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If that's true then, Zach, you need to start dieting. Because this look isn't working out for you—
Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024
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If that's true then, Zach, you need to start dieting. Because this look isn't working out for you—
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Take away the dress, jewelry, and makeup and Zinnia is an aging, lazy, overweight, slovenly, creepy stepdad.
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Health at any size.
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Look at that mask. It is not clean. He is not washing it after every use. He's railing about people not taking precautions against covid and he's reusing masks without cleaning them properly between uses. It still covers his meth mouth, so I guess it's not completely useless.
His eyebrows are looking rough, too. He needs to clean up the man brows. I don't understand why troons can't be assed to pluck their brows.
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I don't recall she has such horrible tats.
Rowling Senpai!!!
(Lloyd Russell-Moyle, the shadow environment minister of Labour Party, claims that Rowling has used her experience of an abuse victim to victimize trans people, and Rowling is not happy with this accusation. What Zach did in his essay may be similar to what Russell-Moyle did, but there is a crucial difference: Zach is not famous or politically noteworthy; he is just another silly rando, and Rowling has no reason to notice him.)
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From turning blue on the floor to back in the kitchen in under 2 weeks. It's a new record, but not the kind of impressive one he thinks it is.
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I wonder what sort of narcissistic injury we’ll see when Zach realises Rowling doesn’t give a shit what some Twitter NEET has to say. Or if he’ll just convince himself that he’s Rowling’s nemesis, as he sits there sticking things up his ass while Heather calls for help from the kitchen floor.
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Well, we now know Hagrid is struggling with aphasia and movement and balance. No wonder she’s worried about income and how soon she’ll have another stroke. God forbid she have one while Zach’s sticking office supplies up his butt. The kids will have to do everything to help her if that happens instead of just most of it like last time.
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"I love you babe" = "Please stop being sick and get back to work so that I don't have to haul my stretched asshole up this comfy chair from where I tweet absolute garbage day in day out to go look for a job"
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That's not a kitchen, that's a medical office of some kind. Note the magazines and magazine holder to Heather's right and the paper towel dispenser and trash container in the wall next to the sink. That's also why Heather is wearing a mask. Being out in public carries considerable risks for Heather, I think Zack's going to wait another couple of weeks before he starts trying to force her to do the public shopping. I imagine Heather's mom is doing the shopping, maybe paying for Walmart grocery delivery.
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I think Zach would force her to do the shopping if she could drive. Maybe she can even if it’s not a good idea. I can’t imagine taking an Uber with a her medical condition is a good idea. I’m sure Zach’s already telling her she can ride one of those fatty scooters around to get him his tendies.
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prediction:
a- heather's mom will end up taking her daughter back in , to make sure she doesn't rot, as its rapidly apparent zach would allow her to totally decay if it was left up to him.
she's prob getting freaked at zach's complete inability to adult or step up in any meaningful way.
bonuses for heather
b-mom can make sure zach doesn't spend the disability checks.
c-kids can go to dad where they'll be far better off.
bonuses for zach
d-zach will make himself out to be the victim.
evil heather's mom hijacked his wife, moved her out, wouldn't let zach move in too & he is utterly helpless to change anything about that.
i count on something like that being the fantasy-story he tells the twitter followers.
altho now he's memorialized his dying wife in the anti-Rowling essay. it sure will look shitty if he's asked about her later (he will be, if anybody ever reads the damn thing ) & he replies:
"oh her? her mom helpfully kidnapped her for me. now i have no choice but to never see her again. boo hoo."
will they believe him? can he find another meal ticket?
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Heather might pull a Penny soon and take the underground railroad to move in with her Mother in the safety of the night.
Also an English teacher getting aphasia is a delicious stroke of irony. (Heh) Good luck keeping your job, Heather
"Morning good, kids. Todesterday we're going be learn worms and adverbs."
Also an English teacher getting aphasia is a delicious stroke of irony. (Heh) Good luck keeping your job, Heather
"Morning good, kids. Todesterday we're going be learn worms and adverbs."
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my former boss had a major brain incident. not the same one as Heather but they yanked her drivers license for over 6 months until she had x amount of time without additional brain events. Heather may not be driving for a very long time.
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Oh, you lack imagination, my friend. This situation can only bring hilarious moments for us:
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-Heather has stroke while Zach has household item up his ass
-In desperation, Zach calls for an ambulance forgetting about his ass for first time in his life.
-"Help! I need help!", he screams.
-ER doctors look at him and withuot any doubt, abandon Heather to her luck in the ambulance and quickly drag Zach to a room to "remove the object."
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Heather might pull a Penny soon and take the underground railroad to move in with her Mother in the safety of the night.
Also an English teacher getting aphasia is a delicious stroke of irony. (Heh) Good luck keeping your job, Heather
"Morning good, kids. Todesterday we're going be learn worms and adverbs."
I think Hagrid is too scared to leave Zach and be labeled a transphobe. She might literally rather die than have that happen.
It’s interesting because I think she understands how dire her situation is and might be questioning exactly what Zach provides and if Zach loves her even a little. Or maybe she’s too deluded to see the obvious.
One thing I do know, if I was in her position and might lose the ability to make my own decisions, I would not want Zach in charge of my disability payments.
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If Heather gets disability checks, the majority of it will go up Zack's ass and Heather will just sit there and let him.
"Oh goody! This month's check came in! There's a $500 whale dildo I want to get!"
"But Lauren....we have bills to..."
"WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A TRANSPHOBE, HEATHER? Do you want me to go on Twitter and let everyone know how much you abuse my sexy Asian teenage girl body?"
"*sighs* What color do you want me to order?"
Even worse, if Heather dies, Zach will just hide her rotting corpse and "forget" to report her death so the free money will keep rolling in.
"Oh goody! This month's check came in! There's a $500 whale dildo I want to get!"
"But Lauren....we have bills to..."
"WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A TRANSPHOBE, HEATHER? Do you want me to go on Twitter and let everyone know how much you abuse my sexy Asian teenage girl body?"
"*sighs* What color do you want me to order?"
Even worse, if Heather dies, Zach will just hide her rotting corpse and "forget" to report her death so the free money will keep rolling in.
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I think she is absolutely terrified of what will happen if she leaves Zack. Zack will, without a doubt, go online and engage in widespread and intense character assassination. He will go scorched earth, and Heather isn't a strong enough person to withstand that even in the best of times, much less now. Of course, if she starts thinking clearly, now is the perfect time to leave Zack. He'd have a lot harder time getting any traction if Heather can say, 'Look, I'm leaving him because he refuses to help my newly invalid self in any way'.
Never forget that Heather is so weak-willed that she put up with Zack getting fucked up the ass on their wedding day. So lacking in self-respect that she let another sexual deviant move in to fuck Zack up the ass. So unable to stand up for herself that she has allowed Zack to mooch along for years doing exactly what he wants, which is spend all of his time online. So lacking in assertiveness that she has never actually had PIV penetrative sex with Zack, despite being married to him for years. So terrified of confrontation that she allows all of this sexual deviancy to live in close proximity to her special needs sons.
So will Heather leave Zack? I don't know that she will, no matter how miserable she is. She's used to misery, after all.
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If it weren't for Heather's mom, I could totally see a scenario where Heather ends up bedridden and locked away (or even dead) while Zach hijacks Heather's Twitter account and thanks Zach for taking such good care of her while he keeps cashing the checks.
When you really think about the life Heather has had with Zach these last 10 years, would it really be a tragedy if she died? What would she be missing out on? I would say her kids, but she puts Zach above them already. So what exactly does she have to live for? If she's just going to keep being a doormat, might as well die. She had no quality of life even before she had the strokes.