🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Law said:
@Mormon BPD Cokewhore what did you and Lowtax do for fun? What was a normal day for you guys like? Did he ever talk about Shmorky or Amanda Mullen to you?
Also I don't hate you. I'm just very curious.
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@Mormon BPD Cokewhore

Follow up question: how bad really is his back? Nigga seems to run for cookies and shit.

And how often did he want to ejaculate on your feet?
 
Potential leak by byob/gbs poster in discord or some shit showing Lowtax giving daps for goons covering his ass. As if anybody needed more evidence that fyad's closure was a smokescreen
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Great Goon said:
Potential leak by byob/gbs poster in discord or some shit showing Lowtax giving daps for goons covering his ass. As if anybody needed more evidence that fyad's closure was a smokescreen
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Huh... if anything I think despite all the jokes, the SA goons are far more vicious in telling dick yanka to off himself.

Is he just super butthurt he just has a thread on here and can't mash the ban button or what?
 
Lol even with 20 years of “experience” running SA lowtax proves he is so completely incompetent at all aspects of the scenario. No control over anything except where the profits go, and he even fucked that up. How do you learn absolutely nothing over 2 decades? Fuck, how do you end up even dumber than when you started?
 
Was this before or after he told Goons that he wanted SA to be more like Kiwifarms? What a disingenuous piece of shit.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I'm actually curious when she started calling herself COO? All the autists here failed to notice her rocketing up the SA corporate ladder to take the crown of COO.

I mean on SA it was all about her doing free brand strategy and trying to pull in some attention and money, that's all I ever saw actually stated by Lowtax on his website.
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She's a "marketing strategist".
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She's working for Lowtax for free.
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She's the business manager (basically COO in her words)
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Great Goon said:
Potential leak by byob/gbs poster in discord or some shit showing Lowtax giving daps for goons covering his ass. As if anybody needed more evidence that fyad's closure was a smokescreen
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Nervermind that overall, KF is actually pretty chill and sympathetic towards the children of these losers. It's not their fault that their parents are pieces of shit.
 
If I had a history of beating women and some site was cataloging all of the times I hit women with like police reports and testimonials, I’d be pretty mad about my daughter finding out too.
 
Frank N Berry said:
She's a "marketing strategist".
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She's working for Lowtax for free.
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She's the business manager (basically COO in her words)
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Fuck's sake. If I help my wife with her accounts that doesn't make me the CFO of her company. If you love someone you help them, especially if they're the breadwinner for the family. If you date someone with the explicit aim of trying to claim a stake in their business and then force its sale so you can cash in, rather than having a mutual interest in the family incone, that doesn't make you an amazing businesswoman or a doting partner - it makes you a gold-digging whore with the morals of a 19th century Robber Baron.
 
Oh no, not Lowtax's kids finding out he's a piece of shit! They'd never know if it wasn't for forums like this... or from meeting him in person. I'd be shocked if any of them call him dad or know his real name, he's probably just Lowtax to them too.
 
hmmm I think he's paranoid

@Mormon BPD Cokewhore

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Was he always this paranoid also Do you like south park the movie?

Cause now I just see those to flappy Canadains only its you and rich, and your signing Uncle Fucker.
 
Posting here is the one thing which could make goons lose sympathy for her but attention whores gonna attention seek.
 
Tanner Glass said:
Never affiliated in SA in any way? She was a fucking administrator you absolute horse's ass. It's literally in the SA hierarchy the only position below "Lowtax".

She technically was living inside of SomethingAwful's headquarters, she appeared on several SA affiliated streams, and was directly introduced to SA at large by you directly - directly dealing with the writers.
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I mean I'm pretty sure Logan put a gun to his head and made Lowtax do all that, at least that's the story I'm expecting next.
Frank N Berry said:
She's a "marketing strategist".
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She's working for Lowtax for free.
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She's the business manager (basically COO in her words)
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hahaha, so she just admits she gave herself the title because it’s pretty much the same and it would totally be the same if SA was a big important corporation and not her new boyfriend’s one man LLC.

Sounds like her team was Jeff and all the 15 dweebs who emailed her to make awful content mill tier comedy for the front page for free.
Gangster Talk said:
Apparently, he's "birth Giver", actually.
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I think that “birth giver” referenced Megan (and maybe the daughter’s number was under that because of shared accounts) or Ashli - it was never clear who shared the SS. Birth Giver is what you call someone you don’t want to give the respect of calling “mother” - shitty dads get to be “sperm donors”
 
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we are mean here. But not full of shit. You can only really choose one or the other.

I for one am thrilled to know that richard kyanka not only has a horrible life, but also a deformed testicle. Thank you, Logan.
 
Baggywrinkle said:
Lol even with 20 years of “experience” running SA lowtax proves he is so completely incompetent at all aspects of the scenario. No control over anything except where the profits go, and he even fucked that up. How do you learn absolutely nothing over 2 decades? Fuck, how do you end up even dumber than when you started?
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drugs.

I just have this:

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Jeff should put in a shitty blonde wig and massage rich's deformed testicle with his tounge to become the new owner of SA for free.
 
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