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This. This has to be some of the most autistic, Terry Davis/Time Cube level craziness I've ever seen.

Behold: Joseph Gregory Hallett: The Rightful King of England!


Seriously, this guy deserves his own thread. He has a website where he claims that he is the rightful King of England through the line of Anne Boleyn, who faked her execution and "bred" another child who turned out to be Sir Walter Raleigh and... you get the gist.

 
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7HzfVe893j-5UfGiBYp7TmNx_KBmbGkm

Not sure it quite fits in here but this is six hours of some of the densest exceptionalism I've ever seen. The playlist is in reverse for some reason. It starts with episode 1.

tl;dw: A 40+ year old nutcase living with his wife and mother larping as a youtube journalist mafioso doesn't get a birthday stream invite from his streaming buddies and dedicates years to trying and failing to gayop and dox everyone within a few degrees of those involved.
 
I clicked "Show all replies" expecting people to mention how weird the OP was. I was mistaken.
WWE comment sections are fucking horrifying.
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place your bets kiwis, do think she’s A: doing it as way to awareness of Japanese LGBT+ youth, or B: as a form of slactavism because I’m “TrAnS UWU!”? Yea, it’s definitely the later.
 
Okay, update on Connor Murphy.

He's on day 8 out of his 40 day fast.

He just had a phone call from from a Mental health service worker.

https://youtu.be/hI6nYOp09kk - Time stamp 1:37:20

He pretty much had a meltdown on the phone. Spoke a bunch of nonsense about being spiritual, and that he feels the best he has ever felt. How he faked being mentally ill to recreate Jesus Christ or something. Something about Jim Carrey being a Jesus figure. He spoke about how he reached the perfect life in terms of wealth and success, and that he was still unhappy. So that's why he became spiritual.

He refused to give out his address, or any private information to the Mental health worker.

No doubt the Police will come knocking. Holy fuck, this is really escalating. Not sure if I should make a thread or not, but man this is entertaining. This is the next Etika meltdown.

He's livestreaming right now here: https://youtu.be/uperpr4ew64
and then he made an explanation later! Even included it into the video.

 

Late Night Crew is starting to eat itself. (:_(

It sounds like LNC wants to move on without Cry. They're pulling the same thing PKA did in removing the founder, Wings. In this case, Snake and whomever else that's still in the crew still are more then justified in removing Cry, and moving on to do better. It also sounds like Snake wants to have Cry removed from Twitch, and, honestly, it might be the best thing for Cry to be D/Ced, cause it's painfully clear he needs to get help, and sitting in front of a computer and complaining to teenage girls about suicidology REALLY ISN'T FUCKING GOOD.
 
It sounds like LNC wants to move on without Cry. They're pulling the same thing PKA did in removing the founder, Wings. In this case, Snake and whomever else that's still in the crew still are more then justified in removing Cry, and moving on to do better. It also sounds like Snake wants to have Cry removed from Twitch, and, honestly, it might be the best thing for Cry to be D/Ced, cause it's painfully clear he needs to get help, and sitting in front of a computer and complaining to teenage girls about suicidology REALLY ISN'T FUCKING GOOD.
I believe that's what they're going to try to do after the situation is sorted. Russ is taking some time away from the internet and Snake expressed discomfort at the idea of immediately going back into a "professional group setting" like LNC.
 
Haven’t seen this guy talked about on here, so I thought I’d bring it up. This guy is best known for posting videos like: 2C4A1CBC-6226-411C-AC3C-6AA6C914672F.jpeg
He had a shitfit because of people making fun of him and his reddit-tier content, criticizing people for using foul language (making it more obvious that he is a literal child). He’s made all of his content private since
 
So I watched between a Centrist and Brit Nationalist, and the centrist decided do an exceptional batman skit in the middle of the debate :story:


Haven’t seen this guy talked about on here, so I thought I’d bring it up. This guy is best known for posting videos like:View attachment 1407795
He had a shitfit because of people making fun of him and his reddit-tier content, criticizing people for using foul language (making it more obvious that he is a literal child). He’s made all of his content private since
Good Riddance, I always found wojak shit to be bottom of the barrel garbage.
 
These rambling textwall essays are a serious problem. If I wanted to read a book I would read a book, not the YouTube comment section. I wonder if these people think they're going to get lots of upvotes, because they must not care that no one will read all of that shit.
 
I had these for a while on my drive, a bit old but better late than never
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This dude doesn't have just a chip on his shoulder. He has the whole fucking packet. Was this deluded freak's only source of information a pan-africanist instagram page? Does he even know what other cultures were capable of, and even if he waved them off what they would have done if they were in the same position? The reason we pay so much attention to what European nations do is because their actions were recorded. Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if he believes that every culture sat around a campfire singing kumbaya before de ebil whitey came. Oh fucking please, the way he thinks is condescending to others, for fuck's sake. Like a typical fundamentalist he applies biblical judgement to every fucking country ever. Are my ancestors subject to the same judgement for eating prawn and pork?

"The majority of Asians hate you" do you see what you're saying, Mike? When the Chinese, Koreans and Japanese think of English, they think of it as an "International" language, and the gateway to the rest of the world. Hell, Japanese scholars used to go by the motto "Western science and Eastern ethics". The thing is, Mike, in our civilized world, race is hardly the first thing on our minds. It's wealth. Given the absolute shitshow that China is like, it's no wonder that my grandfather got his ass out in the 50s and made it big in Kenya, and to this day he acts more English than the whites whom he interacts with! It's almost as though you believe that holocaust-level atrocities were inflicted upon every country in the world in the past century. The same goes for most Asian immigrants I know IRL. More western than the westerners themselves. Do you know how presumptuous you sound, Mike, projecting your baseless race hatred upon my entire fucking people? Look, man. Consider this after a nice tall glass of water. We Asians - we all have opinions, biases, individual inclinations, all of which you've dismissed, just so you can score some shots against someone else.

Since our own Anglosphere mishmash of a culture is derived from Europe it's only right as the most powerful civilization that we acknowledge our own failings so that we learn from them. Not use them as an excuse to stew in hatred for the descendants of the perpetrators! The problem with Mike's thinking is that he straight-up assumes that entire ethnicities and cultures share his opinion on what entire ethnicities do, like every group is a single monumental individual. It's yet to occur to him that most people don't fit into his ridiculously oversimplified and zealous worldview. But then again, I suspect he is a Black Israelite. Nothing gets people whipped up like religion.

By his logic, I ought to be crying out for the blood of the Japanese, given what they did to my great-grandparents in China. But I don't! Because what they did has no bearing on my life today. And besides, they've learned to be a better country in the meanwhile. You've got a chance, Mike. Keep your squabbles on a personal level. Also, your ancestors hadChristianity forced upon them by white missionaries. Keep that in mind, and don't forget it.

Lately I've seen this nabob hanging around on fantasy ASMR videos. If you see his channel, he says he's 14 years old. Usually, most of us would keep that secret and never post anything about ourselves using that account. But this kid, hear me out, regularly engages in extremely long undertale crossover roleplays in the comment sections.... with himself.

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Well... this is some way for a curious 14-year-old to explore his sexuality. He posts really often, and lurks like the autistic Justin Y of ASMR videos. God damn it, when it comes to writing, he's driven. These three comments are just a little bit of the autistic avalanche that Kirby is responsible for, if you pieced them all together like you would with Lovecraft's stories you'd frankenstein an entire bloody novel together. Let's just hope he never lets slip his real name. His school life would never get worse.
 
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OfflineTV Removed Fedmyster (A) after Yvonne, his former channel partner, posted a Twitlong going into both hers and Lily's accusations that Fed sexually harassed them.

Lily made her own twitlong, but attempted to delete it, only for an LSF user to copypaste it

Toggle navigation TwitLonger LilyPichu lily · @LilyPichu 28th Jun 2020 from TwitLonger

my story I debated writing this for a very long time.

My relationship ended with George in May 2017. It was not the best relationship and I went through a lot of stuff during that time period as well. He has since apologized and we have found closure.

I went to an event and met up with Chris there. I told him everything that had happened in my previous relationship. Chris took it upon himself to immediately call up friends. That same night, while George was out, we gathered up all my things and swiftly moved everything to the offlinetv house. I remember feeling a little scared, nervous, and sad.

That's roughly when I joined offlinetv. Chris offered up his room for me as well, and he became my manager. I was so grateful, and I still am, to this day, for introducing me to what I consider a second family. I enjoyed his company and I felt like I had someone genuinely looking out for me. It was all very new and exciting. I felt myself getting better and better every day since the break up.

That same month, Chris gave me an opportunity for a sponsorship in Taiwan. I wanted to know who else would go. He told me Scarra would go as well, so I agreed to the sponsorship. A week before flying out to Taiwan, I found out Scarra couldn't go, but I had already signed the contract.

Chris and I flew to Taiwan by ourselves. Nevertheless, I found the opportunity exciting. I was vlogging. We went to night markets. We had good food. And we drank one night.

When it was time to go back, we dropped our friend off, and headed to our hotel rooms. I was very drunk, and so was he. I tried looking for my hotel card key and couldn't find it, so he said to just come over to his room, which was right next door.

I went to his room instead, and he told me I could rest for while on his bed. I agreed, and laid down.

This is really hard to write.

I remember the lights turning off, and I remember him taking off his pants. I remember him next to me, legs and arms wrapped around me. It was like that for hours. I remember his legs were hairy and I remember how disgusted I felt.

In the morning, he acted like nothing was wrong. I was confused. I messaged my closest friends at the time crying, because it felt wrong and weird. I got depressed again. He noticed something felt off and messaged me first, claiming he did not remember much because he was drunk. We exchanged a few emails. I told him how disappointed and sad I was. He told me he was in a long distance relationship, he was engaged, and he was going through problems too.

The flight back was silent.

The house had no idea why I avoided Chris after that. Why I could never make eye contact with him without cringing because I vividly remembered that night. I changed my manager because I couldn't stand looking at him. I didn't know what to do. I was new there. I thought if I pushed it down, I could get over it. I didn't want to cause problems.

He called a house meeting one day in June. I remember I was shaking. I was anxious. I wanted to know if he was going to tell the truth to everyone. We all sat down, and I still couldn't meet eye contact. He announced his tattoo. He was going to quit drinking forever and wanted everyone to know. He didn't say anything else. It didn't make me feel much better, to be honest.

I went to his wedding that summer. I played piano there. I became friends with Pecca afterward, and I lived with the discomfort and guilt for years. I secretly celebrated when he announced he was going to move out.

When Albert cheated on me November of last year, I spiraled into depression again. A week later, I was still hurting very badly. I drank one night. Fed came into my room and asked if I wanted a massage. I agreed. He massaged my legs, from my feet to my upper thighs. He came to my room again, drunk, and laid on my bed. He said he liked me. He started to visit me a lot. I was confused because I always saw Fed as a good friend, and it hadn't even been two weeks since Albert cheated on me.

I gently shut him down, and started to avoid him for the next few weeks because I felt a little uncomfortable. He eventually got over it, and asked me not to tell anyone.

When the incident with Yvonne happened, I admit I minimized that too at first. To acknowledge the severity of it would force me to acknowledge what had happened to me as well with Chris. And I couldn't deny Fed had a questionable history with girls in our circle. I didn't want to confront the fact that our good friend would be capable of this. I didn't want to bring up more problems.

I see in retrospect, I have a habit of minimizing things that happen to me or even my friends. When Albert cheated on me, I initially wanted to keep that a secret to protect him. I have always seen offlinetv as a family, which is why it hurts a lot to type this out. I've seen the amount of hate Albert received, and I don't want anyone to go through that. But Yvonne's feelings and experiences are valid, and I don't want to invalidate them.

I've been reminded constantly of my own experiences these past few weeks and I feel like I've always tried to protect people to keep the peace. It bubbles up, relentlessly, again and again, and now it's all out, for good or bad. It hurts because I still care about Fed. Sometimes I live with residual sadness and resentment from the past and sometimes, I'm just not strong enough.

I wish I had said this sooner so I didn't have to bottle in so much bitterness over the years. I had friends to support me but I was too afraid and cautious back then. I hope by doing this I can fully move on with a clean slate and perhaps give perspective to others who may be going through similar things.

Thank you for reading.

Edit: For context regarding Lily's story

George = HotshotGG, former League pro and owner of CLG, also Lily's ex from back in the day.

Chris = Chris Chan, former Offline TV manager and founder.

Chris, around this time, posted a vauge tweet

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Decided to repost my post here from Community Happenings, cause OfflineTV is also on YouTube. TLDR; two of the members of OTV came forward and accuse one member of sexual harrassment, and had them removed from their shared house.

Edit: had to add this screen cap, regarding Lily's experience with Chris Chan, their former channel manager, and his wife's response.
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Essentially it boils down to "Lily we've discussed this before, why are you bringing it up again?"
 
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I'm surprised there isn't a megathread regarding all the alleged sexual assault committed by content creators

The Method scandal alone is well worth a thread. Shit is fucked up.
 
Apparently this guy is still making videos
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This guy always came off as annoying to me.
I thought he was annoying too, but when his stupid "STAN HAS A SECRET BROTHER NAMED STANLEY!!!1" theory that he was forcing into all of his videos turned out to actually be true, I just didn't know what to believe anymore
Was it a fluke? Or did he seriously figure out a major plotpoint from the last quarter of the series over a year in advance, just from a license plate that was only onscreen in a few shots?
 
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