🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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DarkAlien said:
What's her face is encouraging him
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It's different because the fan drawing art of someone isn't going to sue who they are a fan of for looking like their drawing. If someone writes a song for a singer/band and then that singer/band acknowledges the song or accepts it, then comes out with their own song that sounds similar to the fan's song, the fan can sue the singer/band for theft of intellectual property. If this girl is not a troll and is really encouraging Shit-lips, then she's as stupid as he is.

One thing I loved about Russ' new lolsuit during Racket's stream was Russ going on about the "unsolicited" music angle and how Swift had accepted them in the past. As Nick pointed out, all of Russhole's examples were either covers of Swift's own songs or were SOLICITED by Taylor. None of those songs were original creations. He's just so fucking BAD at this. How can anyone be so severely clueless and still be able to go outside unsupervised and not get run over by a bus?

Fuck My Life said:
In all seriousness do you think Russel is a virgin? If not then do you think he paid for it?
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Oh yes, Russ is still a virgin. He's holding out for a nice LDS/Mormon girl to come along so they can get married and take each other's virginity. He even wrote a whole self-published book about how important waiting until marriage is.
 
Fuck My Life said:
In all seriousness do you think Russel is a virgin? If not then do you think he paid for it?
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I'm a bit of a Russpiracy Theorist and I believe both. I think Russ has paid many prostitutes but never actually managed to shag one.

He thinks vaginas are smooth inside, and that first timers fuck for 30-mins to an hour before nutting for a solid minute. He's a virg, and I stand by my conviction that at most he's had him his penis sucked (condom on).
 
Cogsworth 2: Overclock said:
I'm a bit of a Russpiracy Theorist and I believe both. I think Russ has paid many prostitutes but never actually managed to shag one.

He thinks vaginas are smooth inside, and that first timers fuck for 30-mins to an hour before nutting for a solid minute. He's a virg, and I stand by my conviction that at most he's had him his penis sucked (condom on).
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I'm of the opinion that he isn't a virgin. While he's certainly an unreliable narrator, he does mention how he never felt more cared about than when he went to the Bunny Ranch for the first time. He exaggerated how long the sex lasted but he wouldn't keep going back if he wasn't getting the service he wanted. He sued Murphy the hooker for not having sex with him but he didn't sue the other hookers on his "more trips to the brothels than he can count." He must've done the deed at least once.
 
Well, the butternut's HANDS and possibly several crusty socks have been broken in.
Also: @TheGreatCitracett Thank you for delivering a belly laugh with the WOO HOO HOO mating call. Shit is BAD when the Shaggs, Mrs. Miller, and Dora Fucking Hall have more musical talent than the butternut squash.



 
WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
He exaggerated how long the sex lasted but he wouldn't keep going back if he wasn't getting the service he wanted.
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Agreed that he is not a virgin, and this exaggeration is such a teenager thing to try to brag about. "Look, ladies, I can last this long in bed with a prostitute, imagine what I can do for you!" As if we needed more evidence that his mental development halted in highschool...

No bragging as far as I know about how gigantic of a penis he totally has, but it may very well happen someday.
 
Best part is what sounds like the tail end of another instrument right in the first second. There's probably a better way to describe that, but I'm no music guy like Russ.
 
Poop Chute said:
I can’t get over how this sounds like the into to a 90’s sitcom.
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Cringe doesn't even begin to describe...

He wants to see her smile? Just pick up a magazine or look up a fucking picture on the internet.

EDIT: Butternut could really make his AGT and this video POP!! By collabing with David Stone. He could do the Tard Haka in the background.
 
Maybe all the spray tanning is an attempt at a new image? He’s going for the mocha man saggy pants thug look now he’s a hardcore criminal?
 
TractorGirl said:
Maybe all the spray tanning is an attempt at a new image? He’s going for the mocha man saggy pants thug look now he’s a hardcore criminal?
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'Allo Tays!

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Cogsworth 2: Overclock said:
I'm a bit of a Russpiracy Theorist and I believe both. I think Russ has paid many prostitutes but never actually managed to shag one.

He thinks vaginas are smooth inside, and that first timers fuck for 30-mins to an hour before nutting for a solid minute. He's a virg, and I stand by my conviction that at most he's had him his penis sucked (condom on).
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He probably got so excited about shagging a hooker he rubbed one out an hour before seeing her. Also this was years ago when he was likely on bipolar meds, which are known for delaying orgasm. Of all the claims he’s made I don’t doubt this one, but I think it just makes it look like something is wrong with him instead of making him look like a stud.
 
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