Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Troonologist PhD]

It’s really quite amazing how Tumblr can take something that was already pretty cancerous and make it so stupid and faggy that just going near it gives you radiation poisoning.

Also Aleister Crowley is a pedophile rapist who raped an Egyptian boy because it would grant him magic powers.

One of the only committed, open Satanists to actually make a name for himself. The edgy fedoras should take notes.

It's not just the ancient stuff that's incompatible with their ideology; William Atkinson, a guy who wrote some interesting magic stuff in the early 20th century, wrote this:
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Doesn't seem pretty queer friendly to me smh

He had a vision of Tumblr users?

EDIT: To clarify, I’m not saying pagan revivalism is inherently cancer, but much of the “pagan community” has become cancerous.

 

[Women should die]

Why do trannies and sjw's partake in Paganism so much? Any of the Gods that they worship are looking upon them in distaste and anger. So many people, specifically HU-WHITE MEN that tumblr users hate btw, believed and died for their Gods and Land. Many of which, probably wouldn't have tolerated the trannies, blacks, and in general, the pussies that infest paganism today.

 

[NoReturn]

Why do trannies and sjw's partake in Paganism so much? Any of the Gods that they worship are looking upon them in distaste and anger. So many people, specifically HU-WHITE MEN that tumblr users hate btw, believed and died for their Gods and Land. Many of which, probably wouldn't have tolerated the trannies, blacks, and in general, the pussies that infest paganism today.

From what I've seen recently a LOT of them are into the Greek gods, and I legitimately wonder if that's all they actually know about.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

From what I've seen recently a LOT of them are into the Greek gods, and I legitimately wonder if that's all they actually know about.

My uneducated guess is that the Greek gods where considered attractive to them because modern pop-history says the ancient Greek where super cool with homosexuality, with some legit gay stuff going on with the Gods in some of the stories. Thus the Tumblr crowd sees them as more 'Progressive' in addition to the general familiarity that westerners have with Greek mythology compared to some of the more exotic alternatives.

 

[NoReturn]

My uneducated guess is that the Greek gods where considered attractive to them because modern pop-history says the ancient Greek where super cool with homosexuality, with some legit gay stuff going on with the Gods in some of the stories. Thus the Tumblr crowd sees them as more 'Progressive' in addition to the general familiarity that westerners have with Greek mythology compared to some of the more exotic alternatives.

I wonder also if some of it is tied up in Greek gods being "safe" while other gods could get them accused of cultural appropriation (e.g. A white person worshipping the Loa) or white supremacy (e.g. An American descendant of Irish immigrants worshipping Morrigan).

 

[Meowthkip]

My uneducated guess is that the Greek gods where considered attractive to them because modern pop-history says the ancient Greek where super cool with homosexuality, with some legit gay stuff going on with the Gods in some of the stories. Thus the Tumblr crowd sees them as more 'Progressive' in addition to the general familiarity that westerners have with Greek mythology compared to some of the more exotic alternatives.

I guess all the rape is okay if there's gay involved.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

From what I've seen recently a LOT of them are into the Greek gods, and I legitimately wonder if that's all they actually know about.

Which is ironic because the Greek pagans believed magic and religion were incompatible and they certainly didn’t like witches. Hecate was mostly worshiped for protection against witchcraft. Actual Hellenic recons don’t practice magic for this reason.

My uneducated guess is that the Greek gods where considered attractive to them because modern pop-history says the ancient Greek where super cool with homosexuality, with some legit gay stuff going on with the Gods in some of the stories. Thus the Tumblr crowd sees them as more 'Progressive' in addition to the general familiarity that westerners have with Greek mythology compared to some of the more exotic alternatives.

If they want trannies they should be talking about Mesopotamian paganism. Male priests of Ishtar seemed to be some variation of the “third sex,” which Tumblr pretends was an awesome thing for people labeled as it. Mesopotamian religion was the original Lovecraftian religion. Humans were created to be the gods’ slaves, the gods wiped out everyone with the Flood because we annoyed them and the survivors were an accident, everyone goes to the Hellish Netherworld where they continue to be the gods’ slaves for eternity, and much of the worship involved bizarre sexual rites that squicked out other civilizations. The perfect religion for the headcases of Tumblr.

I guess all the rape is okay if there's gay involved.

Many Tumblrtards are closet or ex-Yaoi fangirls.

 

[Meowthkip]

Many Tumblrtards are closet or ex-Yaoi fangirls.

I am extremely aware of this.

 

[Dysnomia]

Which is ironic because the Greek pagans believed magic and religion were incompatible and they certainly didn’t like witches. Hecate was mostly worshiped for protection against witchcraft. Actual Hellenic recons don’t practice magic for this reason.


If they want trannies they should be talking about Mesopotamian paganism. Male priests of Ishtar seemed to be some variation of the “third sex,” which Tumblr pretends was an awesome thing for people labeled as it. Mesopotamian religion was the original Lovecraftian religion. Humans were created to be the gods’ slaves, the gods wiped out everyone with the Flood because we annoyed them and the survivors were an accident, everyone goes to the Hellish Netherworld where they continue to be the gods’ slaves for eternity, and much of the worship involved bizarre sexual rites that squicked out other civilizations. The perfect religion for the headcases of Tumblr.


Many Tumblrtards are closet or ex-Yaoi fangirls.

With the sheer amount of yaoi fanfics that involve rapey buttsex followed by "true wuv uwu" I can believe this.

 

[Ascendancy0]

From what I've seen recently a LOT of them are into the Greek gods, and I legitimately wonder if that's all they actually know about.

They probably never grew out of their Percy Jackson phase.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

Ooh, I've actually been spending the past week delving through ancient Witchblr drama, and I'm pretty sure that Primrose was in charge of a Witch discord that imploded and earned her her own callout post:

Spoiler: tl;dr - slapfights in the astral

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Imagine being a bloody witch and not using night mode.

Not sure if I'm more into the idea of nazi witches or a new witch burning era. Both definitely have their appeals...

Why not both?

From what I've seen recently a LOT of them are into the Greek gods, and I legitimately wonder if that's all they actually know about.

"Appropiation is ok when I do it". - basic bitch LARPing as wiccan.

Well, now it's my turn to share a spell!!
To get rid of basic bitch white niggers, leave an offering to Kek so he might bring nothing but top-tier lolcows!


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Praise Kek
Rate autistic to charge
Reblog to cast

 

[NoReturn]

Which is ironic because the Greek pagans believed magic and religion were incompatible and they certainly didn’t like witches. Hecate was mostly worshiped for protection against witchcraft. Actual Hellenic recons don’t practice magic for this reason.


If they want trannies they should be talking about Mesopotamian paganism. Male priests of Ishtar seemed to be some variation of the “third sex,” which Tumblr pretends was an awesome thing for people labeled as it. Mesopotamian religion was the original Lovecraftian religion. Humans were created to be the gods’ slaves, the gods wiped out everyone with the Flood because we annoyed them and the survivors were an accident, everyone goes to the Hellish Netherworld where they continue to be the gods’ slaves for eternity, and much of the worship involved bizarre sexual rites that squicked out other civilizations. The perfect religion for the headcases of Tumblr.


Many Tumblrtards are closet or ex-Yaoi fangirls.

Plz provide Mesopotamian flood story. I see a lot online and don't know which are reliable representations of the original.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Spoiler: Long witchy rants from Anon

Read bottom up for chronilogical order, I'll be posting bottom first.

Caw and Order Tumblr
Archive
(They're all asks, so it isn't the actual blog saying these things.)

Spoiler: Putting Dad in Timeout (With Magic)

Chaotic nb witch Tumblr
Archive

Spoiler: Sh*tsnake

Are those the color of Kiwi Pride?
Quite Nikia Tumblr
Archive
Check it out if you think its a parody.

Spoiler: A servitor to support rape victims

The Timber Witch Tumblr
Archive

 

[NoReturn]

Spoiler: Long witchy rants from Anon

Read bottom up for chronilogical order, I'll be posting bottom first.
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Caw and Order Tumblr
Archive
(They're all asks, so it isn't the actual blog saying these things.)

Spoiler: Putting Dad in Timeout (With Magic)

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Chaotic nb witch Tumblr
Archive

Spoiler: Sh*tsnake

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Are those the color of Kiwi Pride?
Quite Nikia Tumblr
Archive
Check it out if you think its a parody.

Spoiler: A servitor to support rape victims

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The Timber Witch Tumblr
Archive

Shit, I actually agree with one of these. Specifically the "beware of memetic hazards" thing. Only because "tulpamancy" is a thing and it's basically self-induced psychosis: The Mystical, Mind-Sharing Lives of Tulpamancers

 

[Meowthkip]

I like that person sending all those asks getting really fucking mad about people saying bullshit about magic while missing the larger point that magic isn't fucking real.

THE WOMB WIZARD HAS BEEN CALLED OUT.

 

[NoReturn]

I like that person sending all those asks getting really fucking mad about people saying bullshit about magic while missing the larger point that magic isn't fucking real.

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THE WOMB WIZARD HAS BEEN CALLED OUT.

Wait I've seen this all before! https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sephirothslave-and-bonitaprime.2909/

 

[whitepumpkin]

The bane of my existence. Witchsona's.

Spoiler: uWu Comfy Witches

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These are the types of girls who wouldn't know Low Bush Cranberry from Bearberry, be able to start a fire even with a damn strike-anywhere match, and be out of breath after 5 minutes in the woods. Witchblr loves drawings themselves surrounded by plants and rocks but it's always shit you have to buy (not very communist of them) and always just generic 'greenery'. No defined plant that isn't a common herb or any knowledge of interest in native flora and fauna. It's all aesthetics to how 'nature-conscious' they are, along with being dumpy, ugly, and quirkily reading a book.

Then they junk up every damn tag on every website with their 'knitwitchcore' aesthetic and shit so you have to download blockers just to get one proper damn tincture recipe that doesn't include period blood or 'moon water'.

 

[NoReturn]

The bane of my existence. Witchsona's.

Spoiler: uWu Comfy Witches

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These are the types of girls who wouldn't know Low Bush Cranberry from Bearberry, be able to start a fire even with a damn strike-anywhere match, and be out of breath after 5 minutes in the woods. Witchblr loves drawings themselves surrounded by plants and rocks but it's always shit you have to buy (not very communist of them) and always just generic 'greenery'. No defined plant that isn't a common herb or any knowledge of interest in native flora and fauna. It's all aesthetics to how 'nature-conscious' they are, along with being dumpy, ugly, and quirkily reading a book.

Then they junk up every damn tag on every website with their 'knitwitchcore' aesthetic and shit so you have to download blockers just to get one proper damn tincture recipe that doesn't include period blood or 'moon water'.

I see you also encountered the "green witch" concept. Ah yes, green witches, because if you can grow one plant you can grow all plants! Surrounded by plants!

 

[DatBepisTho]

Ngl I do love me some witchsonas, even the kawaii aesthetic ones have had some nice art...but I especially like it when there's the rare witchsona with clear language of flowers/plant symbolism/grimoire herb garden shit because there's a chance that that one's done some research and learned something.

 

[Meowthkip]

The bane of my existence. Witchsona's.

Spoiler: uWu Comfy Witches

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These are the types of girls who wouldn't know Low Bush Cranberry from Bearberry, be able to start a fire even with a damn strike-anywhere match, and be out of breath after 5 minutes in the woods. Witchblr loves drawings themselves surrounded by plants and rocks but it's always shit you have to buy (not very communist of them) and always just generic 'greenery'. No defined plant that isn't a common herb or any knowledge of interest in native flora and fauna. It's all aesthetics to how 'nature-conscious' they are, along with being dumpy, ugly, and quirkily reading a book.

Then they junk up every damn tag on every website with their 'knitwitchcore' aesthetic and shit so you have to download blockers just to get one proper damn tincture recipe that doesn't include period blood or 'moon water'.

Honestly I dig the art, it's the only thing in this thread that I'm actually down with.