🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[nohull]

Someone posted on SA a couple of days ago that they'd be willing to give lowtax $150,000 for Something Awful. I think that seems fair, since the Patreon was yielding 100k a year and could do so again with some luck and the right marketing.

Patreon donations are largely based on altruistic intenctions by thankful and generous people or simps, that's to say, social capital not economic one, I fail to see how a literal who is going to be able to replicate Lowt's success in the platform when said literal who has clearly a for-profit motivation.
Goons weren't seeing this as a business, they were seeing it, to use Josh's word, as a "cooperative effort", you can't run that as you would run any other enterprise, or you can... depends if Goons are financially cucked and self-hating enough.

Is 'gaming garbage' a something awful thing or lowtax's own project? I know separating the two is a bit arbitrary but I wouldn't have assumed this YouTube channel and the patreon would be included in any deal.

Same thing goes for Gaming Garbage.

 

[Godbert Manderville]

I‘m really hoping Lowtax goes on the Dick show, mounts his defense against psycho bitches and then invites all the dickheads to join the forums. Mount a hostile takeover of his own forums.

True story, I really want to watch/hear this thing but I don't know what it is, so I highlighted "Dick show" in your post and was about to right-click search Google before the realisation hit that it might not be the best idea.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I think it’s safe to say Richard isn’t talking to a lawyer if he’s going to on an internet show and talk about how definitely didn’t hit a bitch and even if he did she is crazy and deserved it.

 

[assdick42069]

I have word that he's been encouraged to do so by his lawyer, Leonard Crabs Esq.

 

[Beavis]

the patreon has been stalled at $1,733 the last few hours. I think it finally stops dropping around $1,500. Lowtax will refuse to shut it down.

 

[sperginity]

Usually you have to pay a mercenary army so just turning off the $10 feature seems like a no brainer for his purposes. Im pretty sure the dickheads would all jump at the chance to invade such a sacred internet safe space.

Take SA to old school Lord of the Flies forum rules.

Bending to the purity and tone police destroyed SA. He might as well try to take the opposite approach and see if he can salvage anything, he‘s got nothing to lose now.

he could turn SA into a men's rights activism forum. They haven't been burned by him so they won't mind giving him $$$ and there will be a bunch of sensitive troons to bully.

 

[northstar747]

I think it’s safe to say Richard isn’t talking to a lawyer if he’s going to on an internet show and talk about how definitely didn’t hit a bitch and even if he did she is crazy and deserved it.

I doubt he's gonna go through with the show.

 

[Thumb Butler]

you can't run that as you would run any other enterprise, or you can... depends if Goons are financially cucked and self-hating enough.

So... nothing will change?

 

[Sabrina]

And messages like that from logan to richard prove....he's into....shit

Also for some reason the idea of that kinda role play just has me seeing logan as wanting a bicycle and richard runs a bike shop and is gonna give her a ice cream sunday...but she cant tell her parents.

I want to see these texts so damn bad. I believe that they're real and he's also pulling the classic "I was never attracted to that bitch anyway, she basically raped me," ex-bf bullshit with the "texts are totally one-sided" claim. I'm sure they'll VINDICATE Richard just like Ashli's police reports did, no way they'd actually just prove he's into gross pedo play shit. What the fuck is he going to claim to expect when he's purposefully looking for women half his age that he could, you know, be old enough to be her daddy.

Thanks for the help. I got all of that stuff added into my post.

Does anyone have wedding/divorce dates for Megan and also Ashli? I remember someone posting in here a timeline showing that he's jumping into bed with someone new at basically every opportunity that he gets.

I'm also looking for sources for Ashli's immigration issues where Lowtax said that he keeps her documents in a safe (where she can't access them) and all the fuckery that goes with that.

And again for people who missed it, I'm trying to get a new OP section written up w/ receipts so we can update the OP with all his wacky wifebeatin' shenanigans. Help getting sections more filled out would be great.

Yeah this stuff is all public record, check out the divorce thread Null made and you can pull the date he broke up with Integral from the SA front page post about it.

Supposedly Megan's was a shotgun wedding, whereas Ashli married LowT for some reason and THEN got knocked up. There's definitely screenshots in this thread of him talking about keeping Ashli's papers locked up so she couldn't even take them when she left.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

SA was overvalued and the bubble has popped. This really isn't just about Lowtax. This isn't anything truly new.

 

[sperginity]

I want to see these texts so damn bad. I believe that they're real and he's also pulling the classic "I was never attracted to that bitch anyway, she basically raped me," ex-bf bullshit with the "texts are totally one-sided" claim. I'm sure they'll VINDICATE Richard just like Ashli's police reports did, no way they'd actually just prove he's into gross pedo play shit. What the fuck is he going to claim to expect when he's purposefully looking for women half his age that he could, you know, be old enough to be her daddy.

all it proves to me is that someone probably molested logan as a child or adolescent. Gross abusive guys and sex abuse victims are the majority of people who engage in dd/lg. Either that or it was part of some weird ironic joke shit, their sense of humor is cringe enough to allow for such a possibility.

 

[Never Scored]

This would only work if Lowtax actually turns off the cost of buying new accounts for a few days or so.

They pay to post in Dick's discord, don't they?

 

[In Memoriam]

all it proves to me is that someone probably molested logan as a child or adolescent. Gross abusive guys and sex abuse victims are the majority of people who engage in dd/lg. Either that or it was part of some weird ironic joke shit, their sense of humor is cringe enough to allow for such a possibility.

im sure that’s how he’ll try to spin it. Just a joke bro! No way am I attracted to young blond damaged girls who idolize me and allow me to dominate them totally. No way!

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I think it’s safe to say Richard isn’t talking to a lawyer if he’s going to on an internet show and talk about how definitely didn’t hit a bitch and even if he did she is crazy and deserved it.

Naw, his lawyer, Leonard J. Crabs, strongly advised him to do so. Said he saw something like it on an episode of Better Call Saul.

 

[Hot Dog]

Y'all think this is the biggest patreon drop ever in terms of revenue lost per time? I don't think I've ever seen anyone go broke so fast.

 

[T-800]

True story, I really want to watch/hear this thing but I don't know what it is, so I highlighted "Dick show" in your post and was about to right-click search Google before the realisation hit that it might not be the best idea.

Try thedickshow.com

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

I estimate he WILL dump the forums, he'll just let the gaming garbage patreon deflate on its own as the remaining people still subscribed return from vacations or comatose slumbers or whatever and withdraw their support as well, and he'll file for bankruptcy to wipe out the debt. Bougie lawyer mom will be there to ensure he signs the right forms, gets judged by family friends, and will wipe his chin and burp him whenever necessary. That's what I figure is next.

 

[Beavis]

I estimate he WILL dump the forums, he'll just let the gaming garbage patreon deflate on its own as the remaining people still subscribed return from vacations or comatose slumbers or whatever and withdraw their support as well, and he'll file for bankruptcy to wipe out the debt. Bougie lawyer mom will be there to ensure he signs the right forms, gets judged by family friends, and will wipe his chin and burp him whenever necessary. That's what I figure is next.

I imagine shuttering his patreon will be part of the deal to sell. Unless you mean he will just kill the site and let the patreon become a zombie.

 

[White Devil]

I estimate he WILL dump the forums, he'll just let the gaming garbage patreon deflate on its own as the remaining people still subscribed return from vacations or comatose slumbers or whatever and withdraw their support as well, and he'll file for bankruptcy to wipe out the debt. Bougie lawyer mom will be there to ensure he signs the right forms, gets judged by family friends, and will wipe his chin and burp him whenever necessary. That's what I figure is next.

I almost hope this is what actually happens just to see the troons and silver spoon leftists rage that he got off scot-free.

 

[BlueSpark]