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- May 31, 2020
Picture yourself on a beach. Warm breeze. Sun on your face. Then you see it clattering toward you. Terrifying rictus grin. "Aaaaare you ssssssssstaring at my bounsssssy tittiesssssss?"
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She'd turn into living human jerky.Makes you wonder. Since she has so little actual skin stretched over her bones, which would happen first? Would her skin produce any melanin, or would the sunlight start bleaching her bones?
Who am I kidding, bleach it is. Melanin production would cause her to gain weight.
Don’t do Honda like that mate.Ashley already stars in her own anime
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Seagull would probably carry her offShe'd turn into living human jerky.
With that sea salt air, the hot sun, and the lack of moisture and fat in her body- perfect for turning into jerky.
I take offence to that- my kind has far better taste.Seagull would probably carry her off
That skeleton looks fatter and healthier than Ashley.Ashley already stars in her own anime
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Wait, there's a library open somewhere!? Of all the things on hold I miss the library the most.She’d probably be warm for the first time in years on a hot, sandy beach though.
She needs donations to go to a library? Seems like the handicapped bus she takes to go to the Target children’s section could take a library trip.
I'm certain a Golden Eagle could.Seagull would probably carry her off
At this point, a sparrow would be able to move her a few feet.I'm certain a Golden Eagle could.
She can't be insulating the usual conclusion of that sentence can she? I.e. 'You only have yourself to blame'?YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF
I'm certain a Golden Eagle could.
You give her too much credit. She will move if you just blow at her.At this point, a sparrow would be able to move her a few feet.