them or people making fun of them is also retarded as fuck an only serves to embarass you yourself. besides its not like they rape pets to death

SA goons seem to have trouble with a "complex" position like Richard is shit and Logan is shit, too. It isn't that hard to understand. They're both shit.

Yeah I agree that they're both shit and deserve ridicule, I'm just disappointed that people couldn't restrain themselves from directly shitting on her while she was here. If people would've played nice for like two seconds she probably would've spilled way more tea about Lowtax, tell us things we might never know otherwise. That's way more valuable than telling her she's shit to her face, especially when she clearly reads the thread and already knows what people think of her. Like, let's try to milk the cows instead of just slaughtering them immediately, that's all I'm saying.

 

[Aquinas]

Yeah, shit that we wouldnt really know thats true or not

 

[Tonberry]

We could have maybe got some behind the scenes info on the divorce or who knows what from her, but the sped brigade ran her off.

I agree that people went way too MOTI at her, but I don't think we lost anything of relevance. People were still fairly civil on the first couple of times they asked her anything, and she still only seemed interested in writing condescending bullshit about how she's totally above all this drama and meanness. It was frankly a waste of everyone's time, and I don't think letting her stick around for ten more pages would've given us any content.

In either case she's 100% coming back. She craves attention 24/7, the next time her 'support network' fails her (i.e. the people at SA stop giving her unconditional asspats for five minutes) she'll stick her head back in here.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

i'd unironicallky fuck logan

 

[Revenge Curse]

I doubt she intended to come here for anything other than to get attention onto herself. She said what, half of one new thing in the however many posts she made? The vast majority were just repeating those idle platitudes to get more (you)s, or repeating the same comments on Lowtax's dick. It'll probably be what happens next time she wants attention, too. She'll come here, get attention and people asking her questions, click her tongue and act all offended, then leave without saying anything while riding the high of being paid attention to.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah I agree that they're both shit and deserve ridicule, I'm just disappointed that people couldn't restrain themselves from directly shitting on her while she was here. If people would've played nice for like two seconds she probably would've spilled way more tea about Lowtax, tell us things we might never know otherwise. That's way more valuable than telling her she's shit to her face, especially when she clearly reads the thread and already knows what people think of her. Like, let's try to milk the cows instead of just slaughtering them immediately, that's all I'm saying.

I'm not big on the concept that we should be nice to people who utterly suck just so they'll dish or whatever. Fuck that idea. People who are worthwhile will dish whether or not we're nice to them. Look at @Mandarys Milan II for instance. Nobody went out of their way to be nice to her and she nevertheless dished. That's what honest people do.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I'm not big on the concept that we should be nice to people who utterly suck just so they'll dish or whatever. Fuck that idea. People who are worthwhile will dish whether or not we're nice to them. Look at @Mandarys Milan II for instance. Nobody went out of their way to be nice to her and she nevertheless dished. That's what honest people do.

If they want to talk, they'll talk. Being nice to whomever on here won't do jack shit except feed their ego. At the end of the day Logan like Lowtax is highly narcissistic and they're thinking more about what their target community wants of them, not anything genuine. That target community is the SA forums. And anyone desiring to rule over that cess pit...

 

[haunted vagina]

The front page is fucking hilarious, and for all the wrong reasons. An apology to fucking furries. Anyone who apologizes to furries should fucking kill themselves.

Every furry community harbors pedophiles and every anime community is full of Nazis, yet the people who claim to hate those things are apologizing for intolerance of furry and anime shit that turned out to be entirely justified.

Whatever the fuck this is: https://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/shitty-baby/

This is someone reading the Clickhole "garbage sons" article and trying to plagiarize it while studiously avoiding anything that made it funny.