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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Daario Naharis said:
Sorry to double post, is it weird that I'm spoilering my tangents? I figure it just looks a bit better than going way off topic and jumping back in.

Also, I really want to know - How old is MovieBob?
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From his book said:
Mario and I were “born” the same year, 1981 (I’m about 5 ½ months older,) and as such I don’t really remember a world without him.
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Which probably makes him about 33 years old. Pretty depressing.
 

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Saney said:
His book getting ripped to shreds.
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I've been reading through this MST'ing of his book off and on for a few days. I think the thing that irks me the most is that he went into incomprehensibly autistic detail about every single item and enemy and still managed to forget the giant fish that tries to eat you on the water levels. Nope, he made sure to get all the obscure enemies like the "Lava Lotus" and the Kuribo's Shoe, and even itemized out the baby Goombas and Bloopers, but he left out what was probably one of the most iconic enemies in the game. What a shitty book.
 
I actually do like some of his videos. the short videos where he talks about different things, especially shlocktober
but his other stuff just bores me to tears
 
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Bob manages to be thunderously arrogant and supremely cowardly at the same time.

He constantly brings up straw man arguments when talking to himself in his videos and on twitter, but he never has the balls to actually engage in any kind of intelligent or structured debate with actual human beings.

And he's fat.
 
_blank_ said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5s_XMJbWG0
I've seen tornadoes do less damage than what Razorfist does to Chippy here.
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Holy goddamned fuck. I don't even like Razorfist all that much but godDAMN, having him and literally a bunch of other YouTube reviewers call him out on his shit is just... well... goddamn.

This might come off as a bit late, but seriously, it's like every single YouTube reviewer or personality I've watched has recently had some kind of skeletons dragged out of the closet and corpses pulled out from under the bed. This might be a little off-topic, but are all of these guys just pretentious assholes in their own way? :|
 
ThunderCavalier said:
Holy goddamned fuck. I don't even like Razorfist all that much but godDAMN, having him and literally a bunch of other YouTube reviewers call him out on his shit is just... well... goddamn.

This might come off as a bit late, but seriously, it's like every single YouTube reviewer or personality I've watched has recently had some kind of skeletons dragged out of the closet and corpses pulled out from under the bed. This might be a little off-topic, but are all of these guys just pretentious assholes in their own way? :|
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Can you give some examples? Just curious. The worst thing I've learned about these guys is that they like shitty JRPGs.
 
Arctic said:
Can you give some examples? Just curious. The worst thing I've learned about these guys is that they like shitty JRPGs.
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Well I mean it's news to me about his game "anti-thinker" lambast of another reviewer. It strikes me as incredibly petty and like, for a job that relies so much on networking to be viable, you don't shit where you eat. I just knew him from the escapist, if I'd seen any of his youtube stuff I may not even have watched him there.
 
Is this guy really a lolcow?

He's lame and sad and quiet pathetic but he's not very funny or widely known. Sure he chimps out about Feminist stuff but so do a lot of other unfunny people.
 
I hate to admit this, but I once used to be a fan of him. I used to like his Big Picture series he did on the Escapist. I once thought he had a brain.

But then he started imitating Linkara with putting retarded plots in his Game Overthinker series and slowly began showing what he really was. A fat egotistic asshole who wants to defend the undefendable (Quinn, Sarkessian and the GGamejournopros) and act like he understands what the problem is (according to him its dudebros).

Total biscuit pretty much wiped the floor with this asshole when Blod decided to play smartass with TB.
 
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