🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Cardenio said:
"eOnline 2000 cyberspace World Wide Web Infomation Superhighway 2.0?" LOL Logan people stopped using that phrase before you were born.
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Jeeeeesus. That's Lowtax's sense of humor in a nutshell, and on her LinkedIn, of all places.

Don't take on Lowtax's sense of humor, Logan. There's a damn good reason why absolutely nobody else incorporates his brand of "humor" - because it's fucking terrible.
 
The thing is, Logan, you were a cunt to Ashley when there was zero need to be. You got with Lowtax, a married man and father to a baby, whatever. That home was probably broken well before you arrived on the scene. If not you, it would have been someone else. But you didn't have to be a cunt to Ashley, and you most certainly were, and you were gleeful in being so. That speak volumes about the kind of person you are. What you did to Ashley was utterly classless and cruel. And the same goes for your apologies to her now. They are without an ounce of value because it's always Lowtax to blame for the things you said. No self-reflection at all. Always, "Lowtax bad, Lowtax tricked me into it!"

You cannot trick someone into being classless and cruel unless that poison is already within them.
 
metroid_fetish said:
@Mormon BPD Cokewhore you should definitely keep posting here and have a few beers to unwind after your hard day of work.
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Kiwifarms is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people here. At kiwifarms you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the kwifarms motto, for example, that's how laid back it is here. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
 
Pissmaster said:
Jeeeeesus. That's Lowtax's sense of humor in a nutshell, and on her LinkedIn, of all places.

Don't take on Lowtax's sense of humor, Logan. There's a damn good reason why absolutely nobody else incorporates his brand of "humor" - because it's fucking terrible.
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According to Logan she has been on SA since she was 12, and Lowtax is her "hero". So I can see why she'd ape his humor style.

Also hey Logan, how much did you drink before posting here today?
 
RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
Probably. Just wait.
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That was only two hours ago.

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Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
you guys are so fucken mean lol
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I mean we definitely put a lot of time an effort into posturing like we are, but I can promise you I don't actually think every person I played counter strike with was the oral-fixated homosexual offspring of a cheap hooker I banged the night before the game.

Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
what the fuck am i supposed to say. ugh
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If you've decided to stick around:
Let's start with some background. I'm really curious about your time in LA; I have a relative who is industry adjacent so when looking at what info there is around that time in your life, I've had to do a little of playing the odds. I'd love to hear about this direct from the source.

I'm also very curious about how you fell into Lowtax's direct orbit. Did you contact him or did he contact you? I guess I'm curious how exactly much of a creep Lowtax is now.

Also, we know he has a foot fetish. How big? Is it a casual fancy or all-encompassing?
 
Cardenio said:
She's a now single attractive woman who is DTF losers with money. She is going to be fine.
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Disagree; she's able to float by on "batshit crazy ingénue uwu daddy" for now, because she is still young and decent looking. This act becomes less and less charming over time, as gravity and booze and pills take their physical and mental toll. What certain idiotic men find charming in a 20 year old, isn't quite as fun in a 30 year old, and is abhorrent in a 40+ year old. It's a trope with quickly diminishing returns.

Playing this part also prevents the woman from ever developing real career skills, or has them waking up to that fact far too late. This is how the most fun, charming, zany manic pixie dream girl from college ends up waitressing the night shift in her 60s.

This is your future, Logan.
 
NERF or NOTHIN' said:
According to Logan she has been on SA since she was 12, and Lowtax is her "hero". So I can see why she'd ape his humor style.

Also hey Logan, how much did you drink before posting here today?
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True. She's also stumbling into a persuasion technique, "pacing and leading", which probably helped her sink her claws into Lowtax. It's crazy to see such an obvious gambit on full display, even if it's almost certainly an accident.
 
White Devil said:
They're tainting their browsers with white supremacy TERF cooties or whatever the fuck it is those morons believe.
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All you have to do is go to Settings > Security > Cooties and set "Accept Cooties" to "Never".

Man, I thought Goons were supposed to be good with computers.
 
multiverse said:
Disagree; she's able to float by on "batshit crazy ingénue uwu daddy" for now, because she is still young and decent looking. This act becomes less and less charming over time, as gravity and booze and pills take their physical and mental toll. What certain idiotic men find charming in a 20 year old, isn't quite as fun in a 30 year old, and is abhorrent in a 40+ year old. It's a trope with quickly diminishing returns.

Playing this part also prevents the woman from ever developing real career skills, or has them waking up to that fact far too late. This is how the most fun, charming, zany manic pixie dream girl from college ends up waitressing the night shift in her 60s.

This is your future, Logan.
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Like there's any shame in being a server? Decent ones make $20 an hour, the ones at good locations make twice that if not more. Logan would be a much happier person with a 9 to 5 tipping job then having to be the office pencilsharpener for a bunch nerd nutjobs. Hell she'd probably find a successful gent who'd make her a happy wife.

If her future is going from Something Awful, to YTMND, to Albino Blacksheep she's in for a depressing future.
 
Spunt said:
All you have to do is go to Settings > Security > Cooties and set "Accept Cooties" to "Never".

Man, I thought Goons were supposed to be good with computers.
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Only if you're in one of their GDN discord servers so they can literally spy on and archive everything you say with their authbot.

Because that's not creepy or weird as shit at all.
 
Don't even ask me to figure out what she's rabbiting on about. Maybe she's searching for posts on SA where Lowtax called her the COO to forward to her team of attorneys. (The first and only time I saw her being referred to as a COO was on her own LinkedIn profile and only noticed that like two days ago. )
 

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"Look, here's some toilet paper that says 'ur a COO' written in sharpie on it that Richard gave me. It's documented."

Cardenio said:
Like there's any shame in being a server? Decent ones make $20 an hour, the ones at good locations make twice that if not more. Logan would be a much happier person with a 9 to 5 tipping job then having to be the office pencilsharpener for a bunch nerd nutjobs. Hell she'd probably find a successful gent who'd make her a happy wife.

If her future is going from Something Awful, to YTMND, to Albino Blacksheep she's in for a depressing future.
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If today has shown us anything, she's in for a depressing future no matter what.
 
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