🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Two things from this:
  • Rich is blasted.
  • The picture of the black woman smiling on the phone is such a great set piece for this video. As I am watching the video, I am picturing my face behind him just laughing my ass off that Lowtax finally got what he deserved.
 
JCM if this doesn’t reignite your passion for the farms nothing will.
It's only just beginning too. Whatever happens with SA is going to cause years of ultra aspergers power struggling and playing NKVD with each other as the userbase fractures into even more terminally online groups.
It's going to be internet drama like the days of old, a shining example of actual lolcows in a sea of boring youtube podcasts whining at each other
 
Remember when Lowtax guested on RiffTrax? Currently they are bringing in at least $1M/year. Another opportunity for stable employment in the humor industry burned by his unreliability.

Remember his enormous gun collection? Do you think he's already sold it or just stopped talking about it because it woul offend SA's current politics?
 
A Henrik Ibsen quote from the play "An Enemy of the People" (I can recommend reading the whole thing, it's a great read).

"The most dangerous enemy of truth and freedom amongst us is the compact majority--yes, the damned compact Liberal majority--that is it! Now you know! (Tremendous uproar. Most of the crowd are shouting, stamping and hissing".

 
tl;dr Lowtax has been storing people's cc info in plain text
That's unlikely. Lowtax uses Authorize.net as a payment gateway. This is a Visa property that I have also used. Any transaction that Something Awful processes is not going to be stored on the server. It will be stored on Authorize.net. This information is usually the last four of your card, its expiry date, your billing address, etc. It is very easy to manually cross-check this information.

The last time we processed any information directly associated with the forum was back when the site was still the CWCki Forums and you could pay for T&H with PayPal. For the merchandise, that same information is stored with Authorize.net, but I have absolutely no way of knowing what t-shirts are going to what forum users. I prefer knowing as little as possible about users.

Lowtax will absolutely have the billing information of every single person who has ever bought an account on Something Awful. I don't know if Authorize.net has a limit in how long it keeps records.
 
Looks like they're getting rid of Burt Sexual, seeings how he couldn't check himself out properly.

I wonder if Lowtax is going to use that "bedridden" excuse as to why he's skated out of responding, this whole time. Like he thought that shit up yesterday afternoon, and figured he could run with that for an excuse, and figured on running a stream last night because he couldn't wait until Sunday to get the cover story out there.

Lying liar gonna lie.
 
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tl;dr Lowtax has been storing people's cc info in plain text
I think I remember hearing about this before? Honestly, looking at the purchase pages for SA it would't surprise me.

Their CC expiration field is really strange, where you have to actually type in the / in the date your self rather than just having seperate fields for month and year.
 
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