💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Not a damned thing. Probably hiding in a meat cellar or something until Father's day blows over
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Lol from the angle of that photo, I bet Jack is sitting in the patio section of the store using the furniture that's supposed to be on display. I wager he even eats on the tables, too; white trash at its finest
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Or he's a manlet
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It's probably both since I know he's short.
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This is absolutely retarded. I do most of my shopping at Sam's Club and the lines there are just as long as the ones at every other supermarket I've ever been to. He has literally no reason to be complaining about this shit.
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plus those "scan and go" apps cannot be used for alcohol as far as i know
but of course jack wouldn't know that since he and tammy are teetotalers
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There's no way he's not in one of the store's mobility scooters. He can't even turn around in his own kitchen without swaying like a damn weeble wobble.
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Anyone ever seen this?
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That explains why he shills this thing so much.
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He really fumbled the bag. First he's on TV and has articles on him, now he barely goes over 10k views.
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Too bad Father's day was a bust. I thought Jack would at least make a Father's day-themed video, but he didn't even do that. Wouldn't a Father's day vid bring him in at least some sort of new audience? Why pass on an opportunity like that and go for an upcoming 'Disney themed recipe' like he teased on the livestream?
I don't understand Jack.
I don't understand Jack.
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Father’s Day dinner was, of course, delivered. I guess Junior couldn’t be arsed to hand-deliver a burrito to the wendigo. Jack bitches about portions and sizes.
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The food looks fine. This is a 3 star meal?
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There apparently weren't 18,000 calories in it or maybe he didn't get an entire gallon of ranch sauce (adulterated with the chef's sperm) to dip it in.
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There are a few things to unpack in Jack's review here:
1. He's bitching about "slender" chicken wings. I do not know what he's talking about. Those wings look normal to me and I'm sure they'd taste alright.
2. He talks about the place having a pizza cutting problem. Just cut it yourself if you have a problem with how they cut it, fatass. You could even have Junior do it if you're too lazy to do it yourself.
3. The slices at Pitchfork Pizza are "one bite" according to Jack. Anything is probably going to be "one bite" if you have a huge fucking greasy maw instead of a normal sized mouth like the rest of us do.
4. He says that there aren't enough toppings on the pizzas. There are certainly enough toppings even if they aren't distributed that great (but no one gives a shit about that, you'll get uneven toppings at almost any pizza place).